Mel B & Kelly Monaco to Star in Topless Vegas Show  —  Former Dancing with the Stars alumni Melanie Brown and Kelly Monaco are trading the ballroom for a Las Vegas stage.  —  Monaco and Brown - a Dancing winner and runner-up respectively - are set to star in PEEPSHOW, a topless …

Brad Pitt is Impervious to Poo, Snot, Urine and Vomit  —  Brad Pitt opens up to Oprah about partner Angelina Jolie and their six kids.  —  On how fatherhood has changed him: “[I'm] tough as nails.  I'm impervious to poo, snot, urine, vomit.  You can't get me.  You cannot break me down.”

Alec Baldwin on Kissing Jennifer Aniston: ‘It Was Painful’  —  “I'm still hurting.”  —  At last night's Tisch on Stage gala at the Time Warner Center, 30 Rock actor Alec Baldwin made a very brief stop on the red carpet and hurried away, but not before we leaped over the velvet rope, ran across the room, and cornered him.

Angelina Jolie: Breastfeeding Twins “Harder Than It Looks”  —  Angelina Jolie admits she struggled breastfeeding her 4-month-old twins, Knox and Viv, simultaneously.  —  “You think, ‘Ah, if anybody can do that, I can do that,’ she says in an interview on British show GMTV. ”

Hugh Jackman: The Sexiest Man Alive  —  A romantic in a hard body, the Aussie star leaves women saying “Oh ... my ... God”  —  He's a triple threat: a star who can sing, dance and wield a weapon.  —  At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Hugh Jackman looms large in the epic Australia …

Britney: My new life is worse than jail  —  WEEPING Britney Spears has admitted her new image is a SHAM — and claims she would feel freer if she was in prison.  —  The troubled pop princess moans that her new controlled lifestyle after hitting rock bottom last year feels “like Groundhog Day”.

Family and fashion for Victoria as she confirms move to Milan  —  As LA-based David Beckham prepares to join Italian football club AC Milan in January he can rest easy knowing he'll have some of his biggest supporters on hand, namely his wife and kids.  Victoria has confirmed …

Stripper, 44, charges age discrimination  —  Exotic dancer Kimberlee Ouwroulis has filed a complaint against a Mississauga strip club, New Locomotion, saying she was fired because of her age.  The 44-year-old, who has taken an age discrimination complaint to the Human Rights Tribunal of Ontario, spoke to the Post's Rob Roberts:

Tyrese: I'm Not Dating Brandy!  —  Tyrese says he is not dating Brandy.  —  “Brandy and I have been the best of friends since we were 14 years old.  She's one of the most talented friends I have,” Gibson tells Usmagazine.com exclusively in a statement.  “I would never date her - it would be like dating my sister.”

Taylor Swift: I Was Bullied in High School  —  Before she was famous, Taylor Swift used to get picked on in high school.  —  “[Growing up on a Christmas tree farm] was basically a shunning - and that's never a good thing, you know?”  Swift, 18, says in the December issue of Women's Health.

Jennifer and John's Rendezvous With Nicole and Joel!  —  Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer went out for a romantic dinner at the Sunset Towers last night, but they weren't the only celebrity couple dining at the newest hotspot.  The on-again couple ran into Nicole Richie out with Joel Madden …

Tom Cruise laughable in ‘Valkyrie’  —  Plus: Ellen to host Vegas variety show; Demi celebrates her 46th birthday  —  MGM's marketing team is working hard to convince audiences that their oft-delayed Tom Cruise vehicle “Valkyrie” is a thriller and not the chatfest “Lions for Lambs” was.

Fox, Josh Schwartz mutate ‘X-Men’  —  ‘Gossip Girl’ creator writing ‘First Class’ for studio  —  Twentieth Century Fox is gearing up to continue its “X-Men” franchise with a younger set of mutants.  —  Studio has tapped “Gossip Girl” creator Josh Schwartz to write “X-Men: First Class.”

Britney's Mystery Man ID'd  —  Britney's Groundhog Day prison of a life had a little more excitement than usual last night.  The pop star, her manager, Larry Rudolph, and the hunk of burning love in the video above all enjoyed a nice dinner at Sur on Robertson.

LIE KISSED A GIRL?  —  Is faux-lesbian Katy Perry being ‘liberal’ with truth behind her big single?  —  Katy Perry.  Isn't she amazing?  One minute she's a lesbian and then the next she's not.  She refuses to be pinned down by your antediluvian preconceptions about sexuality.

Cheetah Girls Dropped from Macy's Parade  —  In the wake of recent news that naughty photos of Cheetah Girl Adrienne Bailon had made their way onto the internet, OK! has confirmed that the Disney pop trio is no longer slated to be a part of a huge holiday tradition — the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade in NYC.

Tom and Katie Spend Second Anniversary with the Kids  —  There weren't any elaborate plans this year for Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes.  Instead, the couple celebrated their second anniversary a day early at home in Los Angeles.  —  Cruise, 46, and Holmes spent Monday with daughter Suri …

It's Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Month!  —  Scarlett Johansson is on the cover of the December issue of Allure magazine, and if these behind-the-scenes photos are any indication, it's going to be one hot issue.  November is fast turning into Scarlett Johansson Cleavage Month …

Local family hosts rock legend Ozzy  —  The rumors you heard were correct - rock legend Ozzy Osbourne and his family made a stop in Chillicothe last weekend.  —  The famed British singer - more famous for his reality TV appearances and commercials these days - visited Joe Osborne, of Ray …

Rihanna To Light Up UNICEF's 2008 Snowflake  —  Rihanna keeps bundled up as she arrives at JFK airport in New York City after a flight from Los Angeles on Tuesday.  —  Later today (November 19), the 20-year-old Bajan beauty and Gucci Creative Director Frida Giannini will light the UNICEF Snowflake at New York City's Grand Army Plaza.

Alleged “Douchebag” Sues Author  —  Las Vegas man sues over appearance in recent “Hot Chicks” book  —  Claiming that he has been unfairly branded a “douchebag” in the book “Hot Chicks with Douchebags,” a Las Vegas man has filed a libel lawsuit against the volume's author and publisher.