Real Versus Photoshopped Jessica Alba!  —  A few days ago, we had the pleasure to see a bunch of Campari ads featuring Jessica Alba.  Today, we get the chance to enter behind the scenes of the same Campari photo-shoot!  —  So let's see the differences between real Jessica and photoshopped Jessica …

‘Marley’ stars Wilson, Aniston feel an animal attraction  —  The connection between Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson extends beyond the big screen, where they're together for the first time in Marley & Me, out Christmas Day.  They serve each other Diet Cokes, finish each other's sentences and laugh knowingly as the other tells stories.

Lindsay Lohan ‘ Nuzzles’ Sean Penn at ‘Milk’ Party  —  Lindsay Lohan ‘Nuzzles’ Sean Penn  —  Lindsay Lohan likes Milk.  Anyway, she likes the star of Gus Van Sant's longish take on the life and times of gay activist Harvey Milk.  —  At Sean Penn's private dinner for Milk last week …

Naughty Mama: Pamela Anderson Turns Up to Posh Party in Her Underpants  —  NEW YORK — It's one thing to party in just your panties and a shirt if you're Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan, but as a 41-year-old mama of two young boys isn't it time Pamela Anderson learned to dress appropriately?

What next in life for Emma Watson  —  Will it be Cambridge, film stardom, fashion or chilling with the £10m already in the bank?  We talk to Emma Watson about the life ahead  —  Is Emma Watson a bit of a madam?  Given 10 years of international superstardom, £10m pocket money …

Ugly Betty Star Welcomes Baby Boy  —  “My wife is due any minute, so we won't have time to travel but we'll go home to Amherst, Mass., for the holidays,” he told Usmagazine.com at a GQ event in NYC on Dec. 2.  “She is very, very pregnant!  She looks beautiful!”  —  As for the name Rylan?

Lindsay Lohan Ruins A See Through Moment.  Lesbianism Over?  —  It looks like Lindsay Lohan's lesbianism may be starting to wear off, not that I want it to I love lesbians, but one thing I remember from my days of being home schooled was that lesbians don't wear bras.

Ka-ching!  LiLo hits big with leggings  —  Lindsay Lohan's got a leg up on the competition when it comes to her fashion line.  —  While some style mags have heralded the end of the leggings trend, the “Mean Girls” star is trotting her 6126 footless tights all over the world.

Top Model's Nigel Barker Welcomes Baby Girl!  —  America's Next Top Model judge Nigel Barker may have another future catwalker on his hands.  —  He and his wife, model Christen Chin Barker, have welcomed a baby girl, he tells Usmagazine.com exclusively.  —  Jasmine Barker — who weighed 7 lbs. …

Date with Anne Hathaway Goes for $12,000  —  How much does a date with Anne Hathaway cost?  Oh, about $12,000, give or take.  —  That's the price three fans paid for drinks with the Rachel Getting Married actress at the Cracked X-mas Fundraiser in Los Angeles Sunday night.

Warrant for Female Suspect in Ruffalo Shooting  —  In less than a week, officials have a locked down a warrant for the person they believe shot Mark Ruffalo's brother in the head — and the suspect is a woman.  —  Shaha Mishaal Adham, one of the two “persons of interest” first linked to the case …

Hilary Duff's Breasts Revealed!!!  —  Hilary Duff has finally given me the answer I've been looking for about the authenticity of her tits, and now I can say with confidence that they're real.  Real small.  Not in a bad way though.  Here she is at Bardot nightclub in West Hollywood showing off …

Josh Holloway tries to make love to the ocean  —  Merry Christmas!  — The Superficial Writer  —  P.S. Also, why not?  Josh or Hugh Jackman?  And someone's losing a limb.  GO!  —  Photos: Pacific Coast News

Perez Hilton throws book at pop tarts  —  Looks like Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and ­Nicole Richie are all on Perez Hilton's naughty list if his forthcoming tome on the state of celebrity is any indication.  —  “Britney will be probably be dead,” writes the Internet gossip doyen …

Rachel Zoe is Rib Cage Ready  —  Celebrity stylist Rachel Zoe shows a bit of protruding rib cage at The Cracked Xmas Fundraiser held at The Wiltern  —  Her assistant Brad Goreski accompanied her to the Not-So-Silent-Night.  The event raised funds for a href="http://www.thetrevorproject.org/" …