Miley's B-day — Spit for Tat  —  Miley Cyrus officially turned 16 yesterday, even though she's been celebrating it for ... about a year.  —  And there were untold levels of Freudian complexity over the b-day weekend, according to Perez Hilton, who reports Miley, BF Justin Gaston …

Amy Winehouse: It's over  —  Blake falls for German model ... Marriage was based on sex ... Couple were into secret lesbian threesomes  —  AMY Winehouse has sensationally admitted her marriage to jailbird Blake Fielder-Civil is FINISHED.  —  The troubled Back To Black singer revealed …

Gordon Ramsay's sly trysts with Archer's ex behind wife's back  —  TV CHEF Gordon Ramsay is cheating on his devoted wife Tana, the News of the World can reveal.  —  The F-Word star—who revels in his family man image—began his affair with blonde Sarah Symonds seven years ago.

‘Twilight’ takes bite out of box office  —  Teen vampire romance pic drains competition  —  Fangirls of all ages scored their biggest box office victory yet in delivering a $70.6 million opening for Summit Entertainment's teen vampire romance “Twilight” at the domestic box office.

YUP I SAID IT.... I DON'T LISTEN TO RAP IN MY APARTMENT I LISTEN TO THOM YORKE, FEIST, MARVIN GAYE AND THE DREAM....  I LISTEN TO JEEZY, WAYNE, JIM JONES, BIG BRO AND RICK ROSS IN MY CAR AND IN THE GYM.  I LISTEN TO ONLY BUILT FOR CUBAN LINKS AND NAS WHEN I DESIGN... BUT IF I'M IN THE CRIB CHILLING …

Jodie Sweetin Trying to ‘Stay Positive’ After Split  —  Three days after Jodie Sweetin filed for legal separation from husband Cody Herpin, her agent tells PEOPLE that the actress is “trying to stay positive for Zoie,” their 7-month-old daughter.  —  “Her focus is the baby,” agent Stella Alex said on Saturday.

Guard fatally shoots man armed with swords at Scientology building  —  LAPD investigators examine the scene of the shooting Sunday afternoon in Hollywood.  Detectives cordoned off the Franklin Avenue complex with yellow tape as investigators combed through the dead man's vehicle.

Leonardo DiCaprio says he wants marriage and babies  —  Form an orderly queue ladies - Leonardo DiCaprio is ready to settle down.  At the age of 34, the global sex symbol has been listening to the ticking of his biological clock and has decided he wants marriage and babies.

Kabbalah coming between Madonna, A-Rod?  —  Plus: Ferrell testing Bush jokes; Sheridan and Spade caught making out  —  Even before the ink was dry on Madonna's divorce decree, her rumored beau, Yankee slugger Alex Rodriguez, was beginning to distance himself from her beloved Kabbalah.

NO.  —  What in Christmas tinsel hell does Beyonce have over her eyes?  That s**t looks like a cat toy.  I know a few pussies who would go crazy over those things.  It's too bad there weren't any cats around Beyonce, because they would've pounced on her ass and scratched her eyes out.

Reality Bites: Kim Zolciak From The Real Housewives of Atlanta  —  Kim Zolciak, known for her illustrious golden locks, smoky voice and mysterious sugar daddy known only as “Big Papa” has some news: She is 30, not 29, has since split from said Big Papa, and is slated to pose for an upcoming winter issue of Playboy.

Young Frankenstein to Close in January 2009  —  The new Mel Brooks musical Young Frankenstein will play its final performance at Broadway's Hilton Theatre Jan. 4, 2009.  —  When it closes, the movie musical, based on the film of the same name, will have played 30 previews and 484 regular performances.

Nicollette Sheridan and David Spade “Full-On Making Out” at L.A. Restaurant  —  New couple alert!  —  Nicollette Sheridan and David Spade were spotting smooching Friday night at Beverly Hills restaurant Luau.  —  There to celebrate Sheridan's 45th birthday, the pair …