Lance Armstrong To Be A Father Again!!!!!!!!  —  Not only is he returning to racing, but he's also gonna be a dad for the fourth time.  —  Lance Armstrong has super sperm!  —  Sources reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com that the multiple Tour De France winner is expecting a child with his girlfriend, a non celeb.

HOLIDAY WISHES … 471 COMMENTS SO FAR...  I hope you all have a Merry Christmas!  I have a 3 year old little boy as well.  He's my life and I'm so happy things are going well for you again!  —  You and your family will be in my prayers!

Spencer Had Visions Of Heidi's Mom “Killing Me in my Sleep”  —  Despite having eloped in a secret ceremony in Mexico last month, Spencer Pratt refused to make his marriage to Heidi Montag official during Monday night's season finale of the The Hills.  —  “I just want to give you the wedding …

Caught in the Act!  —  Haylie and Hilary Duff  —  • Hilary and Haylie Duff, spending some quality sister time at New York's SUSHISAMBA park.  Braving the snowy conditions, the sisters dined on yellowtail tiradito, palmito salad and sea bass anticucho.  The pop star rounded out her meal with a private tour of the kitchen.

Danielle unwraps her gifts  —  The Scouse glamour girl shows off her bumper curves in her festive smalls, but doesn't keep them on for long.  —  To see more pics, click below.  —  You can always bank on Dani to sex up Christmas and she's repaid our faith handsomely.

Lily Allen is Topless Too  —  Not content to let her tabloid headline rival, Amy Winehouse, get all the toplessness attention, Lily Allen went topless too on her holiday.  Now, don't get me wrong, Lily Allen is definitely a whole hell of a lot nicer to look at than Amy Winehouse …

Jennifer Hudson Set to Perform for First Time Since Family Murders  —  Jennifer Hudson has been announced to be among the Grammy nominees who'll sing the songs of Neil Diamond at February's MusiCares Person of the Year gala.  —  The Grammy week event could mark the first public appearance …

Beyonce Voted The #1 Best Dressed Celebrity Of 2008  —  Miami, FL (CNS) - If she were a boy, she probably wouldn't have made our list at all (the guys closest to the Top 10 were Kanye West and David Beckham).  But Beyonce shook herself all the way to #1 with readers voting her the #1 Best Dressed Celebrity of 2008.

Kendra Wilkinson Sets Wedding Date with Her ‘Perfect Match’  —  It's official: Kendra Wilkinson will marry NFL player Hank Baskett on June 27 at the Playboy Mansion.  —  The Girl Next Door, 23, is waiting for Baskett's season to be over so he can help with wedding details.

‘Avatar’ might be too cool  —  The buzz surrounding James Cameron's big-budget return to science fiction has been nothing short of awe-inspiring.  The film, a mix of CGI and live action using new techniques Cameron himself helped to develop, was shot with a special 3-D camera (also developed by Cameron).

DOUBLING DOWN  —  MGM GOES FOR BROKE ON AD CAMPAIGN FOR CRUISE FILM  —  Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer is spending twice the usual amount to market Tom Cruise's “Valkyrie,” in an effort to give it a fighting chance when it opens at the box office Christmas day.  —  “Valkyrie” [Read the review here] …

Vintage Mah Boo  —  Christmas has come a little early thanks to a beautiful angel who sent me these pictures of The Silver Fox during his high school days at Dalton.  Well, he was more like a brown fox then.  The silver came when he first got his shiny star tickled by the tongue.

Mad Men's Anne Dudek Welcomes a Son  —  Anne Dudek of Mad Men and her husband, painter Matthew Heller, are parents of their first child, a son.  —  Akiva was born Dec. 14 and weighed 7 lbs., 7 oz., a rep for the actress tells PEOPLE.  —  Dudek, 33, whose character was killed off of House last season …

Eww!  Pete Wentz has tried wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz's breast milk  —  Cringe overload!  —  First rocker Pete Wentz told us he likes wearing sis-in-law Jessica Simpson's shoes.  Then last week he revealed all about his “awesome” sex life with wife Ashlee ... and NOW he wants us to know he's tasted her breast milk.

A Car As Fugly As Its Owner  —  This is the kind of utter s**t that is created when you give a worthless slut with a 4-year-old's brain tons of money.  Wonky McValtrex took a perfectly good Bentley and doused it in Pepto-Bismal diarrhea.  The Daily Mail says Wonky's new pink short bus cost her stupid ass $200,000.

Now Lily's in a foreign jugs bust  —  It didn't take long for the Smile singer to get stuck into one of her favourite pastimes, topless sunbathing, on the beach.  —  Wearing just a pair of blue bikini-bottoms, Lily was pictured laughing with a pal and sipping a drink.

JUST ASKING  —  WHICH television newsman is said to be having an affair with his female executive producer?  She's getting a divorce, but it's still a bit sticky . . . WHICH gay Broadway director made the most of it when one of his principal actors left the show?

Simon Cowell is a Shirtless Skiier  —  American Idol judge Simon Cowell flexes his shirtless pecs and rides his jet ski with his former beau, Sinitta, in Barbados on Monday.  —  The 49-year-old Englishman really loves his jet ski!  This exact time last year, he was also in Barbados having …