Mark Wahlberg: I'm Going to Crack Andy Samberg's Big F—king Nose  —  Saturday Night Live's Andy Samberg better watch out for Mark Wahlberg!  —  The actor is miffed after Samberg portrayed him in a skit called “Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals” on Oct. 11's show.  —  “You know what?”

A LACK OF BLOOD TO THE BRAIN  —  If your wife was an Oscar-winner who other actors considered far better looking than you, you'd understandably be a tad touchy whenever the topic was brought up.  Chris Martin, for example - mention his wife's previous partners and he's likely …

The moment Madonna fell off that horse, the marriage was doomed  —  MADONNA'S marriage began sliding towards divorce after her hubby's “unsympathetic” reaction when she tumbled from a horse, friends say.  —  The agonised Queen of Pop felt GUY RITCHIE showed a “complete lack of love and sympathy” …

Travis Barker Released From Hospital  —  Earlier this morning, Travis Barker told fans he was “healing up quickly” and would be out of the hospital “b4 you know it.”  —  He wasn't kidding.  —  On Friday, exactly four weeks after surviving a private plane crash, the former Blink-182 drummer …

Watch Britney Spears' Gossip Girl Mash-Up Music Video  —  Britney Spears's latest hit “Womanizer” will be featured in a brand new Gossip Girl promo that will focus on resident bad boy Chuck Bass (Ed Westwick).  (Watch above).  —  The promo spot will begin running on-air on The CW beginning Monday …

Angelina Jolie: I Fell in Love With Brad When He Was Still With Jen  —  Angelina Jolie reveals she and Brad Pitt fell in love on the set of Mr. & Mrs. Smith - which Pitt filmed while still married to Jennifer Aniston.  —  Relive Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's happier days.

Katie Holmes debuts on Broadway to mixed reviews  —  NEW YORK (Reuters) - Katie Holmes received mixed reviews on Friday for her Broadway debut in the revival of Arthur Miller's “All My Sons.”  —  Starring alongside Oscar winner Dianne Wiest, Tony winner John Lithgow and Tony nominated Patrick Wilson …

Even a chilly London night can't stop Christina Aguilera showing off her cleavage … Christina Aguilera was clearly keen to keep covered up from the British chill.  —  But the plucky singer still showed plenty of front, as her heaving bosom spilled forth from her tight-fitting coat.

Nelly Furtado: I'm Married!  —  Nelly Furtado and husband Demacio Castellon  —  Nelly Furtado's “Maneater” days are over.  —  In an interview with Entertainment Tonight Canada airing Friday night, the British Columbia-born singer confirmed that she married sound engineer Demacio “Demo” Castellon over the summer.

‘I had an affair with my stepmother when I was 12,’ reveals George Hamilton … Hollywood star George Hamilton has revealed that he had a sexual relationship with his stepmother when he was just 12.  —  The actor made the revelation in his new book Don't Mind If I Do: A Memoir …

Holly Madison worries about the new girls taking advantage of Hef  —  If there's one thing that can be said of Hugh Hefner and his now departing trio of blond bunnies - they're candid.  Holly Madison, long considered Hef's main girlfriend, has been open about her desire to start a family with the 82 year-old Playboy head.

Exclusive pics: Prince William spends the night getting Dirrty with Christina Aguilera and Paris Hilton  —  Oh dear, he WILL be in trouble when Kate Middleton finds out her Prince Charming spent the night getting Dirrty with two showgirls.  —  We watched Prince William snuggle …

Zac Efron's 21st Birthday Plans: Laying Low!  —  Forget the bar!  Zac Efron says he's playing it low-key for his 21st birthday this Saturday.  —  “I'm not going Vegas or anything like that,” he told Entertainment Tonight at Thursday's premiere of High School Musical 3: Senior Year in L.A.

Kristin Cavallari Is The Hot Ass Karate Kid  —  I'm still not a hundred percent sure what this Kristin Cavallari chick is famous for, but she's on this site so she must have done something.  I guess it doesn't really matter, she's hot and her ass looks pretty toned in those tights.

Xtina Is Made Out Of Make-Up  —  I'm beginning to think that Xtina doesn't have skin anymore.  She's completely made out of bronzer, fake tanner, lipstick and powder.  She's like a walking foundation stick.  I think she's sponsored by MAC.  F**k.  I think she's owned by MAC.

Katherine Heigl is going to adopt a baby from Korea  —  Annoying Grey's Anatomy star Katherine Heigl, 29, is going to be the latest celebrity to adopt a baby, According to the National Enquirer.  She has an older sister who is adopted from Korea, and Heigl plans to welcome a little Korean orphan …

Katy Perry Has Fallen And She Can't Get Up  —  It's Friday, so let's start the party early by watching bitches fall!  —  Katy Perry performed the song that has permanently lived inside my head for a while now (it is ignoring my eviction notices) at the MTV Latin Awards last night and ended …

LC and Kyle Get Kissy and Cozy at the Beach  —  Lauren Conrad has never admitted her relationship with Kyle Howard, but she all but confirmed it with seaside kisses in Malibu yesterday.  LC kept her bikini body hidden under her cover-up, but Kyle provided plenty of shirtless eye candy with his rolled-down wet suit.

Jenny McCarthy: Denis Leary is “Stupid”  —  Outspoken actress Jenny McCarthy has plenty to say to Denis Leary, who makes jokes about autism in his new book Why We Suck: A Feel-Good Guide to Staying Fat, Loud, Lazy and Stupid.  —  “Whoo!  First of all, let me tell you …