Kim to the Rescue: I never had plastic surgery!  —  QUICK NOTE: I have decided to post this picture to finally put all of the plastic surgery rumors to rest!  (BTW, in the '90s it must have been cool to wear my bikini hiked so high up.  LOL!)  —  Dear Curious Cat,

Take that, Tina: Palin wants to spoof her spoofer  —  It's looking more and more likely that Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will appear on “Saturday Night Live” — to have some fun with Tina Fey.  —  As the comedian's impressions of the GOP vice presidential candidate draw laughs from Republicans …

Nicole Kidman: Tom Has a “More Profound” Love With Katie Holmes  —  Nicole Kidman wasn't expecting to find love with Keith Urban.  —  “I didn't foresee it, that you can meet somebody who you have a deep and more profound love with,” the actress - who divorced Tom Cruise in 2001 - tells November's Elle.

Angelina Debuts New Tattoos  —  As could be expected, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt proved quite an eyeful at Saturday's New York premiere of her new movie.  Changeling, directed by Clint Eastwood.  —  But, in fact, there was even more to meet the eye on the leading lady: two new tattoos …

Matthew Broderick resists marriage counseling w/ Sarah Jessica Parker  —  The 11-year marriage between actors Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick is reportedly on the rocks - but Matthew is resisting marriage counseling because he's not comfortable discussing his emotions, according to Star Magazine.

Forget the Photo Shoot.  Minnie Driver Posts Her Baby's Pic on MySpace  —  In an age where some superstar parents sell off their baby photos to the highest bidder, it's refreshing to see a mom like Minnie Driver subtly slip a photo of her newborn into her photo gallery on MySpace.

Matt Damon makes cameo in Escape to Miami triathlon  —  Oscar winner Matt Damon, needing to get in shape for his next movie, competed with nearly 1,000 athletes on Sunday.  —  DQUINONES@MIAMIHERALD.COM  —  The Escape to Miami Triathlon got a little unexpected star power to go with the fair weather Sunday morning.

DWTS Misty May-Treanor “out of the Competition”  —  Dancing With the Stars' Brooke Burke confirmed Monday that injured Misty May-Treanor will be sitting out for good.  —  “It's such a sad situation.  She did hurt her Achilles tendon.  I don't know if she tore it or ruptured it,” Brooke said on L.A.'s 104.3 FM.

Jennifer Love Hewitt says US weight loss cover was a complete surprise to her  —  Jennifer Love Hewitt and her fiance Ross McCall out in Toluca Lake, CA on 9/13/08.  That dress is not doing her any favors.  Credit: VAH/Fame Pictures  —  Some people were calling Jennifer Love Hewitt …

'I'm exhausted,' admits mother-of-six Angelina Jolie but says she still wants MORE babies with Brad Pitt … Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have made their first public appearance together since the birth of their twins at the premiere of her film The Changeling in New York.

Brad Pitt Bikes With Barack Obama  —  A solo Brad Pitt throws on a fedora, hops on his bicycle and goes for a ride down the street in New Orleans, Louisiana on Monday.  —  The 44-year-old actor carried around a sketch notebook with a drawing of Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama on the cover.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck Slams Barack Obama Over Bill Ayers  —  Another day, another ‘View’ shouting match.  This time, Elisabeth Hasselbeck slams Barack Obama over questions of his relationship with '60s radical Bill Ayers.  —  The discussion becomes heated quickly and dissolves into voice-raising …

Cher in health mystery as she cancels six Vegas shows … Singing legend Cher is at the centre of a health mystery after cancelling six Vegas shows in less than a month.  —  The 62-year-old is suffering from asthma-related bronchitis, according to Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas …

David Duchovny out of rehab!  —  It looks like David Duchovny is out of rehab!  He was seen with his wife, Tea Leoni, at the Czech Days festival in New York City, on October 4th.  —  Rough translation of the short article: Agent Mulder checked out the Czech street festival.

Beyonce Covers Essence & Dishes About Her Wedding To Jay-Z...Finally!  —  ESSENCE's November issue features Beyoncé who talks about life in the spotlight-and being Mrs. Shawn Carter-in the article entitled, “I Am Legend.”  And it's about damn time.  Also, after a failed marriage …

Jennifer Aniston Sends Her Pampered Pooch To Therapy  —  The actress dishes out $250 a week on doggie treatments...  Jennifer Aniston has hired a therapist at $250 aweek for her dog Norman, according to a new report.  —  The actress' aging corgi-terrier reportedly enjoys weekly massages, Reiki and acupuncture treatments.

MUSIC MAN TO LOHANS: SCRAM!  —  FAMED music manager Johnny Wright is not only saying, “Thanks, but no thanks” to Dina Lohan - he slams her and her daughter Ali in a statement to Page Six.  —  Last week, we reported that Ali - the 14-year-old younger sister of Lindsay Lohan …

Charlize suit closely watched  —  Charlize Theron will head to court later this month in a $20 million lawsuit - all because she accessorized with some renegade bling.  —  Swiss timekeepers Raymond Weil had claimed Theron reneged on an endorsement contract specifying that she wear their watches - and only their watches - 24/7.

Mary-Louise Parker Finds Adoption ‘Amazing’  —  Adopting daughter Caroline “Ash” Aberash from Africa last year was a childhood dream come true for Mary-Louise Parker.  —  The Weeds star, 44, says she remembers wishing her parents would adopt a sibling for her when she was growing up.

Kendra Wilkinson Likes Girls In Bikinis  —  It's pretty clear that Kendra Wilkinson is the trashiest of Hugh Hefner's three pretend girlfriends, the other day she flashed her tits to an unsuspecting crowd in the Dominican for no other reason than to show off and now here she is judging a slutty bikini contest in the Bahamas.

What Would Jesus Say???  —  And so it begins!!!  —  It all starts to go downhill with a belly ring!!!  —  Miley Cyrus showed off a new navel piercing at her big 16th birthday bash at Disneyland on Sunday.  —  Getting your belly button pierced isn't exactly “wholesome” is it????  —  What's next???

Chaplain: Gay men should have sodomy warning tattoos  —  The chaplain to the London Stock Exchange is under pressure to quit today after demanding gay men should be forced to have “sodomy” warnings tattooed on their bodies.  —  The suggestion is contained in a series of comments on the internet blog of the Rev Peter Mullen.