Rep: Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Split  —  Paris Hilton and Benji Madden called it quits Tuesday after nine months of dating, a rep for Hilton confirms exclusively to Usmagazine.com.  —  “Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends,” a source close to Hilton, 27, tells Us.

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have a lover's tiff as Calum Best follows them to ANOTHER club … Head in her hands, a glum faced Lindsay Lohan looked like the string of late nights were finally getting to her last night.  —  The actress was left sitting alone in her limousine after an apparent lover's tiff with girlfriend Sam Ronson.

Jen Garner Fears for Safety  —  Jennifer Garner has obtained a court order protecting herself from a man she believes is endangering her family.  —  TMZ has obtained docs ordering Steven Burky to stay clear of Garner — no contact whatsoever.  —  In her declaration, Garner says …

VIDEOS: Britney Got Married ‘For the Wrong Reasons’  —  How does Britney Spears handle everything she's gone through in life?  She dances.  —  “If I have a lot of nervous energy, when I start dancing it all goes away and I just feel emotion.  It's like a roller coaster,” …

Eva Longoria's Upskirt Girdle Picture  —  Here's Eva Longoria getting out of a car flashing her sexy.... Spanx?  Gross!  Spanx is just a fancy new term for a girdle to hold the old lady cellulite in, it's pretty annoying that us men don't get to wear these things.

Fug Girls: Odds on 'America's Next Top Model'  —  From left, finalists McKey, Analeigh, and Sam.  —  It seems like just yesterday that America's Next Top Model — the crown jewel of Tyra Banks's burgeoning media empire — anointed the minimally plus-size Whitney Thompson as its victor.

Ex-Call Girl Ashley Dupré: I'm a ‘Normal Girl’  —  She was the tabloid sensation at the center of the sex scandal that brought down New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer.  But in her very first interview, Ashley Alexandra Dupré tells PEOPLE, “I am a normal girl.”

BAT BOY HATES PROP 8  —  NEW YORK, NY - Bat Boy was spotted taking part in Proposition 8 protests this past weekend.  —  All across the country, citizens united in protest of California's Proposition 8 to strictly define marriage between a man and a woman, as well as other anti-same-sex marriage laws that were passed on November 4.

Big Gay Following: Adrien Brody  —  Adrien Brody does his best to let loose for his gay fans.  —  Adrien Brody is a serious actor.  After all, he won an Academy Award for his portrayal in The Pianist of a Polish Jewish musician struggling to survive in the Warsaw ghetto during World War II.

Winona Ryder Rushed to the Hospital in London  —  A trans-Atlantic flight for Winona Ryder turned turbulent when Winona Ryder fell ill and had to be taken to the hospital after landing.  —  Ryder spent only an hour or so at a hospital in London after she complained of illness during her flight from LAX.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH Park Avenue socialite split from her husband when she discovered that he'd been enjoying secret conjugal relations with one of her best friends for years? . . .  WHICH hit television show sidekick kicked an aspiring actress out of his cab after she refused to go to his apartment …

The Perfect Gift For John Travolta  —  I have so many questions about these moob holders from Japan.  They have obviously been watching “Seinfeld.”  It's The Bro!  —  First of all, the dude in the ad doesn't even want to wear one.  He's covering his chesticles in fear.  Second of all, this is a fetish thing, right?

NeNe: 5 Ways Housewives Has Changed My Life  —  The Real Housewives of Atlanta wrapped its first season with another dramatic episode Tuesday — but fans can't get enough of the fabulous NeNe Leakes, the season's breakout star.  Before the cast reteams for what promises to be an explosive reunion special …

Stoned, Slow Or Just Naturally Annoying?  —  Yesterday on her show, Ellen Degeneres asked prostitot chipmunk Miley Cyrus about her 20-year-old boyfriend and the topic made Disney's favorite whore erupt into an annoying seizure of giggles.  You can tell Ellen wanted to hit her over the head with her strap-on.

Megan Fox Plans a Small Wedding  —  Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox at Chateau Marmont  —  Despite reports to the contrary, Transformers hottie Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are “still engaged,” he tells PEOPLE - and they're busy planning the wedding.  —  “[The ceremony will be] small …

Suri Cruise tops Forbes.com list of ‘Hottest Tots’  —  NEW YORK - Suri Cruise is the most popular kid on the playground.  —  The 2-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tops Forbes.com's second annual list of “Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots.”  —  Forbes.com, which ranked celebrity …

Jen Aniston Wishes New Movie Was Called “She's Just Not That Into You”  —  Jennifer Aniston has one gripe about her upcoming Ben Affleck romantic comedy.  —  “I wish it was She's Just Not That Into You!” she says in this weekend's New York Times Magazine.  “Unfortunately, it's He's Just Not That Into You.