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2:37 AM ET, January 30, 2009

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TMZ.com:
Neighbor to Ashton — Butch It Up  —  The man who is building the house that caused Ashton Kutcher to melt down says the actor is acting “silly.”  —  Bruce Goldsmith, a screenwriter, says he's “startled” that Kutcher went crazy this morning at 7:30 AM, complaining of noise at Goldsmith's construction site.
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Paul McCartney / The Huffington Post:
Ashton Kutcher Rails Against “F**king Jacka**” Neighbor (VIDEO)
Discussion: Cele|bitchy and CandyKirby.com
Perez Hilton:
Ashton Kutcher's Life Is Soooooo Hard
Discussion: Blahgirls
People.com:
Anna Faris Gets Engaged!  —  The House Bunny star Anna Faris will tie the knot with actor Chris Pratt of Bride Wars, her rep confirms to PEOPLE.  —  “They got engaged late last year,” says the rep. No further details were released.  —  In August, Faris told PEOPLE of the 29-year-old Pratt, “He's awesome.
Marnie / American Idol:
Clarification From Louisville Auditions  —  We apologize to any viewers who were offended by the misinterpretation of the contestant's comment to “be careful” upon completion of his audition in Louisville, KY. Our visits to audition cities are relatively brief and sometimes regional greetings and salutations are lost in translation.
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Mandi Illuzzi / Us Weekly:
Idol Apologizes to Contestant for Suggesting He Threatened Judges
Discussion: iVillage
Mark Dagostino / People.com:
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is Pregnant Again!  —  Elisabeth Hasselbeck is expecting her third child, she is set to announce Thursday morning on The View, PEOPLE has learned.  —  The 31-year-old and her husband, Tim, 30, are already the proud parents of 3-year-old daughter Grace, and son Taylor Thomas …
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James Kaplan / PARADE Magazine:
‘I Had To Start All Over Again’  —  Naomi Watts may be the biggest movie star who could walk right by you on the street without your knowing.  She's well aware of this.  “I don't have a striking, distinctive face,” she tells me.  “My features are not too big.
People.com:
Jessica Simpson to Fans: ‘Thank You for Your Support’  —  In her first performance since the flap over her figure, Jessica Simpson strutted across a Virginia stage in skin-tight leather pants Thursday night and lamented the world's “completely pointless” focus.
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NY Daily News:
‘Arrested Development’ movie is on!  —  Michael Cera will do the highly debated “Arrested Development” movie, according to his on-screen granddad, Jeffrey Tambor.  —  “If I have to call him up and say, ‘Get on set right now, young man,’ he'll be there,” the comic said at a recent Upright Citizens Brigade L …
Hollywoodtuna:
Jessica Alba Shows Off Her Tramp Stamp And Ass Cleavage  —  Ever since Jessica Alba had her baby we've had nothing but terrible pictures of her, that's not entirely true, early on we had some great shots of her new mom boobs, but lately all we're getting are strange haircuts, weird hiked up parachute pants and retarded sunglasses.
Julee Kaplan / The latest WWD:
Taylor Swift Launches Sundress Line  —  Singer Taylor Swift may have found her fashion prince.  —  The 19-year-old country singer, whose album “Fearless” has topped the charts for the last seven weeks and includes the hit single “Love Story,” has linked up with Jones Apparel Group's L.E …
Discussion: Perez Hilton
John Horn / Los Angeles Times:
‘Paul Blart: Mall Cop’ was underestimated  —  Since its Jan. 16 release, “Mall Cop” has been a box-office sensation.  —  Audience tracking surveys are hardly perfect, but rarely are they as far off the mark as when “Paul Blart: Mall Cop” arrived in theaters three weeks ago.
Fox News:
Patrick Swayze Rep Denies Cancer-Stricken Actor Has Stopped Treatment  —  Recent reports claiming that actor Patrick Swayze has stopped medical treatment for his cancer are completely false, his rep told FOXNews.com Thursday.  —  The actor, 56, who has been battling pancreatic cancer, is …
Discussion: Scandalist and Perez Hilton
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Michael K / Dlisted:
Jennifer Aniston Wouldn't Get With This  —  You would think that Jennifer Aniston would fall in love with any dude who had a pulse and a high sperm count.  Well, she made an exception about the “pulse” thing for John Mayer.  Jenny says she has some standards.
Discussion: Access Hollywood
Donna McConnell / Daily Mail:
Let me get that lipstick off your face honey... Angelina Jolie makes sure Brad is ready for his close-up … As one of the world's most photographed couples, the pressure is on Angelina and Brad Pitt to look good at all times.  —  And Angelina, 33, appeared keen to make sure partner Brad …
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Chika Osaka / Reuters:   Pitt and Jolie “too busy” to celebrate
Mary Beth / INF Daily:
KANYE WEST AND MISCHA BARTON: LET'S ACT LIKE THIS ISN'T HAPPENING  —  Take a look at Kanye West and Mischa Barton sitting side by side at the front row of the Elie Saab Spring/Summer 2009 Collection as part of Paris Fashion Week.  The rapper/auto tuner and the “actress” not only look bored by the show …
Daily Mail:
Cleese gets rid of his Barbie doll … By any standard, it has been a masterclass in the art of British reserve.  —  Already hit by a multi-million-pound divorce from his third wife, John Cleese was forced to squirm in silence when his new girlfriend revealed ever more embarrassing intimacies about their relationship.
Roger Friedman / Fox News:
Lennon's Sons to Perform Together  —  Julian Lennon and Sean Lennon, the sons of John Lennon, are finally going to perform together in public.  —  Sources tell me that the Lennon boys have agreed to appear at a United Nations event here in New York on February 26th called the UN-Millenium Goal Awards.
Discussion: Cele|bitchy
Fox News:
Sly Stallone Buys Restaurant to Keep Wife From Cooking  —  Sylvster Stallone picked a novel reason to buy a new restaurant: to keep his wife out of the kitchen.  —  The Rocky star joined Danny DeVito, Charlie Sheen and his Planet Hollywood restaurant partners at eatery Buca di Beppo …
Discussion: Eater LA and Defamer
 
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