Mackenzie Phillips - Diverted  —  An L.A. judge has just made Mackenzie Phillips' day.  —  Mackenzie was ordered into a drug diversion program after pleading guilty to a felony drug charge, specifically cocaine.  You'll recall Phillips was busted at LAX last August after baggies and balloons …

MADGE, A-ROD COPTER QUICKIE  —  IT was like a scene out of a James Bond movie last week, as Madonna and Alex Rodriguez secretly jetted off in two private helicopters for a quick and cozy rendezvous in the Hamptons, Page Six has learned.  —  Instead of booking a motel room …

BRITNEY SPEARS ‘CIRCUS’ COVER AND TRACKLIST RELEASED!!  —  Woohoo!!  The moment we've been waiting for is here!  Of course, Britney's album Circus doesn't drop until December 2, but the cover and tracklist are out — and I'm soo excited!  —  Doesn't Britney look LOVELY on the cover?!  SO CUTE!

Bridget Marquardt: “Holly and Kendra Are Moving Out Right Now”  —  Hugh Hefner's exes Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are definitely leaving the Playboy Mansion.  —  “Holly and Kendra are moving out right now,” Bridget Marquardt told Usmagazine.com Thursday at the Playboy fragrance launch in NYC.

Gun linked to Hudson murders  —  Tests have confirmed that a .45-caliber pistol found on the West Side was used in the slayings of Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson's brother, mother and nephew — and new details have emerged today about the victims.  —  Police are still investigating whether …

Larry Birkhead, Dannielynn Move Out of Anna Nicole's House  —  Larry Birkhead is moving out of Anna Nicole Smith's home 18 months after her death.  —  “There are a lot of memories here and the house really isn't that child friendly,” he tells Entertainment Tonight.

Gwyneth Paltrow's health advice: don't eat for 12 hours, restrict food  —  Gwyneth Paltrow still has not updated her aptly-named site, Goop, after launching it five weeks ago with only a single self-important personal statement under its multiple sections: Make, Go, Get, Do and See.

Parker, Grant to get romantic  —  Marc Lawrence to direct Columbia comedy  —  Sarah Jessica Parker and Hugh Grant are in negotiations to star in an untitled Marc Lawrence-helmed romantic comedy for Columbia Pictures.  —  Thesps would star as an estranged high-powered New York couple …

Miley Cyrus CLEAVAGE FLAUNT  —  Miley Cyrus' latest seductive picture leaked.  This actually looks like it might be new.  Maybe, it's why she's been a ‘nervous wreck’?  Hopefully Justin got received the pic!  You be the judge.  Thx Erica!

Kevin Smith: “I'm Really, Really Fat Right Now”  —  “I'm really, really fat right now,” director Kevin Smith says in a new post on his blog.  “Fattest I've ever been.”  —  How fat?  —  “I broke a toilet.  That's how heavy I am,” he tells the Los Angeles Times.

The Decline of Kate Hudson  —  We hope everything is OK with Kate Hudson.  —  She's been looking less than spectacular these days.  In fact, she's been looking quite whoreanus!!!!!  —  That's her at LAX on Thursday bound for London.  —  Maybe she lost her long-time make-up artist?

Trick Or Trick  —  Does Spanx not make nude color tights?  That black s**t on Kim KardASSIAN's legs are not acceptable and Lynda Carter queefs on them!  That killed her whole Wonder Whore outfit for me.  Well, that and the bottom of her costume looks like a politically themed Depends diaper from the back.

Kendra Wilkinson Is A Menstruating Hot Chick  —  The only good thing about Halloween is that girls tend to dress in some pretty slutty outfits, like Kendra Wilkinson's trashy chick in short shorts costume with some sort of menstrual leakage down her leg.  This isn't much of a stretch, it's like Courtney Love going as a crackwhore.

Lindsay Lohan and girlfriend Samantha Ronson ditch their limo for the New York subway … She usually travels by limousine, but it seems that the credit crunch may have hit Lindsay Lohan.  —  The 22-year-old actress was spotted catching the New York subway with girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Sarah Silverman Asks Jimmy Kimmel If He Kissed Anyone After Split  —  Things got awkward when Sarah Silverman appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night.  —  “What have you been up to?”  Kimmel asked her.  —  “Um, yeah ... everything's been great,” said Silverman, who was promoting the new season of her Comedy Central show.

Pete Wentz ‘On Call Permanently’ for Baby's Birth  —  Pete Wentz says wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is due to give birth any minute.  —  “She is very pregnant,” the Fall Out Boy bassist told Ryan Seacrest on Thursday.  “I am on call permanently right now.  She's at the very end, and it could happen at any point.”

EXCLUSIVE: Tom Cruise And Scientology Sued Again For $265 Million  —  Tom Cruise and the Church of Scientology are the targets of an amended Florida lawsuit that seeks more than a quarter of a billion dollars, FBLA has learned .  —  Ex-Scientologist Peter Letterese, using the RICO statute …