PARIS IS STAR OF DUMB-DANCE  —  SUNDANCE has gone from being a classy Independent-film festival to a week full of D-listers making fools of themselves.  —  Paris Hilton, who seems to have no interest at all in movies, is even being shunned by her sister.  “Nicky can't stand Paris' new BFF …

“Gossip Girl” Divorce Gets Even Nastier  —  Kelly Rutherford, who plays Lily van der Woodsen on “Gossip Girl,” claims her husband is ominous, violent and bad news for their kid.  —  Rutherford filed legal papers that the judge will consider tomorrow in a showdown hearing.

Marcia Cross's Husband Is Battling Cancer  —  Tom Mahoney (left) and Marcia Cross  —  Marcia Cross's husband, stockbroker Tom Mahoney, has been diagnosed with cancer, PEOPLE exclusively confirms.  —  “He is currently under treatment and is responding very well,” the actress's rep Heidi Slan says.

Michelle Obama Dressed By Cuban American  —  As you've probably seen by now, the new First Lady, Michelle Obama, was wearing a sparkling yellow, knee-length dress along with a matching coat on Inauguration Day.  —  And we've just found out that the dress was made by one of our fellow Cuban Americans!

BRAD AND HIS BOOZE  —  Does Brad Pitt have an affinity for the sauce?  —  The 45-year-old recently sneaked booze out of his favourite Italian restaurant in Berlin, aptly titled Vino e Cucina (wine and cooking), and then made off with a bottle of beer after leaving Cinestar where his film …

In bed with the Beckhams: Now David and Victoria appear together in an Armani ad … First they conquered England and America, now the Beckhams have made it big in Italy thanks to the unveiling of a giant billboard in central Milan today.  —  David and Victoria have peeled off …

Britney Spears signs £10m deal to write autobiography  —  Critics have been quick to write-off Britney Spears whenever her life has threatened to spiral out of control - but this time she's beaten them to it!  —  The ink should soon be dry on a £10million publishing deal …

Coroner: Dakota Culkin ‘Likely Impaired’ by Alcohol Before Crash  —  Macaulay Culkin with his sister Dakota.  —  Dakota Culkin, who died after being accidentally struck by a car Dec. 9 in Los Angeles, was “more than likely impaired due to alcohol,” Lt. Fred Corral of the Los Angeles County Department of Coroner tells PEOPLE.

Marisa Miller Nipple Slip Bikini Pictures  —  Oh hello!  The bikini is the greatest invention ever because of one fact: It doesn't actually work.  So prone is the bikini to falling off, that you are pretty much guaranteed a nipple slip.  And on that note, I give you these Marisa Miller nipple slip bikini pictures.

Shia LaBeouf's Driver's License Suspended  —  Shia LaBeouf,Arrests,Celebrities, Courts  —  Shia LaBeouf's driver's license has been suspended, as a result of his July 2008 car crash, Access Hollywood has learned.  —  The suspension, which took effect January 17, 2009, is the result of LaBeouf's …

Obama Girls Go Nuts for Miley Cyrus, Jonas Bros at Inaugural Concert  —  The night before becoming America's next first daughters, Malia and Sasha Obama got toasted by tweens.  —  Miley Cyrus, Demi Lovato and the Jonas Brothers were among the acts that performed at the Kids' Inaugural Concert …

Rotten Tuna: Eva Longoria  —  Today's “Rotten Tuna” is Eva Longoria.  If there's one thing that's a major turn off on a chick it's a stupid looking hat.  What's even more of a turn off is Eva Longoria wearing a stupid looking hat.  And if that doesn't put your turtle back in its shell, how about those loose-fitting tapered jeans?