‘WILD’ JOE CALLED ‘DISGUSTING’  —  THE bitterness between Joe Francis and Samantha Ronson that erupted at the VMA Awards last month is getting worse.  On today's “Tyra Banks Show,” the “Girls Gone Wild” czar calls Lindsay Lohan's deejay girlfriend “very jealous.  Samantha tried to start a fight with me.

Nicollette Sheridan's Sweet Old Lady Ass  —  Nicolette Sheridan is an old lady, it's as simple as that, she was banging dudes in the bathroom of Studio 54 before Tara Reid was even born and yet her ass looks like something Tara's little sister would do her pilates on.

Jennifer Aniston Just Fainted  —  Finally!  Here's a cover that Jennifer Aniston can use to wallpaper her bathroom with.  I think she's going to make sweet love to this cover and try to have its babies.  —  In the new issue of Star Magazine, they claim Jenny Aniston has finally scored a point!

Brangelina clan requires six nannies  —  Plus: Richard Dreyfuss disses ‘W.’; Craig has doubts about another 007 film  —  Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie need six to eight nannies and a fleet of cars to keep their brood moving, says Life & Style magazine.  —  The Scoop  —  msnbc.com

Not again, David!  Rubberneck Becks eyes up more perky cheerleaders … David Beckham the ogler strikes again!  —  The football star was spotted soaking up the view from his front-row seats at an NBA game at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles yesterday.  —  While his favourite team …

Jennifer Love Hewitt looks pregnant  —  Jennifer Love Hewitt was seen with a suspicious-looking lower belly protrusion (forgive the awkward word - I'm trying not to use the B word) at the Hollywood Film Festival Awards on Monday.  She wore a gorgeous red one-shoulder dress dress …

‘VIEW’ TARGET  —  ELISABETH Hasselbeck gets more death threats than anyone else on “The View,” Whoopi Goldberg revealed Monday night at Cooper Union.  Whoopi - part of a panel discussion on Art and Educational Justice hosted by the Stella Adler Studio with Rosie Perez, Phylicia Rashad …

Jessica Simpson Bails on Date Night with Tony Romo  —  Jessica Simpson stood up two dates on Tuesday night - boyfriend Tony Romo and ... Elmo?  —  The singer - who designs clothing, shoes and handbags for Macy's - was supposed to fly from Nashville to New York Tuesday to celebrate the department store's 150th anniversary.

OLSENS: DON'T TALK, DON'T ASK  —  FANS of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen gladly lined up to get the tiny twins to sign copies of their book, “Influence,” yesterday - but they had to follow a slew of rules at the Union Square Barnes & Noble.  —  Racked.com posted a long list of obligations for anxious collectors.

Kim From “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” Is 30 Now  —  When Kim Zolciak of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” proclaimed on the show that she was twenty-f**king-nine, television sets across America simultaneously received a huge load of various soft drink brands on their screens.

Madonna created marriage contract that ordered Guy to ‘devote time to sex and not to shout at his wife’ … Madonna tried to control husband Guy Ritchie with a marriage contract which urged the film director not to shout at his wife and to devote time to sex, it has emerged.

More Exclusive Britney Dance Photos!  —  Britney and her dance crew are really getting down to business!  Here are some exclusive new photos from a recent dance rehearsal — and they are HOT!  —  Britney is dancing around in a pair of boots and with a cane while her dancers move around her.

Swayze's Best Act: Being Able to Show Up  —  CHICAGO — On a film soundstage here, a tense scene was unfolding, with the actor Lou Diamond Phillips, playing a rogue cop, holding a gun aimed at the head of another actor, who stood tall, unflinching, his face and frame thinner than in his glory days …

Best Celebrity Halloween Costumes  —  With this years celebrity Halloween costumes being failures.  We've concluded that hot is better than funny.  Proof from Isaac's kick ass list of the 25 Hottest Celebrity Costumes!  Click to enlarge...  Actually, no costume, is the best costume of all!

Cover Story: Brangelina Wedding & Adoption Details!  —  Sure, it's only been a few months since Angelina Jolie gave birth to twins Vivienne and Knox, but the actress and her baby-daddy Brad Pitt are not only already plotting the next addition to their family — they're talking about getting hitched!

Denise Richards' Reality Show Returning for Second Season  —  Denise Richards is coming back to the small screen!  —  Her E! reality series, Denise Richards: It's Complicated, has been picked up for a second season, the network confirmed Wednesday.  —  An official network nod comes …

Slutty & Sluttier  —  Katie Price was once again out in London today whoring out her line of hair vibrators, pube irons and dirt star dryers.  —  Katie was obviously getting into the Halloween early spirit by wearing this fugly s**t out in public.  On the right side, she looks like a broke …

Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....  Which British female singer has such a bad BO problem, her poor entourage are forced to restrict their breathing to avoid inhaling her sweaty fumes?  (3AM Girls)  —  Most of you will probably guess Wino, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say Joss Stone?

Victoria Beckham To Run The New York Marathon  —  Spice World star Victoria Beckham is reportedly set to follow in her best pal Katie Holmes' footsteps and run the New York Marathon.  —  The former Spice Girl has allegedly been training in secret for the event in the Big Apple this Sunday.

Lil Wayne Gives a Hand in the Delivery Room  —  Lil Wayne  —  Last week, when Lil Wayne, 26, became a father for the second time to baby boy Dwayne Michael Carter III, at Christ Hospital in Cincinnati, he wasn't handing out cigars in the waiting room.  He was right there in the delivery room.

Tom Ford brings in three for ‘Single Man’  —  Colin Firth, Julianne Moore, Matthew Goode cast  —  Tom Ford is getting the cast in place for his long-awaited move into features.  —  Colin Firth, Julianne Moore and Matthew Goode are set to star in “A Single Man,” Ford's adaptation of the Christopher Isherwood novel.

WWE Divas Sexy Halloween Pictures  —  I don't do posts on WWE Divas very often.  Ever since Stacy Keibler left, I lost interest.  However, they have some new hotties there and they definitely know how to market them.  And what better way is there than dressing them up as little hot sluts for Halloween?