Lance Armstrong To Be A Father Again!!!!!!!!  —  Not only is he returning to racing, but he's also gonna be a dad for the fourth time.  —  Lance Armstrong has super sperm!  —  Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the multiple Tour De France winner is expecting a child with his girlfriend, a non celeb.

UNCOUPLING  —  BOTH Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have recently been photographed without their wedding rings, but the marital discord apparently started much earlier.  Despite the fact that the couple renewed its vows in October, a source tells Page Six that Lopez used to send her assistant …

Spencer Had Visions Of Heidi's Mom “Killing Me in my Sleep”  —  Despite having eloped in a secret ceremony in Mexico last month, Spencer Pratt refused to make his marriage to Heidi Montag official during Monday night's season finale of the The Hills.  —  “I just want to give you the wedding …

Caught in the Act!  —  Haylie and Hilary Duff  —  • Hilary and Haylie Duff, spending some quality sister time at New York's SUSHISAMBA park.  Braving the snowy conditions, the sisters dined on yellowtail tiradito, palmito salad and sea bass anticucho.  The pop star rounded out her meal with a private tour of the kitchen.

Danielle unwraps her gifts  —  The Scouse glamour girl shows off her bumper curves in her festive smalls, but doesn't keep them on for long.  —  To see more pics, click below.  —  You can always bank on Dani to sex up Christmas and she's repaid our faith handsomely.

Lily Allen is Topless Too  —  Not content to let her tabloid headline rival, Amy Winehouse, get all the toplessness attention, Lily Allen went topless too on her holiday.  Now, don't get me wrong, Lily Allen is definitely a whole hell of a lot nicer to look at than Amy Winehouse …

Kendra Wilkinson Sets Wedding Date with Her ‘Perfect Match’  —  It's official: Kendra Wilkinson will marry NFL player Hank Baskett on June 27 at the Playboy Mansion.  —  The Girl Next Door, 23, is waiting for Baskett's season to be over so he can help with wedding details.

HOLIDAY WISHES … 471 COMMENTS SO FAR...  I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!  I have a 3 year old little boy as well.  He's my life and I'm so happy things are going well for you again!  —  You and your family will be in my prayers!

How Will Brit Spend New Year's?  —  ExtraTV reports two of the rumors:  —  1. Britney Spears will spend New Year's Eve at home with her sons Sean Preston and Jayden James...  2. The “Womanizer” singer will perform at the Palms in Sin City on NYE to ring in '09...  And X17 brings you possibility #3.

DOUBLING DOWN  —  MGM GOES FOR BROKE ON AD CAMPAIGN FOR CRUISE FILM  —  Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer is spending twice the usual amount to market Tom Cruise's “Valkyrie,” in an effort to give it a fighting chance when it opens at the box office Christmas day.  —  “Valkyrie” [Read the review here] …

‘Avatar’ might be too cool  —  The buzz surrounding James Cameron's big-budget return to science fiction has been nothing short of awe-inspiring.  The film, a mix of CGI and live action using new techniques Cameron himself helped to develop, was shot with a special 3-D camera (also developed by Cameron).

Vintage Mah Boo  —  Christmas has come a little early thanks to a beautiful angel who sent me these pictures of The Silver Fox during his high school days at Dalton.  Well, he was more like a brown fox then.  The silver came when he first got his shiny star tickled by the tongue.

Scarlett Johansson's used tissue finds a buyer on eBay  —  The tissue is being auctioned by US chat show Tonight with Jay Leno  —  A tissue used by Scarlett Johansson has been sold for $5,300 (£3,600) on auction website eBay.  —  The actress was appearing on US talk show Tonight …

Mad Men's Anne Dudek Welcomes a Son  —  Anne Dudek of Mad Men and her husband, painter Matthew Heller, are parents of their first child, a son.  —  Akiva was born Dec. 14 and weighed 7 lbs., 7 oz., a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.  —  Dudek, 33, whose character was killed off of House last season …

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH television newsman is said to be having an affair with his female executive producer?  She's getting a divorce, but it's still a bit sticky . . . WHICH gay Broadway director made the most of it when one of his principal actors left the show?

Eww!  Pete Wentz has tried wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz's breast milk  —  Cringe overload!  —  First rocker Pete Wentz told us he likes wearing sis-in-law Jessica Simpson's shoes.  Then last week he revealed all about his “awesome” sex life with wife Ashlee ... and NOW he wants us to know he's tasted her breast milk.

Now Lily's in a foreign jugs bust  —  It didn't take long for the Smile singer to get stuck into one of her favourite pastimes, topless sunbathing, on the beach.  —  Wearing just a pair of blue bikini-bottoms, Lily was pictured laughing with a pal and sipping a drink.