Guy Ritchie Told Madonna: “You're ‘Old, Fat, Ugly, Wrinkled’”  —  Madonna and Guy Ritchie's marriage was plagued by physical and emotional abuse in recent years, friends of the couple reveal in the latest issue of Us Weekly, on newsstands now.  —  “She would taunt Guy, saying …

Alyson Hannigan is Pregnant!  —  Actress Alyson Hannigan is pregnant, her rep Megan Moss tells PEOPLE exclusively.  —  The How I Met Your Mother star, 34, and her husband, actor Alexis Denisof, 42, will welcome their first child this spring.  —  The couple met on the set of Buffy …

DIRTY SECRET OF LA POOL PARTY  —  A SLEW of young celebs enjoyed the pool at Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel over the weekend - oblivious to the fact that the hotel staff never drained the water after a dead body was found in the pool a week earlier, sources said.

Dancing's Julianne Hough Hospitalized After Show  —  Two-time Dancing With the Stars champ Julianne Hough was taken by ambulance to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after Tuesday night's live results show in which she performed a high-energy dance.  —  Hough, 20, “was experiencing slight stomach pains …

Jen Aniston, John Mayer: Not Expecting  —  Ignore the rumors: Jennifer Aniston is not expecting.  —  Blogs were abuzz after Australia's New Weekly suggested in its cover story that the actress took John Mayer back because she is having their baby.  —  But Aniston's rep tells Entertainment Tonight, “Give me a break.

FIRST LOOK: Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Kid- & Eco-Friendly Home  —  Jessica Alba in In Style  —  For Jessica Alba, motherhood means eco-friendly living - and plenty of couch-jumping.  —  “It's kid-friendly, animal-friendly,” the actress, 27, tells In Style magazine of the newly renovated L …

Samantha's Mom Dishes on Her Relationship With Lindsay  —  Lindsay Lohan posed backstage with Samantha and Charlotte Ronson at Charlotte's fashion show in Tokyo earlier today.  While she's overseas, lots of not-so-fun news is waiting for LL back in the states.

RNC appears to shell out $150K for Palin fashion  —  The Republican National Committee appears to have spent more than $150,000 to clothe and accessorize vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and her family since her surprise pick by John McCain in late August.

Toni Braxton's Surprise Dancing Elimination  —  In the first surprise elimination of the season, Toni Braxton and her partner Alec Mazo became the fifth couple voted off Dancing with the Stars on Tuesday's Results Show.  —  And the exit certainly came as a surprise to Braxton …

Angelina Jolie Nipples, Ass and Breastfeeding Pictures from W Magazine  —  So the infamous issue of W magazine featuring Angelina Jolie breastfeeding her new twins is finally out, but it's got a lot more than just Angelina Jolie breastfeeding.  Its also got some see-through pictures that show of Angelina Jolie's nipples, and ass!

Gisele Bundchen (Almost) Topless Pictures from American Photo  —  Okay, so technically, Gisele Bundchen is topless on the cover of the November / December issue of American Photo magazine, but it's the photos inside that really count.  The incredible, and rare under-cleavage in the second …

Justin Timberlake and Pals Raise $1 Million for Sick Kids  —  With a little help from his friends, Justin Timberlake put some extra coin in the pockets of Shriners' Hospitals for Children, an organization that provides medical care for kids in need.  —  And what good friends: the Jonas Brothers …

William Shatner Upset With George Takei Over Wedding Snub  —  William Shatner has taken his war of words with former Star Trek castmate George Takei into cyberspace, by insisting the newlywed is “sad” and “sick” for not inviting Captain Kirk to his recent same-sex marriage ceremony.

EXCLUSIVE: SOLANGE TO TOUR WITH BEYONCÉ  —  Last week, Mathew Knowles broke the news that Beyoncé will embark on a 110-date world tour that will begin in April 2009 and trek through Canada, Europe, the U.S. (with a one-week stint in Las Vegas), Mexico, South America, Japan, Africa, and Australia.

Separation Saga: Usher's Relationship With Tameka Gets Chaotic  —  I have purposely steered clear of writing any stories about Usher and his wife, Tameka Foster-Raymond and all the allegations surrounding their separation in recent weeks since the initial report of their split broke on Sept. 5.