Amy's jugs bust  —  BARMY AMY WINEHOUSE stunned elderly tourists by performing an outrageous topless dance on holiday.  —  The Rehab singer bared her breasts for a bizarre balcony boogie in St Lucia.  —  Amy, 25 — who again showed her boobs as she took a dip — was caught on video …

Samantha Ronson Hospitalized, Thanks Fans for Support  —  After a visit to a Los Angeles hospital Sunday afternoon, Samantha Ronson is thanking supporters on her MySpace blog.  —  “Thanks for all your messages,” Ronson, 31, wrote in a post on Sunday.  “I'm home and all good.

Pete Wentz: “I've Tasted” Ashlee's Breast Milk  —  TMI Alert, Take 2!  —  Following up on his raunchy December 16 interview with Howard Stern, Pete Wentz revealed that wife Ashlee Simpson's breast milk tastes “soury” and “weird” on SIRIUS' The Morning Mash Up! on Monday.

Barack Hard Abs  —  President-elect Barack Obama is still humble enough to do laundry — ON HIS ABS!  —  Check out B.O. in Hawaii this weekend.  Somehow, the folks over at Bauer Griffin got the pic, despite the 1,400 motorcycles blocking the view.  —  See Also  — Obama and Pickler — Total BFF's

Holly Madison: “I Will Propose” to Criss Angel  —  Things are getting serious between illusionist Criss Angel and Holly Madison, but don't expect him to pop the question any time soon.  —  “I actually made Criss a paper ring, but he won't wear it,” Madison, 28, told Usmagazine.com at Las Vegas club LAX on Friday.

Spencer Pratt: “We Need a Kid ASAP”  —  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt believe their marriage will last for eternity.  —  “Forever and ever and ever!”  Montag gushed on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show on Monday.  —  In fact, the newlyweds, who eloped in Mexico on Nov. 19, already have babies on the brain.

Cam's Man Moves In!  —  She's a notorious man-eater who has made her aversion to matrimony clear ("There are a lot of ways to approach commitment and relationships — and marriage is just one of them," she said in May).  —  But Cameron Diaz, 36, is getting serious with her model beau, and Jennifer Aniston's ex, Paul Sculfor!

‘Entourage’ Star Bashed For Being Diva  —  Actor Jeremy Piven apparently wasn't so popular with his Broadway cast mates in the revival of David Mamet's “Speed the Plow.”  —  After yesterday's matinee, the remaining actors — Raul Esparza and Elizabeth Moss — bashed Piven to their audience after their curtain call.

Pamela Anderson's Lumpy Boobs & Busted Face  —  Pam Anderson made an appearance at a car auction this weekend (seriously) and it was not pretty.  The former Baywatch-beauty's endless plastic surgeries don't seem to be holding up too well.  The smeared on make-up, giant lumpy boobs …

Mayer: no puppy love for Jen's best friends  —  Jennifer Aniston is promoting her new doggy comedy “Marley and Me,” but her real pooches have been temporarily banished to the dog house . . .  thanks to boyfriend John Mayer.  —  “John hates Jen's dogs,” an inside source snitches to us …

Madonna Trades A-Rod for Brazilian Boy Toy  —  Madonna doesn't seem to be suffering her divorce from Guy Ritchie.  In fact, since announcing her separation from her hubby of 8 years, the Material Girl has adjusted right back into her old single-girl pattern of parties and lots of men!

You Can Bank on Britney  —  The bank of Britney Spears has just opened its vault — again.  —  The judge in the conservatorship case has just ruled Jamie, Brit's dad, can get thousands of extra $$$ for the work he's been doing for his daughter.  Jamie was getting $10,000 a month for his fee as the conservator of Brit's estate.

Where Will The Unicorns Frolic?  —  Robert Pattinson's magical forest has been mowed down!  This tragic incident has left dozens of unicorns, fairies and toadstools homeless.  They temporarily set up home inside Princess Zac Efron's perfectly manicured dick bush, but it's just not the same.

‘Sopranos’ actor cleared of murder in NYPD death  —  NEW YORK - Lillo Brancato, who played a bumbling aspiring mobster on “The Sopranos,” was cleared Monday of second-degree murder in the shooting death of an off-duty policeman during a drunken, late-night search for drugs.

Jessica Simpson Having Fun Fattening Up Tony Romo  —  LOS ANGELES — Jessica Simpson is on the rise when it comes to her professional life as she continues to make movies, music, apparel and the recent launch of her second fragrance “Fancy.”  But ever since she hooked up with Dallas QB Tony Romo …

EXCLUSIVE: Check Out The New Teaser Poster From ‘Fast & Furious’!  —  Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.  Vin Diesel and Paul Walker have reunited for “Fast & Furious,” the latest installment of the street-racing “Fast and the Furious” franchise.  —  Joining the pair will be Michelle Rodriguez …

Picture This — Paris Burglar Caught on Tape  —  This could be the most exciting Paris Hilton video since ... well, you know.  —  We've learned the person who broke into Paris Hilton's house last week and allegedly made off with $2 mil in stuff was actually caught on tape by surveillance cams.

Ryan Seacrest's Mom Tells All!  —  Momlogic spoke to Connie, the mother to media-mogul son Ryan Seacrest.  She told us about Ryan as a kid, if she knew he'd be this successful and the best gift she ever got from him ...  Momlogic: Are you involved in Ryan's dating life?