Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Elope  —  Introducing, Mrs. Heidi Montag Pratt!  —  The Hills star wed her longtime beau, Spencer Pratt, in a secret ceremony in Cabos San Lucas, Mexico, on Nov. 20, Us Weekly reports in its newest issue.  See exclusive photos wedding photos in Us Weekly's new issue, on stands Wednesday.

Britney Wants Daddy to Lay Off  —  Britney Spears wants daddy Jamie to become more like Barack Obama, and forget the words, “No You Can't!”  —  We're told Britney has been fighting with her dad quite often and one of the sore subjects is the dreaded Adnan.  Britney wants to see him, but Jamie absolutely refuses.

Suri's Sunglasses Cost More Than Your Rent  —  Suri Cruise, the hardest working girl in showbusiness, was on the streets of Manhattan during her morning shift today.  If Tommy Girl and Katie bring Suri out on Thanksgiving, they better give her holiday pay.  Those custom made …

Joel Madden Confident Pete and Ashlee Will Be Great Parents  —  Joel Madden and Nicole Richie (left) and Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz  —  Proud papa Joel Madden is thrilled to hear that pals Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz have welcomed a new son, Bronx Mowgli.  He's sure they can handle it.

IS PARIS OVER?  —  Paris Hilton's popularity has plummeted.  The heir-head, whose show, “Paris Hilton's My New BFF,” on MTV has low ratings, was booed so badly at the Kress in Hollywood this weekend, she refused to take the stage.  Hilton was at a birthday party for designer Christian Audigier's daughter …

Jason Lee Reveals He's Married!  —  Jason Lee is a married man.  —  The My Name is Earl star tells Sydney's Sun Herald that he has secretly wed Ceren Alkac, the mother of his second child.  —  “My wife is Australian.  And she is my wife now 'cause we just got married, and you can report that!” he says.

Christina Aguilera: Max Is “So Close to Walking”  —  Her newest album, Keeps Gettin' Better, might be a huge accomplishment, but Christina Aguilera's latest milestone has everything to do with her 10-month-old son, Max.  —  “He is so close to walking now, it's crazy,” Aguilera tells Usmagazine.com …

Topless at 52: Kim Cattrall bares all in the name of art... and holds her own among the younger models … Kim Cattrall is nothing if not brave.  —  The game actress's latest role called for her to take off her clothes for a worthy cause - to save a valuable artwork - alongside a troupe …

Squeezing more blood  —  Now that ‘Twilight’ is a smash, its young stars will get huge raises for the sequel — and the sequel after that  —  There's one rule in Hollywood that's rarely broken: Pull in big bucks at the box office and a sequel — or three — is virtually guaranteed.

SNL Alum Horatio Sanz Drops 100 Lbs  —  SNL alum Horatio Sanz has dropped about 100 lbs.  New York Magazine saw him on the red carpet of the 8th Annual 24 Hour Plays on Broadway last week and asked him about his drastic change in appearance. … Below is a photo of Sanz at the event and another of him back in November 2003

A Mismatch Made in Flea Market Heaven  —  They say there's someone for everyone.  —  Unmarried lovers Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter trick-or-treated a few weeks late in Malibu over the weekend.  —  Not even successful Hollywood directors are safe from the evil fashion tyranny that are Crocs.

Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora Reuniting for Thanksgiving  —  Locklear and Sambora in 2005  —  Heather Locklear and ex-husband Richie Sambora are embracing the spirit of Thanksgiving by celebrating the holiday together - along with Locklear's boyfriend - this year.

Spoiler Chat: Look Who's Hooking Up and Dying!  —  Finally!  Lily and Rufus are so on.  —  They also just so happen to be 19 years old now.  —  This is the latest rumor I'm hearing from Gossip Girl sources—that a series of webisodes may be in the works over at the CW, focusing on Lily and Rufus in their late-teen years.