Britney Spears Calls Her Life Worse Than a Jail Sentence  —  Spears in the documentary  —  Britney Spears says that since her breakdown, her life has been worse than a jail sentence - but that she's slowly healing one day at a time.  —  “I have really good days, and then I have bad days …

Brad: With Six Kids, Life Is Less Mobile  —  With a brood of six children ranging in age from four months to seven years, Brad Pitt says life requires careful planning.  —  The star of the soon-to-be-released The Curious Case of Benjamin Button tells Oprah Winfrey, in an interview on her show set …

Alec Baldwin on Kissing Jennifer Aniston: ‘It Was Painful’  —  “I'm still hurting.”  —  At last night's Tisch on Stage gala at the Time Warner Center, 30 Rock actor Alec Baldwin made a very brief stop on the red carpet and hurried away, but not before we leaped over the velvet rope, ran across the room, and cornered him.

‘Twilight’ Premiere: Robert Pattinson Loses His Hearing, Taylor Lautner Gets An Indecent Proposal  —  ‘I left my brain at the door,’ Pattinson says of shrieking fans surrounding the red carpet.  —  WESTWOOD, California — The nightclub-and-movie-theater- packed neighborhood nestled between Brentwood …

‘I may quit acting to have more children,’ says Nicole Kidman as she dazzles Down Under at Australia premiere … Nicole Kidman was back on familiar territory today for her hometown premiere of the highly anticipated epic, Australia.  —  The Oscar-winning actress looked a vision in white …

Tommy Girl & Stepford Katie Have Been “Married” For 2 Years  —  Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie's two year wedding anniversary is today.  Happy Fakeversary?  I guess... Try not to explode with excitement.  According to tradition, you're supposed to give bitches cotton on their second wedding anniversary.

Kim Zolciak: Keeping It ‘Real’  —  Check out interviews and photos of the other Atlanta housewives »  —  View Kim's personal photos with her family and friends »  —  Kim Zolciak started “The Real Housewives of Atlanta” with a great friend, a doting fiancé and a budding singing career.

OLD PAL CAPTURES MADONNA'S $10M FACE  —  MADONNA is being paid handsomely to be the new face of Louis Vuitton's 2009 marketing campaign.  The pop queen, who's getting divorced from Guy Ritchie over issues ranging from sex to kabbalah water, is raking in $10 million for her modeling gig, sources told Page Six.

Jessica Simpson's Lips Just Got Juicier  —  There's something a little different about these Jessica Simpson pictures, did she have a nose job?  A breast reduction?  Or did she have some pig fat injected into her already full lips?  It's no secret that she's had lip injections in the past …

John & Jen's Date-Night Rendezvous  —  Sunset Towers Hotel was the place for star gazing Monday night, when Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer dropped by for a late-night meal.  —  “They were positively glowing in the candlelight,” an onlooker said of the couple, who took a corner table in the dimly lit, Hollywood landmark.

Jessica Simpson: Ashlee Is “Trying Everything” to Bring on Labor  —  Jessica Simpson says her pregnant sister Ashlee, who is due any day, is trying to everything to make that baby come out.  —  “Different foot massages and stuff,” Jessica said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (airing Wednesday).

Stripper, 44, charges age discrimination  —  Exotic dancer Kimberlee Ouwroulis has filed a complaint against a Mississauga strip club, New Locomotion, saying she was fired because of her age.  The 44-year-old, who has taken an age discrimination complaint to the Human Rights Tribunal of Ontario, spoke to the Post's Rob Roberts:

Minnie Driver: “I Still Have a Marshmallow Tummy”  —  Two months after giving birth, Minnie Driver says she's “never eaten more food in my life.”  —  See a baby photo of Minnie Driver's son!  —  So what's her secret to getting her post-baby bod?  —  “I think the breastfeeding is what burns it off …

Such A Cute Couple!  —  Nicole Richie and Joel Madden went to Baja Fresh and Coffee Bean on Sunset Blvd yesterday, and looked very much the cute, happy Hollywood couple.  And speaking of cute, when did Joel become so attractive?!  I mean, we knew Nicole picked the cuter Madden brother …

Alleged “Douchebag” Sues Author  —  Las Vegas man sues over appearance in recent “Hot Chicks” book  —  Claiming that he has been unfairly branded a “douchebag” in the book “Hot Chicks with Douchebags,” a Las Vegas man has filed a libel lawsuit against the volume's author and publisher.

Local family hosts rock legend Ozzy  —  The rumors you heard were correct - rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and his family made a stop in Chillicothe last weekend.  —  The famed British singer - more famous for his reality TV appearances and commercials these days - visited Joe Osborne, of Ray …

RESTLESS ANNA  —  IS the empress of fashion ready to move on?  Sources said Vogue editrix Anna Wintour - who also oversees Fashion Rocks, Teen Vogue and, until recently, Men's Vogue - is mulling retirement.  “Her contract is up soon,” an insider said.  “She's thinking of retiring.

Why Is Brenda Walsh In The Hospital?  —  SPOILER ALERT!  There were a few rumors going around that Brenda Walsh would take her last breath on an upcoming episode of “90210,” but I don't believe those lies.  Brenda Walsh can never die.  It says so in the bible.  It also says this in the dictionary.

Kim Kardashian & Boyfriend: The Next Newlyweds?  —  Could Kim Kardashian be taking a page from Jessica Simpson's playbook?  —  While Kim said she and boyfriend Reggie Bush aren't getting engaged just yet, once they do tie the knot, they might participate in a Newlyweds type …

Photo of Johnny Depp as Mad Hatter leaked  —  Heartthrob Johnny Depp, 45, is playing the Mad Hatter in a Tim Burton version of Alice in Wonderland.  A photo reportedly of Johnny in costume and makeup has been leaked online.  His hair stands out in curly coils from the sides his head …