Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Elope  —  Introducing, Mrs. Heidi Montag Pratt!  —  The Hills star wed her longtime beau, Spencer Pratt, in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on Nov. 20, Us Weekly reports in its newest issue.  See exclusive photos wedding photos in Us Weekly's new issue, on stands Wednesday.

Britney tells ‘Rolling Stone’ she has picked up the pieces  —  Nearly a year after a breakdown, Britney Spears says she feels as if she has matured.  —  To be exact, “I feel like an old person now,” she says in Rolling Stone's next issue, out Friday.  “I do!

MADGE A-ROD'S TURKEY CHOICE  —  ALEX Rodriguez has his priorities - and they are not his children.  —  The Yankee slugger, who ditched his wife of six years, Cynthia, after becoming besotted with Madonna, is a “soul-less” man who is “abandoning” his kids on Thanksgiving for his lover, according to what Cynthia is telling friends.

Topless at 52: Kim Cattrall bares all in the name of art... and holds her own among the younger models … Kim Cattrall is nothing if not brave.  —  The game actress's latest role called for her to take off her clothes for a worthy cause - to save a valuable artwork - alongside a troupe …

SNL Alum Horatio Sanz Drops 100 Lbs  —  SNL alum Horatio Sanz has dropped about 100 lbs.  New York Magazine saw him on the red carpet of the 8th Annual 24 Hour Plays on Broadway last week and asked him about his drastic change in appearance. … Below is a photo of Sanz at the event and another of him back in November 2003

IS PARIS OVER?  —  Paris Hilton's popularity has plummeted.  The heir-head, whose show, “Paris Hilton's My New BFF,” on MTV has low ratings, was booed so badly at the Kress in Hollywood this weekend, she refused to take the stage.  Hilton was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier's daughter …

Joel: My Whole Life Centers on Harlow  —  It's no secret that Joel Madden and Nicole Richie are in love - and the Good Charlotte singer and father to Harlow says that strong family love is a big influence on his music.  —  “Obviously, when you're in love, you write songs about it,” he told OK! …

Suri's Sunglasses Cost More Than Your Rent  —  Suri Cruise, the hardest working girl in showbusiness, was on the streets of Manhattan during her morning shift today.  If Tommy Girl and Katie bring Suri out on Thanksgiving, they better give her holiday pay.  Those custom made …

Spoiler Chat: Look Who's Hooking Up and Dying!  —  Finally!  Lily and Rufus are so on.  —  They also just so happen to be 19 years old now.  —  This is the latest rumor I'm hearing from Gossip Girl sources—that a series of webisodes may be in the works over at the CW, focusing on Lily and Rufus in their late-teen years.

A Mismatch Made in Flea Market Heaven  —  They say there's someone for everyone.  —  Unmarried lovers Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter trick-or-treated a few weeks late in Malibu over the weekend.  —  Not even successful Hollywood directors are safe from the evil fashion tyranny that are Crocs.

Winehouse collapsed, rushed to hospital  —  Amy Winehouse was taken to hospital after collapsing at the weekend in what is claimed to have been a drink and drug related seizure.  —  A spokesman for the singer said her hospitalisation on Sunday was due to a “bad reaction to the combination …

Britney Wants Daddy to Lay Off  —  Britney Spears wants daddy Jamie to become more like Barack Obama, and forget the words, “No You Can't!”  —  We're told Britney has been fighting with her dad quite often and one of the sore subjects is the dreaded Adnan.  Britney wants to see him, but Jamie absolutely refuses.

WE HEAR . . . WE HEAR  —  THAT although we didn't think it would be pos sible to silence Ann Coulter, the leggy reaction- ary broke her jaw and the mouth that roared has been wired shut . . . THAT the Tel Aviv Hilton was abuzz Saturday with the arrival of Ben Stiller, Chris Rock …

Paris Hilton's New Gigs: Pussycat and...Top Chef?!  —  Paris Hilton continued her nonstop party schedule since her split with Benji Madden by hosting the Pussycat Dolls' return to the Viper Room last night.  —  P poured herself into a latex costume for the occasion and told E! …

Jason Lee Reveals He's Married!  —  Jason Lee is a married man.  —  The My Name is Earl star tells Sydney's Sun Herald that he has secretly wed Ceren Alkac, the mother of his second child.  —  “My wife is Australian.  And she is my wife now 'cause we just got married, and you can report that!” he says.