Amy's jugs bust  —  BARMY AMY WINEHOUSE stunned elderly tourists by performing an outrageous topless dance on holiday.  —  The Rehab singer bared her breasts for a bizarre balcony boogie in St Lucia.  —  Amy, 25 — who again showed her boobs as she took a dip — was caught on video …

Pete Wentz: “I've Tasted” Ashlee's Breast Milk  —  TMI Alert, Take 2!  —  Following up on his raunchy December 16 interview with Howard Stern, Pete Wentz revealed that wife Ashlee Simpson's breast milk tastes “soury” and “weird” on SIRIUS' The Morning Mash Up! on Monday.

You Can Bank on Britney  —  The bank of Britney Spears has just opened its vault — again.  —  The judge in the conservatorship case has just ruled Jamie, Brit's dad, can get thousands of extra $$$ for the work he's been doing for his daughter.  Jamie was getting $10,000 a month for his fee as the conservator of Brit's estate.

Spencer Pratt: “We Need a Kid ASAP”  —  Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt believe their marriage will last for eternity.  —  “Forever and ever and ever!”  Montag gushed on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show on Monday.  —  In fact, the newlyweds, who eloped in Mexico on Nov. 19, already have babies on the brain.

Holly Madison: “I Will Propose” to Criss Angel  —  Things are getting serious between illusionist Criss Angel and Holly Madison, but don't expect him to pop the question any time soon.  —  “I actually made Criss a paper ring, but he won't wear it,” Madison, 28, told Usmagazine.com at Las Vegas club LAX on Friday.

‘Sopranos’ Actor Cleared Of Murder  —  NEW YORK — Lillo Brancato, who played a bumbling aspiring mobster on “The Sopranos,” was cleared Monday of second-degree murder in the shooting death of an off-duty policeman during a drunken, late-night search for drugs.

Cue the Ewoks, Star Wars Hits the Stage  —  Los Angeles (E! Online) - A long time from now, in a galaxy far, far away...the Star Wars money machine will still be cranking.  —  Not content with seven feature films or myriad TV spinoffs ranging from the current Clone Wars cartoon series …

EXCLUSIVE: Check Out The New Teaser Poster From ‘Fast & Furious’!  —  Ladies and gentlemen, start your engines.  Vin Diesel and Paul Walker have reunited for “Fast & Furious,” the latest installment of the street-racing “Fast and the Furious” franchise.  —  Joining the pair will be Michelle Rodriguez …

Cam's Man Moves In!  —  She's a notorious man-eater who has made her aversion to matrimony clear ("There are a lot of ways to approach commitment and relationships — and marriage is just one of them," she said in May).  —  But Cameron Diaz, 36, is getting serious with her model beau, and Jennifer Aniston's ex, Paul Sculfor!

Barack Hard Abs  —  President-elect Barack Obama is still humble enough to do laundry — ON HIS ABS!  —  Check out B.O. in Hawaii this weekend.  Somehow, the folks over at Bauer Griffin got the pic, despite the 1,400 motorcycles blocking the view.  —  See Also  — Obama and Pickler — Total BFF's

Ashlee Simpson Returns to Her Roots  —  Ashlee Simpson stepped out of the salon this weekend debuting a much blonder do!  The starlet has been loving her bright red locks, but now she's back to looking even more like her sister.  The new mom's been out and about recently as she gets …

Review: Cruise distractingly bad in ‘Valkyrie’  —  Much ado has been made about “Valkyrie,” starring Tom Cruise as would-be Hitler assassin Col. Claus von Stauffenberg.  —  There is the release date, which has been moved around several times until finally being set for Christmas …

Samantha Ronson Hospitalized, Thanks Fans for Support  —  After a visit to a Los Angeles hospital Sunday afternoon, Samantha Ronson is thanking supporters on her MySpace blog.  —  “Thanks for all your messages,” Ronson, 31, wrote in a post on Sunday.  “I'm home and all good.

Madonna Trades A-Rod for Brazilian Boy Toy  —  Madonna doesn't seem to be suffering her divorce from Guy Ritchie.  In fact, since announcing her separation from her hubby of 8 years, the Material Girl has adjusted right back into her old single-girl pattern of parties and lots of men!

Kirsten Dunst Ho-Ho-Holds Back Alleged Stalker  —  Kirsten Dunst got an early Christmas gift.  —  A Los Angeles judge has granted the Bring It On star a permanent protective order against the man who paid an unannounced, unwanted visit to Dunst's Hollywood home professing a “spiritual connection” with her.

Mayer: no puppy love for Jen's best friends  —  Jennifer Aniston is promoting her new doggy comedy “Marley and Me,” but her real pooches have been temporarily banished to the dog house . . .  thanks to boyfriend John Mayer.  —  “John hates Jen's dogs,” an inside source snitches to us …

Picture This — Paris Burglar Caught on Tape  —  This could be the most exciting Paris Hilton video since ... well, you know.  —  We've learned the person who broke into Paris Hilton's house last week and allegedly made off with $2 mil in stuff was actually caught on tape by surveillance cams.