Matt Damon makes cameo in Escape to Miami triathlon  —  Oscar winner Matt Damon, needing to get in shape for his next movie, competed with nearly 1,000 athletes on Sunday.  —  DQUINONES@MIAMIHERALD.COM  —  The Escape to Miami Triathlon got a little unexpected star power to go with the fair weather Sunday morning.

Kim to the Rescue: I never had plastic surgery!  —  QUICK NOTE: I have decided to post this picture to finally put all of the plastic surgery rumors to rest!  (BTW, in the '90s it must have been cool to wear my bikini hiked so high up.  LOL!)  —  Dear Curious Cat,

Angelina Debuts New Tattoos  —  As could be expected, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt proved quite an eyeful at Saturday's New York premiere of her new movie.  Changeling, directed by Clint Eastwood.  —  But, in fact, there was even more to meet the eye on the leading lady: two new tattoos …

Take that, Tina: Palin wants to spoof her spoofer  —  It's looking more and more likely that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will appear on “Saturday Night Live” — to have some fun with Tina Fey.  —  As the comedian's impressions of the GOP vice presidential candidate draw laughs from Republicans …

Bday Hodown!  She's Still A Slut, Not Yet A Woman  —  Miley Cyrus celebrate her Super Sweet 16th Birthday party in Disneyland this weekend.  —  The Disney slut kicked the gays out and took over the park on Sunday.  —  Cyrus managed to get people to pay $250 a ticket to get in.

Cher in health mystery as she cancels six Vegas shows … Singing legend Cher is at the centre of a health mystery after cancelling six Vegas shows in less than a month.  —  The 62-year-old is suffering from asthma-related bronchitis, according to Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas …

MUSIC MAN TO LOHANS: SCRAM!  —  FAMED music manager Johnny Wright is not only saying, “Thanks, but no thanks” to Dina Lohan - he slams her and her daughter Ali in a statement to Page Six.  —  Last week, we reported that Ali - the 14-year-old younger sister of Lindsay Lohan …

Nicole Kidman: Tom Has a “More Profound” Love With Katie Holmes  —  Nicole Kidman wasn't expecting to find love with Keith Urban.  —  “I didn't foresee it, that you can meet somebody who you have a deep and more profound love with,” the actress - who divorced Tom Cruise in 2001 - tells November's Elle.

Forget the Photo Shoot.  Minnie Driver Posts Her Baby's Pic on MySpace  —  In an age where some superstar parents sell off their baby photos to the highest bidder, it's refreshing to see a mom like Minnie Driver subtly slip a photo of her newborn into her photo gallery on MySpace.

Eddie Van Halen Is Engaged  —  Eddie Van Halen with girlfriend Janie Liszewski  —  Eddie Van Halen is engaged to his girlfriend/manager Janie Liszewski, PEOPLE has learned.  —  Van Halen, 53, proposed to Liszewski, 38, on Aug. 4 while they were vacationing in Hawaii.

Scientologists call Amy Winehouse to offer their help  —  She's been been in and out of rehab to beat her drugs and drink demons, but anyone who's seen recent pictures of Amy Winehouse knows that clearly hasn't worked.  —  Now I hear the troubled singer could be turning to the Church …

Paris: I Want Kids - ‘Soon!’  —  Paris Hilton and Benji Madden  —  Even while sipping Grey Goose out at a club, Paris Hilton has babies on the brain.  —  “I definitely want three or four [children],” she told PEOPLE in Las Vegas Saturday night, while partying at Pure Nightclub for her sister's birthday.

Wanna Beat The Crap Out Of Michael Lohan??  —  As we mentioned last month, media-loving Michael Lohan said he was looking for a celebrity to fight against him in the boxing ring to raise more money for “numerous charities.”  —  And guess who was at the top of his list to fight against?

Charlize suit closely watched  —  Charlize Theron will head to court later this month in a $20 million lawsuit - all because she accessorized with some renegade bling.  —  Swiss timekeepers Raymond Weil had claimed Theron reneged on an endorsement contract specifying that she wear their watches - and only their watches - 24/7.

Pop Tarts: Hugh Hefner Says Girlfriends Aren't Leaving Him  —  LOS ANGELES — Hugh Hefner says the hearsay that his girlfriends Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt and Kendra Wilkinson are ready to move on is all made up.  —  “It's all rumors without question.

Derek Hough Blacks Out After Fall, Paramedics Called  —  LOS ANGELES, Calif. — Yet another “Dancing With The Stars” injury has occurred on the set of the hit ABC show.  —  Just days after an injury bounced Misty May-Treanor to the sidelines of the competition, dancer Derek Hough blacked …