MADGE, A-ROD COPTER QUICKIE  —  IT was like a scene out of a James Bond movie last week, as Madonna and Alex Rodriguez secretly jetted off in two private helicopters for a quick and cozy rendezvous in the Hamptons, Page Six has learned.  —  Instead of booking a motel room …

Mackenzie Phillips - Diverted  —  An L.A. judge has just made Mackenzie Phillips' day.  —  Mackenzie was ordered into a drug diversion program after pleading guilty to a felony drug charge, specifically cocaine.  You'll recall Phillips was busted at LAX last August after baggies and balloons …

Bridget Marquardt: “Holly and Kendra Are Moving Out Right Now”  —  Hugh Hefner's exes Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are definitely leaving the Playboy Mansion.  —  “Holly and Kendra are moving out right now,” Bridget Marquardt told Usmagazine.com Thursday at the Playboy fragrance launch in NYC.

Gwyneth Paltrow's Advice For Health And Well-Being  —  Gwyneth Paltrow has sent out her weekly email for new site GOOP.com, her personal website/newsletter about living a better life, and this week she focused on health.  Paltrow shares her discovery of Eastern medicine and advice …

Miley Cyrus CLEAVAGE FLAUNT  —  Miley Cyrus' latest seductive picture leaked.  This actually looks like it might be new.  Maybe, it's why she's been a ‘nervous wreck’?  Hopefully Justin got received the pic!  You be the judge.  Thx Erica!

Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson ditch their limo for the New York subway … She usually travels by limousine, but it seems that the credit crunch may have hit Lindsay Lohan.  —  The 22-year-old actress was spotted catching the New York subway with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Trick Or Trick  —  Does Spanx not make nude color tights?  That black s**t on Kim KardASSIAN's legs are not acceptable and Lynda Carter queefs on them!  That killed her whole Wonder Whore outfit for me.  Well, that and the bottom of her costume looks like a politically themed Depends diaper from the back.

Pete Wentz ‘On Call Permanently’ for Baby's Birth  —  Pete Wentz says wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is due to give birth any minute.  —  “She is very pregnant,” the Fall Out Boy bassist told Ryan Seacrest on Thursday.  “I am on call permanently right now.  She's at the very end, and it could happen at any point.”

The Best Actress Oscar Race Just Lost A Contender!  —  Leading whores in Hollyweird are breathing a sigh of relief today after learning that Jessica Simpson's war epic “Major Movie Star” is going straight to DVD, which means she won't be a contender for the Best Actress Oscar anymore.

Sarah Silverman Asks Jimmy Kimmel If He Kissed Anyone After Split  —  Things got awkward when Sarah Silverman appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night.  —  “What have you been up to?”  Kimmel asked her.  —  “Um, yeah ... everything's been great,” said Silverman, who was promoting the new season of her Comedy Central show.

Jennifer Hudson Announces Foundation for Murder Victim Families  —  Dreamgirls  —  Jennifer Hudson's family announced Thursday a new foundation for families of murder victims.  —  The Hudson-King Foundation for Families of Slain Victims is named in honor of the singer-actress's slain …

‘Spider-Man 4’ lands Pulitzer pen  —  Playwright David Lindsay-Abaire swings to sequel  —  Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright David Lindsay-Abaire got out of a rabbit hole, only to be ensnared by a spider's web.  —  Lindsay-Abaire, who won a Pulitzer in 2007 for his drama “Rabbit Hole,” …

Celebrity Side Dish: Maher mocks Seacrest  — Bill Maher is wicked.  The comic was posing with “American Idol” host Ryan Seacrest and publisher Jason Binn at the L.A. Confidential party when the affable Seacrest suggested that photogs “get the boys in the picture.”

Kevin Smith: “I'm Really, Really Fat Right Now”  —  “I'm really, really fat right now,” director Kevin Smith says in a new post on his blog.  “Fattest I've ever been.”  —  How fat?  —  “I broke a toilet.  That's how heavy I am,” he tells the Los Angeles Times.

‘30 Rock’ returns to series high  —  After an Emmy win, Tina Fey's devastating Sarah Palin impression and the primetime edition of “Saturday Night Live” warming up its Thursday night time period, the return of NBC's “30 Rock” was given a serious drum roll this season.

AMY WINEHOUSE - WINEHOUSE DRUG DEALERS PLEAD GUILTY  —  LATEST: A couple who sold video footage of AMY WINEHOUSE allegedly smoking crack cocaine to a British newspaper have pleaded guilty to drugs charges.  —  At a hearing in London on Friday (31Oct08) John Blagrove and Cara Burton admitted offering …

Aubrey O'Day Is A Hippie With Fake Boobs  —  Here's former Danita Kane member Audrey O'Day dress as a drunk hippie with fake tits for Halloween.  Unfortunately her costume is historically inaccurate, hippies didn't have fake tits, if they did there would have been a lot more free love and motorboats.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie exclusive: She bombards him with weird texts and says 'You're going down'  —  Madonna has been taunting Guy Ritchie with dozens of weird text messages.  —  Director Guy, 40, showed crew on the set of his latest film Sherlock Holmes one which read: “You're going down.”