Rep: Paris Hilton and Benji Madden Split  —  Paris Hilton and Benji Madden called it quits Tuesday after nine months of dating, a rep for Hilton confirms exclusively to Usmagazine.com.  —  “Even though they are still in love, they felt it would be better to just be friends,” a source close to Hilton, 27, tells Us.

Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson have a lover's tiff as Calum Best follows them to ANOTHER club … Head in her hands, a glum faced Lindsay Lohan looked like the string of late nights were finally getting to her last night.  —  The actress was left sitting alone in her limousine after an apparent lover's tiff with girlfriend Sam Ronson.

Jen Garner Fears for Safety  —  Jennifer Garner has obtained a court order protecting herself from a man she believes is endangering her family.  —  TMZ has obtained docs ordering Steven Burky to stay clear of Garner — no contact whatsoever.  —  In her declaration, Garner says …

Hugh Jackman: The Sexiest Man Alive  —  A romantic in a hard body, the Aussie star leaves women saying “Oh ... my ... God”  —  He's a triple threat: a star who can sing, dance and wield a weapon.  —  At 6 ft. 2 in., all scruff and biceps, Hugh Jackman looms large in the epic Australia …

Eva Longoria's Upskirt Girdle Picture  —  Here's Eva Longoria getting out of a car flashing her sexy.... Spanx?  Gross!  Spanx is just a fancy new term for a girdle to hold the old lady cellulite in, it's pretty annoying that us men don't get to wear these things.

Ex-Call Girl Ashley Dupré: I'm a ‘Normal Girl’  —  She was the tabloid sensation at the center of the sex scandal that brought down New York Gov. Eliot Spitzer.  But in her very first interview, Ashley Alexandra Dupré tells PEOPLE, “I am a normal girl.”

GWYNETH HUBBY-FREE IN MIAMI  —  IS Gwyneth Paltrow heading down the same marital path as her pal Madonna?  —  Paltrow raised eyebrows last weekend when she went to the Victoria's Secret fashion show at the reopened Fontainebleau hotel in Miami Beach instead of flying to see her rocker husband, Chris Martin, on tour with Coldplay.

Megan Fox Plans a Small Wedding  —  Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox at Chateau Marmont  —  Despite reports to the contrary, Transformers hottie Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green are “still engaged,” he tells PEOPLE - and they're busy planning the wedding.  —  “[The ceremony will be] small …

Winona Ryder Rushed to the Hospital in London  —  A trans-Atlantic flight for Winona Ryder turned turbulent when Winona Ryder fell ill and had to be taken to the hospital after landing.  —  Ryder spent only an hour or so at a hospital in London after she complained of illness during her flight from LAX.

NeNe: 5 Ways Housewives Has Changed My Life  —  The Real Housewives of Atlanta wrapped its first season with another dramatic episode Tuesday — but fans can't get enough of the fabulous NeNe Leakes, the season's breakout star.  Before the cast reteams for what promises to be an explosive reunion special …

Fug Girls: Odds on 'America's Next Top Model'  —  From left, finalists McKey, Analeigh, and Sam.  —  It seems like just yesterday that America's Next Top Model — the crown jewel of Tyra Banks's burgeoning media empire — anointed the minimally plus-size Whitney Thompson as its victor.

Tom Cruise laughable in ‘Valkyrie’  —  Plus: Ellen to host Vegas variety show; Demi celebrates her 46th birthday  —  MGM's marketing team is working hard to convince audiences that their oft-delayed Tom Cruise vehicle “Valkyrie” is a thriller and not the chatfest “Lions for Lambs” was.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH Park Avenue socialite split from her husband when she discovered that he'd been enjoying secret conjugal relations with one of her best friends for years? . . .  WHICH hit television show sidekick kicked an aspiring actress out of his cab after she refused to go to his apartment …

Suri Cruise tops Forbes.com list of ‘Hottest Tots’  —  NEW YORK - Suri Cruise is the most popular kid on the playground.  —  The 2-year-old daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes tops Forbes.com's second annual list of “Hollywood's 10 Hottest Tots.”  —  Forbes.com, which ranked celebrity …

Britney Spears: I Married Kevin Federline “for All the Wrong Reasons”  —  Britney Spears says she regrets wedding Kevin Federline in a new tease for her documentary, Britney: For The Record (airing Nov. 30 on MTV).  —  “I think I married for all the wrong reasons,” Spears says, as her hit Womanizer tellingly plays in the background.

Jen Aniston Wishes New Movie Was Called “She's Just Not That Into You”  —  Jennifer Aniston has one gripe about her upcoming Ben Affleck romantic comedy.  —  “I wish it was She's Just Not That Into You!” she says in this weekend's New York Times Magazine.  “Unfortunately, it's He's Just Not That Into You.

Stoned, Slow Or Just Naturally Annoying?  —  Yesterday on her show, Ellen Degeneres asked prostitot chipmunk Miley Cyrus about her 20-year-old boyfriend and the topic made Disney's favorite whore erupt into an annoying seizure of giggles.  You can tell Ellen wanted to hit her over the head with her strap-on.

Kelly Osbourne Engaged!  —  Kelly Osbourne is getting hitched.  —  She is engaged to model Luke Worrall, he has revealed on his Facebook page.  —  According to Britain's The Daily Mail, he changed his online relationship status to “engaged to Kelly Osbourne.”

Posh busts out of LA  —  Posh, 34, told The Sun she will be taking sons Brooklyn, nine, Romeo, six, and Cruz, three, for the duration of David's short stint with AC Milan, adding she was “very excited” about it.  —  She said: “It will literally be for two months, because the season finishes …

The Perfect Gift For John Travolta  —  I have so many questions about these moob holders from Japan.  They have obviously been watching “Seinfeld.”  It's The Bro!  —  First of all, the dude in the ad doesn't even want to wear one.  He's covering his chesticles in fear.  Second of all, this is a fetish thing, right?