ROUGH TRAIN RIDE  —  SAMANTHA Ronson deserves a medal for putting up with gal pal Lindsay Lohan.  The two took the Acela train to Washington on Thursday and “had a quiet fight” the whole time, our spy says.  Lohan spent most of the time complaining about her staff and told Ronson …

Faith Hill's Birthday Gift to Herself: Bikini Photo Shoot  —  Faith Hill's beautiful face has adorned covers of CDs and magazines before, but for the first time ever she's posing in a bikini.  —  What gave her the bravery?  Pilates.  —  “I could bend in ways I haven't been able to since I was a teenager …

Making love to Madonna ‘was like cuddling a piece of gristle’ … A gaunt-looking Madonna was seen leaving the Kabbalah Centre in New York on Saturday.  —  Wearing shades and a baseball cap it seemed the marriage break-up was taking its toll on the 50-year-old mega-star.

A-Rod set to buy £40m New York pad next door to Madonna as relationship heats up … Madonna's ‘soulmate’ Alex Rodriguez is weeks away from buying a New York penthouse apartment two blocks from the superstar's - in a bid to be close to her.  —  Speculation of a romantic relationship between …

Jennifer Aniston is driving her friends crazy with OCD cleanliness  —  Jennifer Aniston doesn't have kids, but she's a fan of an item a lot of moms won't leave home without - disinfectant hand gel.  She's said to be such a germophobe that she slathers the suff on surfaces before she'll touch them like grocery carts and even door knobs.

Derek Jeter & Minka Kelly Romance Heats up in Texas  —  Minka Kelly (left) and Derek Jeter  —  With the Yankees out of the playoffs, Derek Jeter has some time on his hands and he's spending it romantically - with Minka Kelly.  —  The baseball star, 34, and the Friday Night Lights actress …

‘Mr. Blackwell’ dies at 86; compiled ‘worst dressed’ celebrity lists for nearly 50 years  —  Born Richard Selzer, the caustic self-proclaimed arbiter of taste wagged his finger at the likes of Marilyn Monroe, Madonna, Britney Spears and even Queen Elizabeth.

From Paris to London...Ms Hilton is ‘here to stay’ … Paris Hilton has decided to relocate from her natural Los Angeles habitat to make London her new home.  —  The hotel heiress may not have been successful in her attempts to attract the attentions of Princes William and Harry on a recent evening …

Chest too big  —  I've got Britain's biggest boobs but want to cut ‘M’ off  —  TOP-HEAVY Donna Jones's life is being made a misery—because her bust is the biggest in Britain  —  Each breast weighs a jumbo ONE STONE—about the same as two average-size babies.

PASS COMPLETE?  —  IT looks like Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen are ready to take the plunge.  Sources tell Page Six the Patriots' quarterback and the Brazilian supermodel are planning a wedding reception at Tavern on the Green.  “They were recently there, and Brady had a long chat with Broadway Joe Namath,” a spy said.

OK!  Exclusive: Ellen & Jen Hit Hollywood Baby Bash  —  Jennifer Aniston, Dustin Hoffman, Ben Stiller, Ellen DeGeneres, Jack Black, Tobey Maguire, Kate Beckinsale, Jonah Hill... That's a list of stars that you'd expect to see at an exclusive blockbuster movie premiere or major awards show.

Sienna and Balthazar Reunite For Italian Bikini Makeout Time  —  Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty reunited in Positano, Italy, over the weekend to pick up on their steamy, string bikini-filled romance.  When we saw Balthazar heading out of LA last week, we suspected a rendezvous might be coming …

David Banda's Dad: “Maybe He'd Be Better Off Back With Us”  —  In light of Madonna's divorce from Guy Ritchie, David Banda's biological father is having second thoughts about giving his son up.  —  “I am still a poor farmer with nothing to offer, but maybe he'd be better off back with us,” he told Britain's The Sun.

Lil Wayne Expecting a Boy  —  Lil Wayne  —  Get ready for another Lil Wayne on the scene.  The rapper announced during the BET Hip-Hop Awards his first son will be born in “a couple of days.”  —  “I got a son about to be born any day now, so shout-out to him.