Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Elope  —  Introducing, Mrs. Heidi Montag Pratt!  —  The Hills star wed her longtime beau, Spencer Pratt, in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on Nov. 20, Us Weekly reports in its newest issue.  See exclusive photos wedding photos in Us Weekly's new issue, on stands Wednesday.

Suri's Sunglasses Cost More Than Your Rent  —  Suri Cruise, the hardest working girl in showbusiness, was on the streets of Manhattan during her morning shift today.  If Tommy Girl and Katie bring Suri out on Thanksgiving, they better give her holiday pay.  Those custom made …

Britney Wants Daddy to Lay Off  —  Britney Spears wants daddy Jamie to become more like Barack Obama, and forget the words, “No You Can't!”  —  We're told Britney has been fighting with her dad quite often and one of the sore subjects is the dreaded Adnan.  Britney wants to see him, but Jamie absolutely refuses.

Britney tells ‘Rolling Stone’ she has picked up the pieces  —  Nearly a year after a breakdown, Britney Spears says she feels as if she has matured.  —  To be exact, “I feel like an old person now,” she says in Rolling Stone's next issue, out Friday.  “I do!

Joel Madden Confident Pete and Ashlee Will Be Great Parents  —  Joel Madden and Nicole Richie (left) and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz  —  Proud papa Joel Madden is thrilled to hear that pals Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz have welcomed a new son, Bronx Mowgli.  He's sure they can handle it.

Jason Lee Reveals He's Married!  —  Jason Lee is a married man.  —  The My Name is Earl star tells Sydney's Sun Herald that he has secretly wed Ceren Alkac, the mother of his second child.  —  “My wife is Australian.  And she is my wife now 'cause we just got married, and you can report that!” he says.

A-ROD SKIPPING KABALLAH CLASSES: REPORT  —  A-Rod is already putting the kibosh on Kabbalah.  —  Yankees slugger Alex Rodriguez has been backing out of his private Kabbalah classes and it's reportedly driving a wedge between A-Rod and Madonna, according to a report on msnbc.com.

Squeezing more blood  —  Now that ‘Twilight’ is a smash, its young stars will get huge raises for the sequel — and the sequel after that  —  There's one rule in Hollywood that's rarely broken: Pull in big bucks at the box office and a sequel — or three — is virtually guaranteed.

Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora Reuniting for Thanksgiving  —  Locklear and Sambora in 2005  —  Heather Locklear and ex-husband Richie Sambora are embracing the spirit of Thanksgiving by celebrating the holiday together - along with Locklear's boyfriend - this year.

Christina Aguilera: Max Is “So Close to Walking”  —  Her newest album, Keeps Gettin' Better, might be a huge accomplishment, but Christina Aguilera's latest milestone has everything to do with her 10-month-old son, Max.  —  “He is so close to walking now, it's crazy,” Aguilera tells Usmagazine.com …

SNL Alum Horatio Sanz Drops 100 Lbs  —  SNL alum Horatio Sanz has dropped about 100 lbs.  New York Magazine saw him on the red carpet of the 8th Annual 24 Hour Plays on Broadway last week and asked him about his drastic change in appearance. … Below is a photo of Sanz at the event and another of him back in November 2003

Strange II AM LEGEND Rumblings...  Merrick here...  It's important to be clear that the following information comes to us with a bit of backstory/context.  But...as far as I know...we've never actually tested this source before.  So, take this into consideration (i.e. consume with a grain of salt) when mulling the following:

Michelle Williams on Missing Heath: ‘It Just Gets Worse’  —  It's been 10 months since Heath Ledger's tragic death.  And, obviously, Michelle Williams is still reeling.  —  In fact, during a recent interview with Newsweek, the actress - mother of Ledger's three-year-old daughter, Matilda …

STFU Mischa Barton!  —  Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie both have a line of headbands out and Mischa's got her cellulite in a twist, because she wants Nicole to step off her idea.  Some bitch told Star Magazine (via Popcrunch), “Mischa is furious.  She feels like Nicole completely copied her idea.”

Joe Jonas On Split With Taylor Swift: 'It's All Good'  —  Jonas Brothers,Taylor Swift,Alicia Keys,Rihanna,Music,Couples  —  The 2008 American Music Awards were full of music showdowns - and it wasn't just Chris Brown taking on Coldplay or Rihanna vs. Alicia Keys.