Kimora Lee Simmons, Djimon Hounsou Expecting a Baby!  —  Kimora Lee Simmons and actor Djimon Hounsou are expecting their first child together, a source close to the couple tells Usmagazine.com.  —  See photos of the cutest babies born in 2008.  —  Simmons, 33, has two daughters, Ming Lee …

NO DANCING!  —  SEN. John McCain might regret choosing Sarah Palin as his running mate, but an even worse decision will deprive his fellow Americans of what would have been the best season of “Dancing With the Stars” ever.  Our impeccably placed source says, “Just before Thanksgiving …

Piven's Fish Line Doesn't Fly with Producers  —  TMZ has learned Jeremy Piven's mercury-poisoning story isn't holding water with the producers of his show — and they've filed an official grievance with Actors' Equity, the union that handles Broadway stars.  —  In a statement …

Caught!  Jennifer Steps Out With Another Man!  —  Jennifer Aniston was surely looking as if she was doing something, or someone, naughty last night at Chateau Marmont.  An utterly radiant, glowing, just-washed-that-hanger-  —  on-stinky-pop-star-outta-my- fabulously-coiffed hair Jen was dashing down to the valet last night giggling.

Beyonce Reveals Inauguration Song  —  Beyonce Knowles has revealed the song she'll sing for Barack and Michelle Obama's first dance on inauguration night Tuesday.  —  “I am so honored that I will be performing for President Obama and the First Lady,” she says in a statement to Entertainment Tonight.

Britney Spears Shows Off Killer Abs in Tour Photo  —  Britney's definitely got her body back.  —  Spears, 27, shows off killer abs in a new tour rehearsal photo posted on her Web site Friday.  In other photos (taken Monday night), the singer (in Lisa Kline J'aime Drawsting Pants) …

Exclusive: Pete and Ashlee escape to ‘CSI: NY’  —  If there were any lingering doubts as to which of the three CSIs was the most stunt happy, this next story should erase them: Sources confirm to me exclusively that ubiquitous real-life couple Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and Pete Wentz just closed a deal to guest star on CSI: NY.

Nude Madonna Photo Goes on Auction Block  —  Madonna  —  A full-frontal photograph of Madonna taken in 1979 without any material on the Material Girl and then later published in Playboy is going public - for a price.  —  Christie's auction house in New York, which will hold its sale Feb. 12 …

Superskinny Lohan goes out for pizza and a bagload of snacks... that should bring back her vanishing curves … Lindsay Lohan stepped out looking much thinner again alarming fans.  —  But judging by the actress's supermarket sweep she appears to keen to get her missing curves back.

Ellen Finally Gets Her Man: George Clooney  —  Baseball greats Joe Morgan, left, and Johnny Bench, with George Clooney and Ellen DeGeneres  —  All season long, since moving into new headquarters on the Warner Bros. lot, Ellen DeGeneres has had one goal in mind: get George Clooney on the show.

LOVE'S ANTI-SEMITIC RAVINGS  —  COURTNEY Love claims she's not taking drugs anymore, but you wouldn't know it from comments she made in the Jewish magazine Heeb.  Love, whose mother is Jewish but who describes herself as Buddhist, says of ex-husband Kurt Cobain's legacy …

I Hope She Does “Single Ladies”  —  The Associated Press has confirmed that Beyonce will sing Barack and Michelle Obama's first dance on inauguration night.  That's if Solange doesn't break out of the basement, hitchhike to DC and throw spaghetti sauce all over Sasha Fierce so that Aretha Franklin will mistake her for the main course.

VIDEO: Jerry O'Connell Debuts His Twin Girls  —  Jerry O'Connell is one proud papa.  So proud, in fact, that the actor cannot help but show off baby pictures on national television.  —  “I don't want to be one of those guys who is like, ‘Look at my babies,’ ” O'Connell, 34, said …

‘Drug-crazed idiot’ Boy George jailed for 15 months for chaining male escort to wall and beating him … Boy George was sentenced to 15 months jail today for handcuffing a male escort to a wall and beating him with a metal chain.  —  The 47-year-old former Culture Club singer …

Mira Sorvino Breaks Teeth on Set of Miniseries - Literally  —  Mira Sorvino is learning the life of a female Indiana Jones can be little dangerous.  During the filming of her new NBC miniseries The Last Templar in Morocco, she studied karate, did her own stunts - and broke five teeth.

In Case You Blacked It Out The First Time: Lily Allen's Third Nipple  —  I've seen Lily Allen's greatest accomplishment, her third nipple, when she flashed it on her talk show a little while ago, but she did it again in some interview.  The Dutch dude asked her about it, so she gave it up and showed him the goods.

Casey Affleck helming Joaquin Phoenix docu  —  Film to track actor-turned-rapper's musical career  —  Casey Affleck will track the musical career of Joaquin Phoenix behind the lens of a camera.  —  Affleck is directing a documentary feature on Phoenix, his friend and fellow actor …

Nick Nolte's “Capital” Offense  —  Bank issues credit card bearing image of actor's iconic mug shot  —  What's in your wallet?  Well, for a couple of days this week, the billfold of an Oklahoma man contained a Capital One credit card bearing the iconic Nick Nolte mug shot.