Heidi and Spencer Bikini Honeymoon Photos!  —  It's the photos you've all been waiting for!  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's honeymoon photos are out and they're everything we would have hoped and more.  In case you missed it (and if so, how?)  Heidi and Spencer eloped in Cabo …

Memo Pad: Madonna and Marc Jacobs... MSLO Exit...  MADONNA AND MARC: When Marc Jacobs found himself in a meeting on a recent Monday morning to brainstorm about Louis Vuitton's next fashion advertising campaign, inspiration struck.  “I just blurted out, ‘I think we should do Madonna,’” …

Nene Speaks  —  There have been googlefulls of stories about Nene losing her home in the last 24 hours, so I emailed the “Real Housewife of Atlanta” to get to the bottom of the story.  Here's what she said:  —  “The recent rumors alleging that my family faced an eviction are a huge misunderstanding and grossly inaccurate.

Keri Russell's Nipples In Detail... Kinda  —  Celebrities are like overgrow babies, when they don't get enough attention they get cranky and need to do something shocking to get us to notice them.  These pictures of Keri Russell in the new issue of Details magazine are a good example.

Katie Holmes: I'm No Wallflower  —  Katie Holmes on the cover of New York Times Magazine  —  As part of one of Hollywood's most watched couples, Katie Holmes lives an incredibly high-profile life - but says many people still have the wrong idea about her.  —  “There's a misperception …

Brad Pitt: “I Don't Know” Why People Care About My Family  —  Finally, Brad Pitt admits it isn't easy being a father of six.  —  “It wears you out.  Are you kidding?” the 44-year-old actor said in an interview on Larry King Live on Wednesday.  “I'm aging fast.”

What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool  —  Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word “uncool” on her ass because it's going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life.  Every reporter will ask her about that whole “uncool” thing she said.

Jeremy Piven: I Crashed Britney's Birthday Party!  —  So what was Jeremy Piven doing at Britney Spears' circus-themed 27th birthday party Tuesday night?  —  Even he doesn't know.  —  “I'm really embarrassed — I didn't know it was Britney's birthday party!

James Franco on ‘Milk,’ Heath Ledger's Death, and Going Back to School  —  For the past decade, actor James Franco has built a career based on huge talent, killer looks and enigmatic charm.  Now is clearly his time, as the buzz on Milk—the Harvey Milk biopic in which he stars opposite Sean Penn …

Hilary Duff's Got Nipple-itis  —  You know, I've been following Hilary Duff's breasts for some time now and since Hilary has yet to come clean about the rapid increase in her bust line, I just have to keep on speculating.  It's part of my job.  That's right fellas, I get paid to stare and write about boobs all day and you don't!

PARIS TINKERS  —  PARIS Hilton wants to play Tinkerbell - not her pet Chihuahua, but the famed fairy from “Peter Pan.”  A source tells us the celebutard is lobbying for the title role in Disney's live-action version of “Tinkerbell,” in which the pixie finally gets a chance at life as a real girl.

Multimillion-dollar payday  —  Freeman's estranged wife could score big with divorce  —  Sounds like Morgan Freeman's divorce from his wife, Myrna Colley-Lee, will be both nasty and expensive for the Oscar winner.  —  Though there's no comment from either party in this breakup …

Oprah on the Palin Rumors  —  Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey is setting the record straight regarding rumors that Sarah Palin wasn't invited as a guest on her talk show.  “I said I would be happy to talk to Sarah Palin when the election was over,” Oprah reveals to “Extra.”

Britney's Ex Stiffed the Morgue  —  Jason Alexander didn't see dead people — so he saw a jail cell instead.  —  TMZ has learned the real reason Brit's 55 hour first hubby is behind bars in L.A. is because he blew off two court ordered appointments at the county morgue.

‘Romancing the Stone’ remake in works  —  Fox taps Daniel McDermott to pen screenplay  —  Fox is bringing “Romancing the Stone” to the big screen again, swinging into development a remake of the 1984 adventure movie and tapping Daniel McDermott to write it.

Natalie Portman Stomps Out Shoe Line  —  Natalie Portman is a sole sister no more.  —  Proving that not even celebrities are immune to the country's economic crisis, the actress' vegan shoe line of less than a year, the Natalie Portman Collection for Té Casan, has closed up shop …

Jessica Simpson Confesses Her Love of Self-Help Books  —  Jessica Simpson has a solid relationship with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and a hit country album, Do You Know.  —  But the singer still thinks she could use some self-improvement.  —  “I am the first person to go to Barnes & Noble …