Lance Armstrong To Be A Father Again!!!!!!!!  —  Not only is he returning to racing, but he's also gonna be a dad for the fourth time.  —  Lance Armstrong has super sperm!  —  Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the multiple Tour De France winner is expecting a child with his girlfriend, a non celeb.

HOLIDAY WISHES … 471 COMMENTS SO FAR...  I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!  I have a 3 year old little boy as well.  He's my life and I'm so happy things are going well for you again!  —  You and your family will be in my prayers!

UNCOUPLING  —  BOTH Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have recently been photographed without their wedding rings, but the marital discord apparently started much earlier.  Despite the fact that the couple renewed its vows in October, a source tells Page Six that Lopez used to send her assistant …

Spencer Pratt Refuses to Legalize Wedding  —  In the final minutes of The Hills season finale, Spencer nixed his plan to legalize his Mexican wedding to Heidi Montag - at least for now.  —  After eloping in a Mexican ceremony on November 19, Heidi and Spencer both vowed to make their union legal stateside.

Paris Suspects Burglar Was No Stranger to Her Home, Asks for Jewelry's Safe Return  —  Having viewed her home surveillance tapes, Paris Hilton doesn't think a stranger is responsible for burglarizing her Sherman Oaks, Calif., abode.  —  “I think whoever did this, definitely has been there before …

A Car As Fugly As Its Owner  —  This is the kind of utter s**t that is created when you give a worthless slut with a 4-year-old's brain tons of money.  Wonky McValtrex took a perfectly good Bentley and doused it in Pepto-Bismal diarrhea.  The Daily Mail says Wonky's new pink short bus cost her stupid ass $200,000.

ScarJo Blows Nose, Raises Thousands  —  Scarlett Johansson has turned her head cold into a charitable event, with her used tissue selling for a whopping $5,300 on eBay!  “The Spirit” star was ill while promoting her new movie on the “Tonight Show with Jay Leno.”

Lily Allen is Topless Too  —  Not content to let her tabloid headline rival, Amy Winehouse, get all the toplessness attention, Lily Allen went topless too on her holiday.  Now, don't get me wrong, Lily Allen is definitely a whole hell of a lot nicer to look at than Amy Winehouse …

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH television newsman is said to be having an affair with his female executive producer?  She's getting a divorce, but it's still a bit sticky . . . WHICH gay Broadway director made the most of it when one of his principal actors left the show?

Michael Jackson silences rumours of money trouble by renting a $100,000 a month mansion … There have been persistent rumours of bankruptcy and threats of foreclosure on his Neverland ranch.  —  And when an auction to sell off his treasures was announced, it seemed that Michael Jackson was teetering on the brink of financial ruin.

Neighbours want Kidman to take her yacht away with her  —  It is one of Sydney's most prestigious apartment buildings, right on the harbour and home to a clutch of local celebrities, including, until recently, Nicole Kidman.  Problem is, when the Hollywood star sold up, she left her A$4.5m …

Now Lily's in a foreign jugs bust  —  It didn't take long for the Smile singer to get stuck into one of her favourite pastimes, topless sunbathing, on the beach.  —  Wearing just a pair of blue bikini-bottoms, Lily was pictured laughing with a pal and sipping a drink.

DOUBLING DOWN  —  MGM GOES FOR BROKE ON AD CAMPAIGN FOR CRUISE FILM  —  Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer is spending twice the usual amount to market Tom Cruise's “Valkyrie,” in an effort to give it a fighting chance when it opens at the box office Christmas day.  —  “Valkyrie” [Read the review here] …

Danielle unwraps her gifts  —  The Scouse glamour girl shows off her bumper curves in her festive smalls, but doesn't keep them on for long.  —  To see more pics, click below.  —  You can always bank on Dani to sex up Christmas and she's repaid our faith handsomely.

Rayver and Shaina to star in the TV remake of “Twilight”  —  Rayver Cruz will star as Edward Cullen and Shaina Magdayao as Isabella Swan in the local television version “Twilight.”  The hit vampire novel has been bought by ABS-CBN has bought for more than US$1 million with Ignite Media as co producer.