Source: Madonna and Alex Rodriguez Are “Definitely Romantic”  —  As Madonna announces her divorce from husband Guy Ritchie, a source close to the singer tells Usmagazine.com she and the New York Yankees slugger “are definitely romantic.”  —  “Guy is not involved in this equation,” the insider tells Usmagazine.com.

“Desperate Housewives” in Critical Condition  —  We've learned Gale Harold, the actor who plays Teri Hatcher's boyfriend on “Desperate Housewives,” was seriously injured yesterday in a motorcycle accident.  And, contrary to what Harold's rep says, a hospital spokesperson just told us the actor is in “critical condition.”

Lauren Conrad on Heidi Montag Reunion: “Yes, It's True!”  —  Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag are friends again!  —  The Hills stars made up at STK in Los Angeles Tuesday evening.  —  Conrad was in the restaurant celebrating her runway show at Los Angeles fashion week with family and close friends.

LEARY'S BRAIN VS. THE AUTISTICS  —  DENIS Leary should brace himself for hate mail from the parents of kids diagnosed with autism.  —  In his new book, “Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid,” the joke-slinging “Rescue Me” star writes about the brain disorder:

Bleary-eyed Kirsten Dunst parties hard in Hollywood... just months after leaving rehab … Spider-Man star Kirsten Dunst appeared a touch worse for wear during a night out in Hollywood on Monday.  —  The 26-year-old looked tired and bleary-eyed as she partied with friends in trendy bar La Poubelle …

Janet Jackson's Mystery Illness Revealed - Migraines!  —  Janet Jackson onstage in Vancouver Sept. 10  —  After much speculation, the cause of Janet Jackson's mystery illness - which caused her to cancel a string of tour dates - has been revealed.  —  The 42-year-old was suffering …

Brad Paisley & Kimberly Williams-Paisley Expecting - Again!  —  Country star Brad Paisley and According to Jim actress Kimberly Williams-Paisley are expecting their second child, the couple confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.  —  “We're having so much fun with our little boy Huck …

This Kid Is Called Fat in Front of Millions  —  This season's “Desperate Housewives” focuses on Gabrielle's four-year-old daughter's obesity.  Madison De La Garza's portrayal of Juanita Solice is funny, compelling and relatable.  But, De La Garza is also a real-life child whose appearance is the butt of a joke.

The Ho Is Free  —  As expected, Aubrey O'Day was booted out of Danity Kane on last night's episode of “Making the Sluts.”  Aubrey's closest friend in the group, D.Woods, was also given the pink slip, because Diddy probably realized she's infected beyond repair with Aubrey's skank.

Jen Aniston, John Mayer Have Another PDA-Packed Date!  —  Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer shared a romantic dinner at Sunset Tower's Tower Bar in West Hollywood on Tuesday, a witness tells Usmagazine.com.  —  They arrived around 10 p.m. and sat indoors with three pals.

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on 'Grey's Anatomy,' ‘Prison Break,’ ‘Bones,’ ‘Battlestar Galactica,’ ‘One Tree Hill,’ ‘Housewives,’ and More!  —  Question: Where's the Mer-Der hotness this season on Grey's Anatomy?  The most we've gotten so far is a kiss on the cheek!  What gives?  — Dee

Olympic gymnast Nastia Liukin in “Gossip Girl” role  —  NEW YORK (Reuters) - Olympic all-round gymnastics champion Nastia Liukin has landed a guest role on popular TV teen drama “Gossip Girl,” describing it as one of her coolest thrills since winning five gold medals at the Beijing summer games.

Mall of America Unveils Angelina Jolie Breast Feeding Fountain  —  A meticulously detailed, hand-carved marble fountain depicting the beloved Angelina Jolie breast feeding her twins has just been unveiled in the Enchanted Food Court nestled in the southwest wing of America's largest shopping mall.

Gay men prefer Prince Harry to William, poll shows  —  Gay men would rather date Prince Harry than his brother William, according to a poll.  —  More than a third those questioned expressed a desire for a romance with Harry while William received 23 per cent of the vote.

Over The Hills?  —  Could it be the end of the road for The Hills?  —  Amid constant feuding, salary demands and diva behavior, the current season of the MTV smash may be the last, sources close to the hit show tell OK!.  —  “No one gets along anymore,” an insider explains.

Hathaway's Con-Man Ex Blames Anne's Lifestyle  —  In what could go down as the worst persuasive letter ever, Raffaello Follieri's lawyer claims the con man effed up with the law because he was trying to keep up with rich people like his movie star ex-girlfriend Anne Hathaway.

Too Easy  —  Miley, Miley, Miley... She might as well have handed this picture over on a silver platter with the newest copy of Photoshop and a Pedobear Approved sticker.  —  Someone should tell Miley that she's not in the backwoods anymore.  There are spoons available for her to use.

Nancy Reagan hospitalized after fall: office  —  LOS ANGELES (AFP) — Former US first lady Nancy Reagan has been hospitalized after breaking her pelvis in a fall at her home in California, her spokeswoman confirmed Wednesday.  —  Reagan's spokeswoman Joanne Drake said in a statement …