Samantha Ronson Hospitalized, Thanks Fans for Support  —  After a visit to a Los Angeles hospital Sunday afternoon, Samantha Ronson is thanking supporters on her MySpace blog.  —  “Thanks for all your messages,” Ronson, 31, wrote in a post on Sunday.  “I'm home and all good.

Amy's jugs bust  —  BARMY AMY WINEHOUSE stunned elderly tourists by performing an outrageous topless dance on holiday.  —  The Rehab singer bared her breasts for a bizarre balcony boogie in St Lucia.  —  Amy, 25 — who again showed her boobs as she took a dip — was caught on video …

Barack Hard Abs  —  President-elect Barack Obama is still humble enough to do laundry — ON HIS ABS!  —  Check out B.O. in Hawaii this weekend.  Somehow, the folks over at Bauer Griffin got the pic, despite the 1,400 motorcycles blocking the view.  —  See Also  — Obama and Pickler — Total BFF's

‘Entourage’ Star Bashed For Being Diva  —  Actor Jeremy Piven apparently wasn't so popular with his Broadway cast mates in the revival of David Mamet's “Speed the Plow.”  —  After yesterday's matinee, the remaining actors — Raul Esparza and Elizabeth Moss — bashed Piven to their audience after their curtain call.

Holly Madison: “I Will Propose” to Criss Angel  —  Things are getting serious between illusionist Criss Angel and Holly Madison, but don't expect him to pop the question any time soon.  —  “I actually made Criss a paper ring, but he won't wear it,” Madison, 28, told Usmagazine.com at Las Vegas club LAX on Friday.

Spencer Pratt: “We Need a Kid ASAP”  —  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt believe their marriage will last for eternity.  —  “Forever and ever and ever!”  Montag gushed on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show on Monday.  —  In fact, the newlyweds, who eloped in Mexico on Nov. 19, already have babies on the brain.

Cam's Man Moves In!  —  She's a notorious man-eater who has made her aversion to matrimony clear ("There are a lot of ways to approach commitment and relationships — and marriage is just one of them," she said in May).  —  But Cameron Diaz, 36, is getting serious with her model beau, and Jennifer Aniston's ex, Paul Sculfor!

Pamela Anderson's Lumpy Boobs & Busted Face  —  Pam Anderson made an appearance at a car auction this weekend (seriously) and it was not pretty.  The former Baywatch-beauty's endless plastic surgeries don't seem to be holding up too well.  The smeared on make-up, giant lumpy boobs …

Madonna Trades A-Rod for Brazilian Boy Toy  —  Madonna doesn't seem to be suffering her divorce from Guy Ritchie.  In fact, since announcing her separation from her hubby of 8 years, the Material Girl has adjusted right back into her old single-girl pattern of parties and lots of men!

RECESSION FAN  —  MARY-Kate Olsen (above) has found the silver lining in the recession.  A Page Six spy, who recently shared an elevator at Barneys with the diminutive actress, reports Olsen was excited about all the discounted merchandise for the taking.  “It's really sad - the recession is everywhere.

Mayer: no puppy love for Jen's best friends  —  Jennifer Aniston is promoting her new doggy comedy “Marley and Me,” but her real pooches have been temporarily banished to the dog house . . .  thanks to boyfriend John Mayer.  —  “John hates Jen's dogs,” an inside source snitches to us …

Jessica, Ashlee Simpson Celebrate Family Texmas  —  It's going to be a holly-jolly hoedown holiday for Jessica and Ashlee Simpson—and their significant others.  —  Sources tell E! News that Jessica and Dallas Cowboys QB boyfriend Tony Romo and Ashlee and hubby Pete Wentz plan to celebrate Christmas …

Jessica Simpson Having Fun Fattening Up Tony Romo  —  LOS ANGELES — Jessica Simpson is on the rise when it comes to her professional life as she continues to make movies, music, apparel and the recent launch of her second fragrance “Fancy.”  But ever since she hooked up with Dallas QB Tony Romo …

Picture This — Paris Burglar Caught on Tape  —  This could be the most exciting Paris Hilton video since ... well, you know.  —  We've learned the person who broke into Paris Hilton's house last week and allegedly made off with $2 mil in stuff was actually caught on tape by surveillance cams.

Jacko needs lung swap  —  MICHAEL JACKSON is battling a genetic disease that has left him half blind and needing a lung transplant, it was claimed last night.  —  The superstar, 50 — seen in a wheelchair earlier this year — is said to be so frail he can barely speak.

Ryan Seacrest's Mom Tells All!  —  Momlogic spoke to Connie, the mother to media-mogul son Ryan Seacrest.  She told us about Ryan as a kid, if she knew he'd be this successful and the best gift she ever got from him ...  Momlogic: Are you involved in Ryan's dating life?