Nene Speaks  —  There have been googlefulls of stories about Nene losing her home in the last 24 hours, so I emailed the “Real Housewife of Atlanta” to get to the bottom of the story.  Here's what she said:  —  “The recent rumors alleging that my family faced an eviction are a huge misunderstanding and grossly inaccurate.

Heidi and Spencer Bikini Honeymoon Photos!  —  It's the photos you've all been waiting for!  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt's honeymoon photos are out and they're everything we would have hoped and more.  In case you missed it (and if so, how?)  Heidi and Spencer eloped in Cabo …

Memo Pad: Madonna and Marc Jacobs... MSLO Exit...  MADONNA AND MARC: When Marc Jacobs found himself in a meeting on a recent Monday morning to brainstorm about Louis Vuitton's next fashion advertising campaign, inspiration struck.  “I just blurted out, ‘I think we should do Madonna,’” …

What Vogue Did To Jennifer Aniston Was Really Uncool  —  Jennifer Aniston might as well tattoo the word “uncool” on her ass because it's going to follow her wherever she goes for the rest of her life.  Every reporter will ask her about that whole “uncool” thing she said.

Brad Pitt: “I Don't Know” Why People Care About My Family  —  Finally, Brad Pitt admits it isn't easy being a father of six.  —  “It wears you out.  Are you kidding?” the 44-year-old actor said in an interview on Larry King Live on Wednesday.  “I'm aging fast.”

Anne Heche Is Pregnant  —  Anne Heche and boyfriend James Tupper are expecting their first child together, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  “They are really thrilled,” says the rep.  —  The couple, who met on the set of ABC's Men In Trees, began dating in 2007.

Hilary Duff's Got Nipple-itis  —  You know, I've been following Hilary Duff's breasts for some time now and since Hilary has yet to come clean about the rapid increase in her bust line, I just have to keep on speculating.  It's part of my job.  That's right fellas, I get paid to stare and write about boobs all day and you don't!

Britney's Ex Stiffed the Morgue  —  Jason Alexander didn't see dead people — so he saw a jail cell instead.  —  TMZ has learned the real reason Brit's 55 hour first hubby is behind bars in L.A. is because he blew off two court ordered appointments at the county morgue.

PARIS TINKERS  —  PARIS Hilton wants to play Tinkerbell - not her pet Chihuahua, but the famed fairy from “Peter Pan.”  A source tells us the celebutard is lobbying for the title role in Disney's live-action version of “Tinkerbell,” in which the pixie finally gets a chance at life as a real girl.

Multimillion-dollar payday  —  Freeman's estranged wife could score big with divorce  —  Sounds like Morgan Freeman's divorce from his wife, Myrna Colley-Lee, will be both nasty and expensive for the Oscar winner.  —  Though there's no comment from either party in this breakup …

Natalie Portman Stomps Out Shoe Line  —  Natalie Portman is a sole sister no more.  —  Proving that not even celebrities are immune to the country's economic crisis, the actress' vegan shoe line of less than a year, the Natalie Portman Collection for Té Casan, has closed up shop …

Christmas Comes Early for Britney's Boys  —  Britney Spears may have torn up Manhattan on Tuesday night celebrating her 27th birthday, but on Wednesday, it was all about spending time with her boys.  —  On Wednesday afternoon, Brit took Sean Preston, 3, and Jayden James, 2 …

Sean Avery Apologizes for Elisha Cuthbert Slur  —  Hockey star Sean Avery, suspended by the NHL for making an offensive statement apparently referring to ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert, apologized Wednesday.  —  “I should not have made those comments and I recognize that they were inappropriate,” he says in a statement to PEOPLE.

Intern With Entourage  —  KANYE WEST, the infamously self-assured singer who stated to The Associated Press last month that he “will go down as the voice of this generation,” is apparently far more humble when it comes to fashion.  In the hope of better understanding the design process …

Oprah on the Palin Rumors  —  Talk show queen Oprah Winfrey is setting the record straight regarding rumors that Sarah Palin wasn't invited as a guest on her talk show.  “I said I would be happy to talk to Sarah Palin when the election was over,” Oprah reveals to “Extra.”

Hot Slut Of The Day!  —  Sara the saxophone playing walrus from the Dolphinarium in Turkey!  The clip below is of Sarah in action.  Skip to the 0:35 mark to really see her ass get down with it.