Bday Hodown!  She's Still A Slut, Not Yet A Woman  —  Miley Cyrus celebrate her Super Sweet 16th Birthday party in Disneyland this weekend.  —  The Disney slut kicked the gays out and took over the park on Sunday.  —  Cyrus managed to get people to pay $250 a ticket to get in.

Eddie Van Halen Is Engaged  —  Eddie Van Halen with girlfriend Janie Liszewski  —  Eddie Van Halen is engaged to his girlfriend/manager Janie Liszewski, PEOPLE has learned.  —  Van Halen, 53, proposed to Liszewski, 38, on Aug. 4 while they were vacationing in Hawaii.

MUSIC MAN TO LOHANS: SCRAM!  —  FAMED music manager Johnny Wright is not only saying, “Thanks, but no thanks” to Dina Lohan - he slams her and her daughter Ali in a statement to Page Six.  —  Last week, we reported that Ali - the 14-year-old younger sister of Lindsay Lohan …

Kim to the Rescue: I never had plastic surgery!  —  QUICK NOTE: I have decided to post this picture to finally put all of the plastic surgery rumors to rest!  (BTW, in the '90s it must have been cool to wear my bikini hiked so high up.  LOL!)  —  Dear Curious Cat,

Scientologists call Amy Winehouse to offer their help  —  She's been been in and out of rehab to beat her drugs and drink demons, but anyone who's seen recent pictures of Amy Winehouse knows that clearly hasn't worked.  —  Now I hear the troubled singer could be turning to the Church …

Matt Damon makes cameo in Escape to Miami triathlon  —  Oscar winner Matt Damon, needing to get in shape for his next movie, competed with nearly 1,000 athletes on Sunday.  —  DQUINONES@MIAMIHERALD.COM  —  The Escape to Miami Triathlon got a little unexpected star power to go with the fair weather Sunday morning.

Angelina: “We're Going to Have More Kids”  —  In her first appearance before a huge audience since giving birth to twins in July, a healthy and happy looking Angelina Jolie revealed how she got her body back after babies.  —  “Run around with all the kids, and breastfeeding …

Pop Tarts: Hugh Hefner Says Girlfriends Aren't Leaving Him  —  LOS ANGELES — Hugh Hefner says the hearsay that his girlfriends Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson are ready to move on is all made up.  —  “It's all rumors without question.

Clint Eastwood: Angelina Has ‘Most Gorgeous Face on Planet’  —  He's won Oscars and ridden to the top of the box-office charts - so Clint Eastwood knows his movies.  And his stars.  —  Of Angelina Jolie - the leading lady in his latest directorial effort, the period drama Changeling …

Lynne Spears: ‘Things Are Looking Up Again’  —  After a year of upheaval for her family, Lynne Spears exclusively tells PEOPLE.com that she's cherishing the “small things” like taking Britney's sons Preston, 3, and Jayden, 2, for a spin in her golf cart and planning a shopping trip with Jamie Lynn …

Wanna Beat The Crap Out Of Michael Lohan??  —  As we mentioned last month, media-loving Michael Lohan said he was looking for a celebrity to fight against him in the boxing ring to raise more money for “numerous charities.”  —  And guess who was at the top of his list to fight against?

Eva Mendes Finds Band-Aids Baffling  —  Star is unsympathetic toward fashion victims with “fake injuries.”  —  Super-sexy actress Eva Mendes says she is baffled by band-aids.  —  No, not the ones little kids put on their knees and elbows after getting a cut or a scrape.

Former Headmistress: Oprah Refuses to Apologize  —  Oprah Winfrey and Nomvuyo Mzamane  —  What prompted Nomvuyo Mzamane - the former headmistress of Oprah Winfrey's South African Leadership Academy for Girls - to sue the TV mogul for defamation?  —  “We were forced to file this lawsuit …