Heather 911 Caller Up to No Good  —  This is the craziest story ever.  The woman who called 911 on Heather Locklear is a former Us Weekly staffer who was under investigation by the FBI — and she's the one who tipped off the paparazzi!  —  Jill Ishkanian, who allegedly hacked …

Kim Kardashian Inconsolable After Dancing Loss  —  A distraught Kim Kardashian could not be consoled after being the surprise third casualty of Dancing with the Stars Tuesday night.  —  Though she and partner Mark Ballas concluded the show with a playful rendition of one of their earlier dances …

Judge Says Stone Wanted to Botox Her Kid  —  Sharon Stone is an alarmist parent who has gone off the deep end over and over, according to the judge who rejected her request to move her son down to L.A.  —  The court has released what it calls the “Tentative Statement of Decision.”

Britney Spears Hits Broadway  —  After two days of madness and mayhem on the streets of New York, pop superstar Britney Spears took some time for herself on Tuesday night when she took in a showing of Broadway hit In the Heights.  —  Audience members at the Richard Rodgers Theatre tell OK! …

Lindsay Lohan in a Bikini is Better than Samantha Ronson in a Bikini  —  You know, I have no problem with Lindsay Lohan's newfound lesbianism, but she couldn't find a more attractive girlfriend?  Because it would be really hot if Lindsay Lohan was hooking up with Scarlett Johansson or Jessica Biel …

‘I Want To Stand For Something’  —  'I feel like a whole era in my life is over," Leonardo DiCaprio tells me.  He's dressed in baggy jeans and a blue polo shirt, with a blue baseball cap backward on his head.  Tall and lanky, he's one of the world's biggest box-office stars, making $20 million a picture.

Lawyers: Insurer Won't Pay $10 Million to Heath Ledger's Daughter  —  The late Heath Ledger with daughter Matilda Rose  —  A life insurance company is balking at making a $10 million payout to Heath Ledger's nearly 3-year-old daughter Matilda, lawyers for the child claim.

Girlfriend: Hugh Hefner “Emotional” Over Changes in the House  —  The Girls Next Door household has been turned upside down lately, with Hugh Hefner confirming to Usmagazine.com last week that he and Holly Madison's relationship is “in transition.”  —  “There are lot of changes going on …

Blind Activists Plan Protest Of Julianne Moore Movie  —  BALTIMORE — Blind people quarantined in a mental asylum, attacking each other, soiling themselves, trading sex for food.  For Marc Maurer, who's blind, such a scenario _ as shown in the movie “Blindness” _ is not a clever allegory for a breakdown in society.

Oprah's Mom — I Can't Read the Small Print!  —  Oprah Winfrey's mom is refusing to pay back a $155K bill to a clothing store, and her defense is basically to play dumb.  —  Vernita Lee claims she shouldn't have to pay the gigantic bill to Valentina, a boutique in Wisconsin …

Is it nearly over for Katie and Peter?  Friends fear for marriage over constant put-downs … Katie Price and her husband Peter Andre's three-year marriage is reportedly near to collapse, after it was rocked by a series of increasingly bitter rows.  —  The couple, who have only just returned …

Beyonce CD comes due, with a lot of interest  —  Will Beyoncé make her deadline today?  —  The singer's new album was due at her label Wednesday morning in order to make an announced Nov. 18 release date, but insiders tell us there have been problems.

Lil' Romeo Offers Up Lesson on Life in College  —  Rapper Lil' Romeo has only attended college for five weeks, but he's already learned a few lessons about surviving on campus.  —  “Lock your bike!” says the University of Southern California freshman, 19, who has had three expensive bikes stolen.