Matt Damon makes cameo in Escape to Miami triathlon  —  Oscar winner Matt Damon, needing to get in shape for his next movie, competed with nearly 1,000 athletes on Sunday.  —  DQUINONES@MIAMIHERALD.COM  —  The Escape to Miami Triathlon got a little unexpected star power to go with the fair weather Sunday morning.

Bday Hodown!  She's Still A Slut, Not Yet A Woman  —  Miley Cyrus celebrate her Super Sweet 16th Birthday party in Disneyland this weekend.  —  The Disney slut kicked the gays out and took over the park on Sunday.  —  Cyrus managed to get people to pay $250 a ticket to get in.

Kim to the Rescue: I never had plastic surgery!  —  QUICK NOTE: I have decided to post this picture to finally put all of the plastic surgery rumors to rest!  (BTW, in the '90s it must have been cool to wear my bikini hiked so high up.  LOL!)  —  Dear Curious Cat,

MUSIC MAN TO LOHANS: SCRAM!  —  FAMED music manager Johnny Wright is not only saying, “Thanks, but no thanks” to Dina Lohan - he slams her and her daughter Ali in a statement to Page Six.  —  Last week, we reported that Ali - the 14-year-old younger sister of Lindsay Lohan …

Cher in health mystery as she cancels six Vegas shows … Singing legend Cher is at the centre of a health mystery after cancelling six Vegas shows in less than a month.  —  The 62-year-old is suffering from asthma-related bronchitis, according to Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas …

Your Dad Can Beat Up Lindsay Lohan's Dad  —  It's not who wants to fight Michael Lohan — it's who doesn't want to fight Michael Lohan.  —  Well, now's your chance.  Seems Papa Lohan is stepping into the ring for charity and the winning bidder gets to act out Lindsay Lohan's greatest fantasy.

Eddie Van Halen Is Engaged  —  Eddie Van Halen with girlfriend Janie Liszewski  —  Eddie Van Halen is engaged to his girlfriend/manager Janie Liszewski, PEOPLE has learned.  —  Van Halen, 53, proposed to Liszewski, 38, on Aug. 4 while they were vacationing in Hawaii.

Scientologists call Amy Winehouse to offer their help  —  She's been been in and out of rehab to beat her drugs and drink demons, but anyone who's seen recent pictures of Amy Winehouse knows that clearly hasn't worked.  —  Now I hear the troubled singer could be turning to the Church …

Paris: I Want Kids - ‘Soon!’  —  Paris Hilton and Benji Madden  —  Even while sipping Grey Goose out at a club, Paris Hilton has babies on the brain.  —  “I definitely want three or four [children],” she told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Saturday night, while partying at Pure Nightclub for her sister's birthday.

Pop Tarts: Hugh Hefner Says Girlfriends Aren't Leaving Him  —  LOS ANGELES — Hugh Hefner says the hearsay that his girlfriends Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson are ready to move on is all made up.  —  “It's all rumors without question.

Selena Still Won't Admit She's Dating Nick Jonas  —  C'mon Selena... spill it!  —  Selena's not really doing anything to deny the rumors that she's dating Nick Jonas, but she's still not saying they're true either!  —  “I've gotten really close to the entire Jonas family this past year,” Selena tells TV Guide.

Dr. Phil: ‘Divorce Is Not An Option’  —  For Dr. Phil McGraw and his wife Robin McGraw, divorce is not an option for them.  The twosome claim communication and negotiation are key for keeping their marriage surviving and thriving.  Ladies' Home Journal put the twosome to the test to dish …

Clint Eastwood: Angelina Has ‘Most Gorgeous Face on Planet’  —  He's won Oscars and ridden to the top of the box-office charts - so Clint Eastwood knows his movies.  And his stars.  —  Of Angelina Jolie - the leading lady in his latest directorial effort, the period drama Changeling …

Derek Hough Blacks Out After Fall, Paramedics Called  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Yet another “Dancing With The Stars” injury has occurred on the set of the hit ABC show.  —  Just days after an injury bounced Misty May-Treanor to the sidelines of the competition, dancer Derek Hough blacked …

Charlize suit closely watched  —  Charlize Theron will head to court later this month in a $20 million lawsuit - all because she accessorized with some renegade bling.  —  Swiss timekeepers Raymond Weil had claimed Theron reneged on an endorsement contract specifying that she wear their watches - and only their watches - 24/7.