BRITNEY SPEARS ‘CIRCUS’ COVER AND TRACKLIST RELEASED!!  —  Woohoo!!  The moment we've been waiting for is here!  Of course, Britney's album Circus doesn't drop until December 2, but the cover and tracklist are out — and I'm soo excited!  —  Doesn't Britney look LOVELY on the cover?!  SO CUTE!

Gun linked to Hudson murders  —  Tests have confirmed that a .45-caliber pistol found on the West Side was used in the slayings of Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson's brother, mother and nephew — and new details have emerged today about the victims.  —  Police are still investigating whether …

MADGE, A-ROD COPTER QUICKIE  —  IT was like a scene out of a James Bond movie last week, as Madonna and Alex Rodriguez secretly jetted off in two private helicopters for a quick and cozy rendezvous in the Hamptons, Page Six has learned.  —  Instead of booking a motel room …

Mackenzie Phillips - Diverted  —  An L.A. judge has just made Mackenzie Phillips' day.  —  Mackenzie was ordered into a drug diversion program after pleading guilty to a felony drug charge, specifically cocaine.  You'll recall Phillips was busted at LAX last August after baggies and balloons …

Larry Birkhead, Dannielynn Move Out of Anna Nicole's House  —  Larry Birkhead is moving out of Anna Nicole Smith's home 18 months after her death.  —  “There are a lot of memories here and the house really isn't that child friendly,” he tells Entertainment Tonight.

Bridget Marquardt: “Holly and Kendra Are Moving Out Right Now”  —  Hugh Hefner's exes Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are definitely leaving the Playboy Mansion.  —  “Holly and Kendra are moving out right now,” Bridget Marquardt told Usmagazine.com Thursday at the Playboy fragrance launch in NYC.

Kendra Wilkinson Is A Menstruating Hot Chick  —  The only good thing about Halloween is that girls tend to dress in some pretty slutty outfits, like Kendra Wilkinson's trashy chick in short shorts costume with some sort of menstrual leakage down her leg.  This isn't much of a stretch, it's like Courtney Love going as a crackwhore.

Gwyneth Paltrow's health advice: don't eat for 12 hours, restrict food  —  Gwyneth Paltrow still has not updated her aptly-named site, Goop, after launching it five weeks ago with only a single self-important personal statement under its multiple sections: Make, Go, Get, Do and See.

Parker, Grant to get romantic  —  Marc Lawrence to direct Columbia comedy  —  Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant are in negotiations to star in an untitled Marc Lawrence-helmed romantic comedy for Columbia Pictures.  —  Thesps would star as an estranged high-powered New York couple …

The Decline of Kate Hudson  —  We hope everything is OK with Kate Hudson.  —  She's been looking less than spectacular these days.  In fact, she's been looking quite whoreanus!!!!!  —  That's her at LAX on Thursday bound for London.  —  Maybe she lost her long-time make-up artist?

Kevin Smith: “I'm Really, Really Fat Right Now”  —  “I'm really, really fat right now,” director Kevin Smith says in a new post on his blog.  “Fattest I've ever been.”  —  How fat?  —  “I broke a toilet.  That's how heavy I am,” he tells the Los Angeles Times.

Miley Cyrus CLEAVAGE FLAUNT  —  Miley Cyrus' latest seductive picture leaked.  This actually looks like it might be new.  Maybe, it's why she's been a ‘nervous wreck’?  Hopefully Justin got received the pic!  You be the judge.  Thx Erica!

Trick Or Trick  —  Does Spanx not make nude color tights?  That black s**t on Kim KardASSIAN's legs are not acceptable and Lynda Carter queefs on them!  That killed her whole Wonder Whore outfit for me.  Well, that and the bottom of her costume looks like a politically themed Depends diaper from the back.

Justin Timerblake Schools Jessica Biel's Co-Star  —  Justin Timerblake Schools Jessica Biel's Co-Star  —  Jessica Biel is promoting her upcoming feature, “Easy Virtue,” in London, where I caught up with her and co-star Ben Barnes.  During our chat I found out that Barnes has a deep, dark secret.

Keeley Hazell Is A Topless Witch  —  There have been a lot of crappy costumes this Halloween but finally we get one that's F@#king awesome.  Keeley Hazell dressed as a topless witch, simple, elegant and to the point.  I really, really hope this catches on.