Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Elope  —  Introducing, Mrs. Heidi Montag Pratt!  —  The Hills star wed her longtime beau, Spencer Pratt, in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on Nov. 20, Us Weekly reports in its newest issue.  See exclusive photos wedding photos in Us Weekly's new issue, on stands Wednesday.

Suri's Sunglasses Cost More Than Your Rent  —  Suri Cruise, the hardest working girl in showbusiness, was on the streets of Manhattan during her morning shift today.  If Tommy Girl and Katie bring Suri out on Thanksgiving, they better give her holiday pay.  Those custom made …

Britney Wants Daddy to Lay Off  —  Britney Spears wants daddy Jamie to become more like Barack Obama, and forget the words, “No You Can't!”  —  We're told Britney has been fighting with her dad quite often and one of the sore subjects is the dreaded Adnan.  Britney wants to see him, but Jamie absolutely refuses.

Britney tells ‘Rolling Stone’ she has picked up the pieces  —  Nearly a year after a breakdown, Britney Spears says she feels as if she has matured.  —  To be exact, “I feel like an old person now,” she says in Rolling Stone's next issue, out Friday.  “I do!

Joel Madden Confident Pete and Ashlee Will Be Great Parents  —  Joel Madden and Nicole Richie (left) and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz  —  Proud papa Joel Madden is thrilled to hear that pals Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz have welcomed a new son, Bronx Mowgli.  He's sure they can handle it.

A-ROD SKIPPING KABALLAH CLASSES: REPORT  —  A-Rod is already putting the kibosh on Kabbalah.  —  Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez has been backing out of his private Kabbalah classes and it's reportedly driving a wedge between A-Rod and Madonna, according to a report on msnbc.com.

Jason Lee Reveals He's Married!  —  Jason Lee is a married man.  —  The My Name is Earl star tells Sydney's Sun Herald that he has secretly wed Ceren Alkac, the mother of his second child.  —  “My wife is Australian.  And she is my wife now 'cause we just got married, and you can report that!” he says.

Michelle Williams on Missing Heath: ‘It Just Gets Worse’  —  It's been 10 months since Heath Ledger's tragic death.  And, obviously, Michelle Williams is still reeling.  —  In fact, during a recent interview with Newsweek, the actress - mother of Ledger's three-year-old daughter, Matilda …

Joe Jonas On Split With Taylor Swift: 'It's All Good'  —  Jonas Brothers,Taylor Swift,Alicia Keys,Rihanna,Music,Couples  —  The 2008 American Music Awards were full of music showdowns - and it wasn't just Chris Brown taking on Coldplay or Rihanna vs. Alicia Keys.

STFU Mischa Barton!  —  Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie both have a line of headbands out and Mischa's got her cellulite in a twist, because she wants Nicole to step off her idea.  Some bitch told Star Magazine (via Popcrunch), “Mischa is furious.  She feels like Nicole completely copied her idea.”

Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora Reuniting for Thanksgiving  —  Locklear and Sambora in 2005  —  Heather Locklear and ex-husband Richie Sambora are embracing the spirit of Thanksgiving by celebrating the holiday together - along with Locklear's boyfriend - this year.

Christina Aguilera: Max Is “So Close to Walking”  —  Her newest album, Keeps Gettin' Better, might be a huge accomplishment, but Christina Aguilera's latest milestone has everything to do with her 10-month-old son, Max.  —  “He is so close to walking now, it's crazy,” Aguilera tells Usmagazine.com …

OPRAH'S MAN  —  KELLY IS PUSHING MARK TO PIPE UP MORE ON HIS WEEKLY WINFREY VISIT  —  MARK Consuelos - Kelly Ripa's quiet other half - hasn't a clue how he ended up as the lone guy on what has become Oprah Winfrey's answer to “The View.”  —  But, suddenly, the soap star is smack in the middle of daytime TV - just like his wife.

Houston attorney's Christmas gift to friends: Miley Cyrus  —  Miley Cyrus is returning to Houston for another concert.  But these tickets won't be going for four-figure prices on Ebay.  —  Tweendom's reigning queen is the star performer at the Lanier Law Firm's “Christmas Cheers and Charity” party.

‘Ace Ventura Jr.’ Trailer — Need I Say More?  —  If you weren't exactly sure what to give thanks for on Thursday, it could now be one of two options: You could either be thankful that there's finally a trailer for the likes of Ace Ventura Jr., or you could be thankful that said spin-off …

Alec Baldwin Calls Salma Hayek ‘The Most Fabulous Woman Ever’  —  Alec Baldwin and Salma Hayek  —  Step aside, Jennifer Aniston.  You're no longer Alec Baldwin's favorite 30 Rock guest star.  —  That honor belongs to Salma Hayek, who played the actor's love interest for five episodes.