No Joke — Dane Cook's Brother Steals Him Blind  —  Talk about keeping it in the family — sources tell TMZ Dane Cook's brother (who was also his business manager) has been arrested for allegedly stealing millions from the comedian.  —  Darryl McCauley — who was in charge …

Cover Story: No More Babies for Angie!  —  They are reportedly heading to Ethiopa to add another orphan to their well-loved brood, but as Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt await this seventh child, they're struggling with the news that they may never have another biological baby, sources say.

Jen Aniston to Celebrate New Year's in Mexico with Arquettes  —  Jennifer Aniston plans to toast the New Year with some old friends in Mexico - and it looks like she won't have to travel far for a New Year's Eve kiss.  —  The star of the Christmas box office record holder Marley & Me arrived …

Madoff's Latest Victims: Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick  —  The crap thing about being Kevin Bacon, it turns out, is that sometimes you find yourself six degrees from the wrong kind of guy.  Such as, for instance, Bernie Madoff.  We'd heard that along with Hollywood boldfacers Jeffrey Katzenberg …

Britney Spears exclusive: Womanizer star dating Bollywood dance instructor  —  Britney Spears has dated some fast movers and now she's been swept off her feet by another - a Bollywood dance instructor.  —  The Toxic star has been seeing Sandip Soparrkar, who choreographed her raunchy Womanizer video.

No Bones About It, Nicole Richie Looks Great  —  It's amazing what two years, a DUI, 82 minutes in jail and a baby can do for a gal.  —  Motherhood — and eating — definitely agree with Nicole Richie.  —  See Also  — Nicole Richie: In Cold Blood  — She's In, She's Out

Jessica Simpson Rushes to Injured Tony's Side  —  Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo may be feeling the pain from torn cartilage in his ribs - not to mention his team's blistering loss to the Philadelphia Eagles over the weekend - but he does have one thing going for him: Jessica Simpson.

Lindsay & Samantha Hit South Beach  —  Samantha Ronson (left) and Lindsay Lohan  —  How did Samantha Ronson bounce back from her recent hospital visit for exhaustion?  By enjoying lots of R&R and avoiding airport restaurants, the deejay tells PEOPLE.  —  “I'm doing much better,” …

Robert Pattinson Defends Heath Ledger  —  No laughing matter!  —  According to a witness at the No on H8 show at The ­Improv in Hollywood on Dec. 16, Twilight star Robert Pattinson, 22, booed a comic who said, “Here's my impression of Heath Ledger,” then collapsed and began faking convulsions.

Eddie's Beverly Hills rock  —  But he struck gold on this occasion when he found himself on a yacht in the company of two sexy babes.  —  Naturally, the attention-obsessed star wasn't content with charming the hotties simply with conversation.  —  So he unveiled an acoustic guitar and serenaded the giggly pair.

Mia Farrow's adopted daughter Lark dies  —  Actress Mia Farrow has lost the first of her brood.  —  Lark Previn, the Vietnamese-born adopted daughter of Farrow and musician Andre Previn, died on Christmas Day, the medical examiner said Monday.  —  Lark Previn, 35, a mother of two girls, had been ailing for a decade.

NYPD Fears Jonas Brothers ‘Mob Scene’ on New Year's  —  They may be nothing more than three skinny teenagers with nice hair, but they've struck fear into the hearts of New York City's finest.  —  The New York Police Department - which has heroically handled terrorist attacks …

Tom Cruise: “I Want 10 Children” With Katie  —  If Tom Cruise has his way, Suri could have a lot of little brothers and sisters.  —  “I want 10 children.  I love kids,” the Valkyrie star says in an interview with UK's The Sun.  —  Cruise, 46, is also dad to Connor, 13, and Isabella, 16, his adopted children with ex Nicole Kidman.

Jamie Lynn Decoy Pissed — May Sue Los Angeles  —  TMZ has learned the L.A. Airport Police and the City of Los Angeles may end up getting sued over a bungled attempt to protect Britney Spears' sister, Jamie Lynn.  —  Last September 11, when Jamie Lynn flew to Los Angeles …

Ed Hardy's Wife's Ass In A Bikini  —  Designer Christian Audigier took some time off from his busy schedule creating hats for retarded people to relax on the beach with his wife Ira in Miami.  I haven't decided if she's hot or not, her body looks great but her face is hidden by those giant sunglasses.

Celeb Heat Index: Britney is No. 1 for another year  —  In good times and in bad, in sickness and in health, the entertainment media's love affair with Britney Spears continued throughout 2008.  —  The pop star ranks No. 1 for the year in USA TODAY's Celebrity Heat Index …

Party girl Paris defends Australian shopping spree  —  SYDNEY (AFP) - American socialite Paris Hilton has declared herself a saviour who shops for the greater good in tight economic times.  —  In Sydney to host an exclusive New Year's dance party, the 27-year-old heir to the Hilton hotel fortune …

P. Diddy offers $15 cab fare for revelers  —  Rap impresario and vodka pitchman Sean (Diddy) Combs wants New Yorkers to party on New Year's Eve, so he's offering to pay for the cab-fare to help tipsy revelers get home safe.  —  The hip-hop honcho and Ciroc premium vodka will announce Tuesday …