IndyCar Driver/"Dancing" Champ Indicted  —  TMZ has learned that Helio Castroneves has been indicted for allegedly not paying taxes on more than $5 million.  Castroneves was indicted today in Miami.  The charges — Conspiracy to Defraud the U.S. and Tax Evasion.

‘Depressed’ Angelina Jolie emerges for the first time in months... but it's all smiles for gorgeous baby Shiloh … Angelina Jolie emerged today for the first time since US reports claimed she is suffering from a form of post-natal depression.  —  The Hollywood actress cut a serious figure …

Sharon Stone: I Never Suggested Botox for My 8-Year-Old Son!  —  Sharon Stone is firing back at a judge who claimed that she wanted her 8-year-old son Roan to receive Botox treatments for his “foot odor.”  —  “This week it was reported in connection with Sharon Stone's custody dispute …

Sandra Bernhard Cut From Benefit for Palin Gang-Rape Joke  —  Sandra Bernhard's recent cracks about Gov. Sarah Palin are no laughing matter, according to a Boston women's shelter.  —  Officials at Rosie's Place cut the comedian as a headliner from an annual benefit after she joked that Palin would be …

MISSING BRITNEY  —  Britney Spears just swept through town with a familiar face missing from her side.  Spears' cousin and former assistant, Alli Sims, told Page Six she's still not allowed to be in contact with the pop tart.  “I have no idea when I'll see her again.  I miss her every day,” Sims said.

Amy Smart Nude Video from Mirrors  —  Not too long ago, we saw Amy Smart topless with nipple tape, and a nice Amy Smart nipple slip and now, here's Amy Smart nude in her new movie, Mirrors.  By all accounts, the movie is absolutely terrible.  Obviously, I haven't seen it.

Kelly Ripa Cover Deja Vu, Belly-Button Airbrushing  —  SCROLL FOR PICTURES  —  Kelly Ripa, 38 on Thursday and a mom of three, graces the November cover of Shape magazine in an orange bikini.  Look familiar?  She was also on the cover of Shape last May in a orangey-red bikini.

Dear CZJ, Your Make-Up Artist Screwed You Over!  —  Catherine Zeta-Jones showed up to the Global Leadership Awards Gala in NYC last night looking like she put on her own make-up using a jumbo piece of sandpaper.  All that bronze caca on her mug makes it look like we can go rock climbing on her face.

The Daily Bikini  —  Michelle Rodriguez bikini pics!  —  Michelle Rodriguez outside the Eden Roc Hotel in Cap d'Antibes, France (May 2007)

Brooke Hogan Loves Showing Off Her Boobs  —  I remember when I was a kid and got a new bicycle I used to take it everywhere and show it off to all my friends, Brooke Hogan seems to be doing the same thing with her new breasts.  Here she is at some fashion show giving us a peek at her old lady cleavage.

Confirmed: Steve Fossett Wreckage Found  —  Pilot Steve Fossett  —  Authorities said Thursday morning that the wreckage initially spotted by aerial searchers is the plane piloted by missing adventurer Steve Fossett, not seen since he took off from an airstrip at an isolated ranch in the Nevada desert some 13 months ago.

Yogi, Boo-Boo headed to big time  —  Live-action/animated hybrid of classic cartoon in the works  —  NEW YORK — Warner Bros. is taking a trip to Jellystone Park.  —  The studio is developing a feature version of “Yogi Bear,” the classic Hanna-Barbera cartoon, and “Surf's Up” co-helmer/co-writer Ash Brannon is attached to direct.

A Night Off...Finally  —  I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for getting this blog in so late.  I've been rehearsing all day.  I know some of you like the whole schedule, so here it is.  I woke up and did my usual round of radio interviews.  Then I went back to bed for a little bit.

Mr. Clean actor House Peters Jr. dead at 92  —  LOS ANGELES (AP) — House Peters Jr., a TV actor who became the original Mr. Clean in Proctor & Gamble's commercials for household cleaners, died Wednesday.  He was 92.  —  Peters died of pneumonia at the Motion Picture and Television Fund Hospital …

Jonas Brothers Talk ‘Lovebug’ — Inspired By ‘Juno,’ Written While On Tour With Miley Cyrus  —  Philip Andelman-helmed video for song expected to be ready by October 15.  —  It's only a matter of time before the guys who left you “Burnin' Up” will debut the video for their latest single, “Lovebug.”

LAUREN LINE DYING ON SHELVES  —  THE hype over Lauren Conrad's line at Bloomingdale's seems to have died down.  After her appearance at the store last month, Bloomie's vice chairman Frank Doroff told Women's Wear Daily, “The sell-throughs have been fantas tic,” calling the cheesy …

Jessica Simpson Mixes It Up At Madeos  —  Jessica Simpson was spotted leaving Madeos restaurant in West Hollywood a little disoriented after having dinner with a friend on Thursday night.  —  Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson were in Neiman Marcus in Dallas checking …

Flynt is Hustling up an Ala-skin flick  —  Larry Flynt is using the power of porn to express his views on Sarah Palin.  —  The Hustler founder and freedom of speech advocate has produced an X-rated movie using an adult-film actress who resembles the Republican vice presidential candidate.

MiserAlba Has Never Looked Better  —  MiserAlba's latest ad for Declare Yourself casts her as some weepy Hannibal Lecter type with ratty hair.  MiserAlba looks so....miserable, which makes me so happy!  —  This is probably MiserAlba's drivers license picture sans the mask.  They had to Photoshop that s**t in.

Jay-Z ‘Dreams of Having a Family’  —  Jay-Z and Beyoncé  —  Jay-Z was flying solo at the U.N. Global Leadership Awards Gala in New York Wednesday night.  But even without wife Beyoncé Knowles by his side, he still happily chatted about his plans to start a family - eventually.

WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 1ST, 2008 EXCLUSIVE: Babies The Reason Behind Hef And Holly's Troubles?  —  Holly Madison's desire for a baby may be just what sparked the rumored troubles between Hugh Hefner and his #1 girlfriend.  A source reveals exclusively to Scandalist that one of the main reasons Hef …

Audrina Patridge: My New Home “Is Amazing”  —  Audrina Patridge is thrilled with her new, three-bedroom Hollywood Hills home.  —  “It's amazing.  I love it.  So beautiful,” the L*Space-clad star told Usmagazine.com Saturday at the Wet Republic pool at the MGM Grand Hotel/Casino in Las Vegas.

NAT'S ALL, FOLKS  —  The real-estate force is apparently with Natalie Portman, who's found a buyer for her West Village condo in this descending market.  —  The “Star Wars” minx has just gone to contract to sell her apartment in Richard Meier's transparent tower at 165 Charles St. The condo last had an asking price of $6.55 million.