Marriage ‘contract’ controlled Guy's life  —  The document detailed how many dates the couple should go on and how often they should have sex.  —  It stated that Guy had to “work to enrich his wife's emotional and spiritual wellbeing” and ordered him to devote several hours a week to reading Kabbalah texts with Madge.

“Google Me, You Dumb F**k” Lawsuit  —  Let's take spoiled bitches for 500.  Here's the answer: My dad used to run Yahoo, I'm a really mean chick and I will now beat the crap out of you.  The question: Who is Courtenay Semel?  —  A security guard at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas is suing …

Coco Promises a Naked HalloweenAt last night's premiere of Soul Men, Ice-T and his wife Coco would not reveal what they would be dressing as for Halloween, but one thing was certain — for Coco, this would be a very naked night.  “It's my day!  I get to get naked!  Finally!!!”

AP source: Hudson suspect refused polygraph test  —  CHICAGO - The convicted felon suspected in the slayings of actress-singer Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and nephew told police he is innocent but balked at taking a lie-detector test, a police official said.

Bill Pullman's Son Busted with Moonshine  —  Bill Pullman's 19-year-old son has been busted for allegedly possessing moonshine and assaulting a government official.  —  According to Ashville, N.C., news station WLOS, Jack Pullman and his friend, Allan Gaddy, also 19, were arrested Monday …

Not again, David!  Rubberneck Becks eyes up more perky cheerleaders … David Beckham the ogler strikes again!  —  The football star was spotted soaking up the view from his front-row seats at an NBA game at the Staples Centre in Los Angeles yesterday.  —  While his favourite team …

Kim From “The Real Housewives Of Atlanta” Is 30 Now  —  When Kim Zolciak of “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” proclaimed on the show that she was twenty-f**king-nine, television sets across America simultaneously received a huge load of various soft drink brands on their screens.

First Look: Sherlock Holmes And Watson  —  A stern looking Jude Law, a hobo-version of Sherlock Holmes via Robert Downey Jr and the most recent ex-Mr.-Madonna Guy Richie have all been in Manchester, England recently filming their November '09 “gritty” version of Sherlock Holmes.

David Tennant quits as Doctor Who  —  David Tennant talks about his time as the Doctor  —  David Tennant is to stand down as Doctor Who, after becoming one of the most popular Time Lords in the history of the BBC science fiction show.  —  Tennant stepped into the Tardis in 2005 …

Joe the Plumber pursued for record deal  —  Move over, Sanjaya, and tell William Hung the news: Joe the Plumber is being pursued for a major record deal and could come out with a country album as early as Inauguration Day.  —  “Joe” — aka Samuel Wurzelbacher, a Holland, Ohio …

Brand Quits Radio 2 Over Lewd Calls  —  Russell Brand has quit his Radio 2 show in the wake of the controversy over lewd calls he and Jonathan Ross made to Fawlty Towers actor Andrew Sachs.  —  Ross has apologised and Brand has stood down  —  Brand said he took “full responsibility” …

Nicollette Sheridan's Sweet Old Lady Ass  —  Nicolette Sheridan is an old lady, it's as simple as that, she was banging dudes in the bathroom of Studio 54 before Tara Reid was even born and yet her ass looks like something Tara's little sister would do her pilates on.

Blind Items: I Guess....You Guess....  Which British female singer has such a bad BO problem, her poor entourage are forced to restrict their breathing to avoid inhaling her sweaty fumes?  (3AM Girls)  —  Most of you will probably guess Wino, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say Joss Stone?

Thursday: Obama Exclusive!  —  The candidate is off the cuff with Mario Lopez — talking about his mother, and his workout.  Then, Sarah Palin the wild child!  The never before seen pictures of Palin in her party girl days.  Plus, Miley co-hosts the show!  Is she really leaving “Hannah Montana”?

Best Celebrity Halloween Costumes  —  With this years celebrity Halloween costumes being failures.  We've concluded that hot is better than funny.  Proof from Isaac's kick ass list of the 25 Hottest Celebrity Costumes!  Click to enlarge...  Actually, no costume, is the best costume of all!

Slutty & Sluttier  —  Katie Price was once again out in London today whoring out her line of hair vibrators, pube irons and dirt star dryers.  —  Katie was obviously getting into the Halloween early spirit by wearing this fugly s**t out in public.  On the right side, she looks like a broke …

Katy Perry: Death Becomes Her  —  Leave it to Katy Perry to celebrate her birthday with dead people.  —  The always-kooky “I Kissed a Girl” songstress marked the big 2-4 with a pre-Halloween costume bash last night at Siren Studios.  —  Guests were asked to come dressed as their favorite dead celebrity.

Lohan expected for Providence Halloween dinner  —  DJ Samantha Ronson will host a Halloween night party at Pearl Restaurant & Lounge at 393 Charles St., Providence, where she is expected to be joined by her friend, actress Lindsay Lohan.  —  A restaurant spokesman confirms the two are expected …

‘WILD’ JOE CALLED ‘DISGUSTING’  —  THE bitterness between Joe Francis and Samantha Ronson that erupted at the VMA Awards last month is getting worse.  On today's “Tyra Banks Show,” the “Girls Gone Wild” czar calls Lindsay Lohan's deejay girlfriend “very jealous.  Samantha tried to start a fight with me.