It's a Boy for Ashlee & Pete!  —  Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and husband Pete Wentz welcomed a son Thursday night, PEOPLE confirms.  —  Bronx Mowgli Wentz weighed 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long.  —  “Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!” a spokesperson tells PEOPLE.

Angelina Jolie's Carefully Orchestrated Image  —  LOS ANGELES — When Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt negotiated with People and other celebrity magazines this summer for photos of their newborn twins and an interview, the stars were seeking more than the estimated $14 million they received from the deal.

Three ABC programs hear no pickup lines  —  ABC made a flurry of midseason programming announcements Thursday, including ordering more episodes of “Life on Mars” and deciding against picking up “Pushing Daisies,” “Dirty Sexy Money” and “Eli Stone” for a full season.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie granted ‘quickie divorce’  —  Pop star Madonna and husband Guy Ritchie's marriage of nearly eight years was officially declared over in just a few minutes today.  —  The pair were granted a “quickie divorce” at the clinical Principal Registry of the Family Division in High Holburn, London early this morning.

I have great hope for love  —  'Do I need men?" actress reese Witherspoon asks. “  I don't think it's about needing men.  It's about love.  Sitting in a quiet corner of a Beverly Hills hotel lounge overlooking a garden, Reese wears a chic black dress, black open-toe pumps, and gold dangle earrings.

His Royal Peen!  —  Prince William got caught by a pap giving a golden shower to a fence during one of his polo match and you can see his royal turtle smiling for the cameras.  Actually, I think it's frowning.  It wants some f**king privacy.  And you can tell Prince William is a royal, because he holds his peen all classy-like.

Nicole Dismisses New ‘Baby Bump’ Rumors  —  Nicole Kidman hinted recently that she may scale back her movie career to focus on having more kids.  Is baby number two already a work-in-progress?  —  “No, I just have a little tummy,” says the 41-yer-old actress - whose form-fitting dress …

First look: MTV's ‘Britney: For the Record’  —  I just attended an exclusive screening of the first 33 minutes of the hotly anticipated upcoming MTV documentary, Britney: For the Record, premiering on Nov. 30 at 10 p.m. Shot over three months following her performance at this year's VMAs …

Dallas Cowboys' Romo gives break to homeless man  —  tmacmahon@dallasnews.com  —  IRVING - A homeless man who goes by Doc was cashing in change at a Cinemark Theatre in Dallas when a guy walked up and offered to pay his way into the movie.  He planned to spend his day passing out fliers …

Exclusive: ‘Gossip’ Guy Nixes Contract  —  Warning: If you're an out-of-work actor, this story may induce uncontrollable head-scratching and/or violent convulsions.  —  Gossip Girl third-stringer Connor Paolo, who plays Blake Lively's little (and recently outed) brother, Eric van der Woodsen …

TICKET-HOLDING BRIT FANS TURNED AWAY FROM PRIVATE SCREENING!  —  Britney fans got DISSED and were PISSED today at the so-called fans' private screening of the upcoming “Britney: For The Record.”  —  SOME fans were whisked away by private shuttle buses to take them to the secret location …

Miley Cyrus being diva to dad over romance with Justin Gaston  —  Squeaky-clean image fading fast due to dissing Billy Ray over boyfriend  —  Thanks to her “Hannah Montana” bonanza, Miley Cyrus has jillions of young fans, but we keep hearing the teen sensation's diva behavior is often now in high gear.

‘Dinner Impossible’ does the improbable  —  It may not be impossible, but it seemed improbable.  —  After getting dumped from Food Network's “Dinner: Impossible” series in March following revelations that he'd exaggerated details of his resume, Robert Irvine is making a comeback on the same show.

People's Sexiest Man Alive Issue to Include ‘Scratch-n-Sniff’ Section  —  Ever wonder what Michael Phelps smells like?  —  People magazine, which has a history of experimenting with sensory advertising within its pages, is set to publish a “scratch-n-sniff” section in its Sexiest Man Alive issue.