‘WILD’ JOE CALLED ‘DISGUSTING’  —  THE bitterness between Joe Francis and Samantha Ronson that erupted at the VMA Awards last month is getting worse.  On today's “Tyra Banks Show,” the “Girls Gone Wild” czar calls Lindsay Lohan's deejay girlfriend “very jealous.  Samantha tried to start a fight with me.

‘VIEW’ TARGET  —  ELISABETH Hasselbeck gets more death threats than anyone else on “The View,” Whoopi Goldberg revealed Monday night at Cooper Union.  Whoopi - part of a panel discussion on Art and Educational Justice hosted by the Stella Adler Studio with Rosie Perez, Phylicia Rashad …

Brangelina clan requires six nannies  —  Plus: Richard Dreyfuss disses ‘W.’; Craig has doubts about another 007 film  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie need six to eight nannies and a fleet of cars to keep their brood moving, says Life & Style magazine.  —  The Scoop  —  msnbc.com

Jennifer Aniston Just Fainted  —  Finally!  Here's a cover that Jennifer Aniston can use to wallpaper her bathroom with.  I think she's going to make sweet love to this cover and try to have its babies.  —  In the new issue of Star Magazine, they claim Jenny Aniston has finally scored a point!

Jessica Simpson Bails on Date Night with Tony Romo  —  Jessica Simpson stood up two dates on Tuesday night - boyfriend Tony Romo and ... Elmo?  —  The singer - who designs clothing, shoes and handbags for Macy's - was supposed to fly from Nashville to New York Tuesday to celebrate the department store's 150th anniversary.

Breaking: The CW Planning ‘Melrose Place’ Reboot  —  Andrew Shue, call your agent.  —  A spokesperson for The CW confirms what has been buzzed about for months: The network is developing an update of Melrose Place.  Details remain sketchy, but it's believed Melrose 2.0 would launch next fall.

Jennifer Hudson Fears For Her Safety, Goes Into Hiding  —  After the brutal murder of her mother, brother, and nephew, Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson has gone into hiding, now worried about her own safety, according to Extra.  According to the site's report, Hudson is surrounding herself …

Nicollette Sheridan's Sweet Old Lady Ass  —  Nicolette Sheridan is an old lady, it's as simple as that, she was banging dudes in the bathroom of Studio 54 before Tara Reid was even born and yet her ass looks like something Tara's little sister would do her pilates on.

OLSENS: DON'T TALK, DON'T ASK  —  FANS of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen gladly lined up to get the tiny twins to sign copies of their book, “Influence,” yesterday - but they had to follow a slew of rules at the Union Square Barnes & Noble.  —  Racked.com posted a long list of obligations for anxious collectors.

Swayze's Best Act: Being Able to Show Up  —  CHICAGO — On a film soundstage here, a tense scene was unfolding, with the actor Lou Diamond Phillips, playing a rogue cop, holding a gun aimed at the head of another actor, who stood tall, unflinching, his face and frame thinner than in his glory days …

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks pregnant  —  Jennifer Love Hewitt was seen with a suspicious-looking lower belly protrusion (forgive the awkward word - I'm trying not to use the B word) at the Hollywood Film Festival Awards on Monday.  She wore a gorgeous red one-shoulder dress dress …

Madonna created marriage contract that ordered Guy to ‘devote time to sex and not to shout at his wife’ … Madonna tried to control husband Guy Ritchie with a marriage contract which urged the film director not to shout at his wife and to devote time to sex, it has emerged.

CLORIS MIGHT BE ‘YOUNG’ AGAIN  —  IT looks like Cloris Leachman is having the last laugh.  —  Last year, the acting legend was told by Mel Brooks, producer of Broadway's “Young Frankenstein,” that, at 81, she was too old for the role of Frau Blucher (the character she originated in his 1974 movie).

Cover Story: Brangelina Wedding & Adoption Details!  —  Sure, it's only been a few months since Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins Vivienne and Knox, but the actress and her baby-daddy Brad Pitt are not only already plotting the next addition to their family — they're talking about getting hitched!

Not again, David!  Rubberneck Becks eyes up more perky cheerleaders … David Beckham the ogler strikes again!  —  The football star was spotted soaking up the view from his front-row seats at an NBA game at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles yesterday.  —  While his favourite team …

Joaquin Phoenix: Retiring from Movies at Age 34?  —  Say what?  —  Joaquin Phoenix dropped quite a shocker at a benefit for Paul Newman's camps for kids Monday, announcing his plans to quit acting.  —  “I want to take this opportunity ... to give you the exclusive and just talk a little bit …

Lil Wayne Gives a Hand in the Delivery Room  —  Lil Wayne  —  Last week, when Lil Wayne, 26, became a father for the second time to baby boy Dwayne Michael Carter III, at Christ Hospital in Cincinnati, he wasn't handing out cigars in the waiting room.  He was right there in the delivery room.

Tara Reid Has ‘Battle Wounds’ From Lipo  —  Fed up with media critiques of her body, actress Tara Reid hopes that opening up about it will put a stop to the talk.  —  Tara Reid at Elton John Aids Foundation/InStyle Oscar Party in Los Angeles on March 26, 2000 (Photo Scott Gries/ImageDirect) …

Selena Gomez Reveals Plans For ‘Wizards Of Waverly Place’ Movie  —  Actress also begs celebrity crush Shia LaBeouf, ‘Please come on my show!’  —  Selena Gomez has revealed that there are plans in the works to turn her popular Disney series, “Wizards of Waverly Place” …