EXCLUSIVE: BRITNEY AND BOYS BEFORE BRYAN'S WEDDING  —  Check out these awesome pictures of Britney, her mom Lynne and her boys Jayden James and Sean Preston!  —  The photos were taken just before they all headed out to brother Bryan's Louisiana wedding on New Year's Eve!

WITH A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED NEW FILM—AND A PERSONAL LIFE THAT'S ALMOST SINGLE-HANDEDLY KEEPING THE TABLOIDS IN BUSINESS—BRAD PITT IS MASTERING THE ART OF SUPERSTARDOM.  —  To be Brad Pitt is to know the bowels of hotels: the hidden mazes of back entrances, subterranean passages …

Josh & Sean are no 'Milk'-toasts  —  “Milk” stars Sean Penn and Josh Brolin charbroiled each other at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards Monday night, turning the gala into a rip-roaring roast.  —  Penn started the scorching as he presented Brolin with the evening's Best Supporting Actor award.

“Lost” Star Battles Baby Mama and Gets Kid  —  Naveen Andrews has just left family court with his son, and the baby mama is sitting on the courthouse steps bawling.  —  The “Lost” star and Elena Eustache, the mother of three-year-old Naveen Joshua, were in L.A. County Superior Court …

GOOP: It's a portal into Gwyneth Paltrow's life  —  Actress Gwyneth Paltrow, 36, a veteran of the silver screen, is making her latest debut on your computer screen.  The actress, activist, wife and mother is sharing her take on living with GOOP.com, a lifestyle newsletter and website.

CARMEN ELECTRA - ELECTRA'S COAT HANGER SEX FUN  —  Sexy CARMEN ELECTRA uses wire coat hangers to ramp up her sex life!  —  The actress/model refuses to go into details about how she uses her homemade sex aids, but admits she's found a hot new use for hangers.  —  She teases, “A little pleasure, a little pain.

Jennifer Garner has a baby girl  —  Hey, remember Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck?  Me neither, but apparently they had some sort of kid yesterday, according to People: … Since I'm devilishly handsome, I happen to have the name of Jennifer and Ben's new baby girl right here.

Lisa Rinna: “I Looked Like a Freak”  —  This celeb mom opens up about her kids, her husband, and her plastic surgery regrets.  —  The hot dancing mom — who will soon host TV Guide's red carpet Golden Globe coverage — spoke to momlogic about her surgery regrets, why she put her daughters …

Rotten Tuna: Drew Barrymore  —  Well, today we only got one “Rotten Tuna” and that's Drew Barrymore.  I haven't seen her for ages.  I thought she was banging the Apple dude, or some no-name rock band member, or whichever dude happened to say hello to her that given day.

DEBT ZONE  —  FANTASIA IGNORES SHERIFF'S AUCTION PLEA; 5 DAYS TO GO  —  CHARLOTTE, NC - Fantasia Barrino - who faces the loss of her $1.3 million home here in a debtor's auction set for noon Monday - is apparently ignoring the looming legal threat, officials told The Post yesterday.

Jennifer Love Hewitt Having a ‘Tough Time’ After Breakup  —  Jennifer Love Hewitt  —  Jennifer Love Hewitt is back to work, but a source on the set of her hit show The Ghost Whisperer says the actress is “having a tough time” in the wake of her breakup with fiancé Ross McCall.

Travolta Memorial Small, Sans Stars  —  We made dozens of calls yesterday re: Jett Travolta's memorial service and it appears the stars will not be flocking to Ocala, Florida.  —  From all signs, the service will be relatively small and held at the home of John Travolta and Kelly Preston.

Porn Kings to D.C. - Help Us Through Hard Times  —  Joe Francis and Larry Flynt claim the economy has made America's sexual appetite go limp, so they're going to the one place where sex is always rampant — Congress.  —  Flynt (the “Hustler” guy) and Francis (the “Girls Gone Wild” dude) …

Biggest Loser Champ Michelle Is Engaged!  —  Nine days after Michelle Aguilar won NBC's The Biggest Loser, her boyfriend of four months, Matthew Whitehead, popped the question, she tells Us Weekly in its latest issue (on stands now).  —  “I was so shocked!” she tells Us.  —  See photos of celebs who wed last year.

Cindy Crawford Issues Miley Cyrus Ban on Daughter  —  Cindy Crawford has banned her daughter from watching Hannah Montana.  —  The supermodel believes Kaya, 7, will become “sassy” if she starts watching the Miley Cyrus-starring Disney show.  —  Cindy says, “I love Hannah Montana, but she (daughter) learns to be sassy from that show.

McG to direct Disney's ‘Nemo’  —  ‘20,000 Leagues’ being fast tracked by studio  —  Disney has set McG to direct “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: Captain Nemo,” a family film that is being fast tracked by the studio.  —  McG, who most recently helmed “Terminator: Salvation,” had multiple studios vying for his next slot.

‘Sex and the City’ Stars Confirmed for Sequel  —  Despite recent reports that Carrie Bradshaw and her Big Apple brood may not be reuniting for the highly-anticipated sequel to last year's hit “Sex and the City” film, inside sources have told Tarts otherwise.

Patrick Swayze: I May Only Live “Two Years”  —  Patrick Swayze - who was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer last year - says he may have only two years to live.  —  On ABC's Patrick Swayze: The Truth (airing tonight, 10 p.m. ET), Swayze, 56, tells Barbara Walters he has already has defied survival rates …