‘I feel like a prisoner,’ reveals a tearful Britney Spears as she admits she's lost her passion for life … Britney Spears has compared her new life to a jail sentence in an astonishingly candid interview.  —  The singer, who's father Jamie Spears remains the permanent conservator of her affairs …

‘Twilight’ Premiere: Robert Pattinson Loses His Hearing, Taylor Lautner Gets An Indecent Proposal  —  ‘I left my brain at the door,’ Pattinson says of shrieking fans surrounding the red carpet.  —  WESTWOOD, California — The nightclub-and-movie-theater- packed neighborhood nestled between Brentwood …

Jessica Simpson: Ashlee May Induce Labor  —  Jessica Simpson (left) and Ashlee Wentz  —  Ashlee Simpson-Wentz is so eager to finally give birth that she may induce labor, her sister Jessica Simpson says.  —  “They're going to have to.  It's already developing really quick,” …

‘I may quit acting to have more children,’ says Nicole Kidman as she dazzles Down Under at Australia premiere … Nicole Kidman was back on familiar territory today for her hometown premiere of the highly anticipated epic, Australia.  —  The Oscar-winning actress looked a vision in white …

Tommy Girl & Stepford Katie Have Been “Married” For 2 Years  —  Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie's two year wedding anniversary is today.  Happy Fakeversary?  I guess... Try not to explode with excitement.  According to tradition, you're supposed to give bitches cotton on their second wedding anniversary.

John & Jen's Date-Night Rendezvous  —  Sunset Towers Hotel was the place for star gazing Monday night, when Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer dropped by for a late-night meal.  —  “They were positively glowing in the candlelight,” an onlooker said of the couple, who took a corner table in the dimly lit, Hollywood landmark.

OLD PAL CAPTURES MADONNA'S $10M FACE  —  MADONNA is being paid handsomely to be the new face of Louis Vuitton's 2009 marketing campaign.  The pop queen, who's getting divorced from Guy Ritchie over issues ranging from sex to kabbalah water, is raking in $10 million for her modeling gig, sources told Page Six.

Brad: With Six Kids, Life Is Less Mobile  —  With a brood of six children ranging in age from four months to seven years, Brad Pitt says life requires careful planning.  —  The star of the soon-to-be-released The Curious Case of Benjamin Button tells Oprah Winfrey, in an interview on her show set …

Alec Baldwin on Kissing Jennifer Aniston: ‘It Was Painful’  —  “I'm still hurting.”  —  At last night's Tisch on Stage gala at the Time Warner Center, 30 Rock actor Alec Baldwin made a very brief stop on the red carpet and hurried away, but not before we leaped over the velvet rope, ran across the room, and cornered him.

Kim Zolciak: Keeping It ‘Real’  —  Check out interviews and photos of the other Atlanta housewives »  —  View Kim's personal photos with her family and friends »  —  Kim Zolciak started “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” with a great friend, a doting fiancé and a budding singing career.

Former Bachelor Winner Arrested in Texas Bar  —  It was another bump on the road to happily-ever-after for The Bachelor season six winner Mary Delgado when she was arrested for public drunkenness at a Texas bar early on Sunday.  —  Her weekend in Del Rio turned bad when the reality TV personality refused …

Heidi Klum's ‘Honeymoon Is Definitely Not Over’  —  She has been married to Seal for three years, but Heidi Klum still feels like a newlywed.  —  “Sometimes I lie in bed and I'm like, 'Oh my god, there's Seal lying next to me.  What's he doing there?' ”  Klum tells In Style in its December issue.

Such A Cute Couple!  —  Nicole Richie and Joel Madden went to Baja Fresh and Coffee Bean on Sunset Blvd yesterday, and looked very much the cute, happy Hollywood couple.  And speaking of cute, when did Joel become so attractive?!  I mean, we knew Nicole picked the cuter Madden brother …

Minnie Driver: “I Still Have a Marshmallow Tummy”  —  Two months after giving birth, Minnie Driver says she's “never eaten more food in my life.”  —  See a baby photo of Minnie Driver's son!  —  So what's her secret to getting her post-baby bod?  —  “I think the breastfeeding is what burns it off …

Cody Linley dancing into the doghouse  —  ‘Hannah’ actor ‘always whining’ on set of ‘Dancing With the Stars’  —  There are conflicting reports from inside the “Dancing With the Stars” camp about Cody Linley, but two sources do agree on one thing: The youngest-ever competitor on the show …

RESTLESS ANNA  —  IS the empress of fashion ready to move on?  Sources said Vogue editrix Anna Wintour - who also oversees Fashion Rocks, Teen Vogue and, until recently, Men's Vogue - is mulling retirement.  “Her contract is up soon,” an insider said.  “She's thinking of retiring.