Bale Went Ballistic  —  WARNING: THIS AUDIO CONTAINS GRAPHIC LANGUAGE  —  You may remember that Christian Bale went nuts on the set of “Terminator Salvation,” a few months back, threatening to stop production and beat some serious ass.  —  The incident was audiotaped, and it's amazing.

Halle Berry & Gabriel Aubry Want More Kids  —  From left: Halle Berry, baby Nahla and Gabriel Aubry  —  She may be their only child for now, but Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry's daughter, Nahla Ariela, will be getting a brother or sister - if the proud papa gets his way.

Britney Will Cancel Tour If Kiddies Can't Come  —  Britney Spears will cancel her upcoming tour if K-Fed's lawyers continue to block an agreement allowing her to take the kids on the road — informed sources tell us.  —  Here's what we know.  For weeks, Britney, K-Fed and Jamie Spears …

VIDEO VENGEANCE ON JESSICA  —  JESSICA Simpson's recent weight gain has reignited a half-decade-old battle she's had with a video producer.  —  Last week, photos of the pop singer appearing heavier than usual at a chili cook-off in Florida prompted The Post to write that she looked …

Mark Spitz: “I Feel Badly for Michael Phelps”  —  The Olympian whose gold medal world record was smashed by Michael Phelps has opened up to Usmagazine.com following Phelps' controversial pot pics.  —  “As strictly a fan, I feel badly for Michael and the situation he has put himself in,” Mark Spitz tells Us exclusively.

‘Near Death’ Drama: Lindsay Lohan Stirs Trouble On Super Bowl Flight  —  Lindsay Lohan's frame isn't the only thing that's fading — it seems her star status is too.  —  The 22-year-old caused chaos while departing on a Delta Flight from Tampa, Fla. on Saturday morning when the airline …

Madonna fuels romance rumours after dinner date with Brazilian model … They haven't been photographed together for over a month, but this picture of Madonna and Brazilian model Jesus Luz will fuel speculation of a romance.  —  The singer, 50, left a restaurant with the 22-year-old in New York yesterday.

Why Jennifer Hudson Lip-Synched at Super Bowl  —  Turns out, Jennifer Hudson lip-synched the national anthem before Sunday night's Super Bowl.  —  The reason?  —  “This was such an important performance, because it's the first time everyone has seen Jennifer,” the show's producer …

Vanessa Hudgens Unlikely to Join New Moon Cast  —  She reportedly auditioned for a role in the forthcoming Twilight sequel, New Moon, but Vanessa Hudgens is unlikely to get the part - for now.  —  “I'm not sure about [final] casting but I had heard Vanessa Hudgens was going up for the part of Leah …

Megan Fox's Loves Her Ass And So Do I  —  Sometimes it's difficult to appreciate all of Megan Fox because her face is so captivating, but Megan has figured out that if she wears tight jeans with heart shape pockets on her ass, guys will realize she's not just another girl with a pretty face.

Jessica Biel Throws Justin Timberlake Surprise B-Day Celebration  —  This is one birthday Justin Timberlake won't soon forget.  —  Jessica Biel, 26, threw her singer beau a Super Bowl-themed surprise birthday party in the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel's ultra-exclusive penthouse on Sunday afternoon, PEOPLE has learned.

Eddie Murphy an Absentee Dad?  —  Eddie Murphy has never met Angel, the 22-month-old daughter he fathered with Spice Girl Mel B., OK! has learned.  —  “To see the kid, he'd have to see the mother,” a friend of the Norbit actor, 47 (who has five other children by his ex-wife Nicole Mitchell …

Ali Lohan has been skipping school  —  No one in the Lohan family is known for their brains.  Or their academic commitment.  What they are known for is their incessant attention whoring.  So it should come as no surprise that young Ali Lohan has decided she prefers hanging out with older sister Lindsay …

Erykah Badu Twitters Third Child's Birth  —  Erykah Badu welcomed her third child Sunday, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  “Erykah gave birth to a baby girl at her home on February 1, 2009 at 1:30 p.m.,” the rep tells Us.  “The baby's father, [rapper] Jay Electronica, and her two children were in attendance.”

Traces of Drugs Found in Scott Ruffalo's Body  —  Mark (left) and Scott Ruffalo  —  Scott Ruffalo had “very slight” traces of cocaine, morphine and alcohol in his system at the time of his death, L.A. County Coroner spokesman Ed Winter confirms to PEOPLE.  —  “Ruffalo's toxicology results showed …

EXCLUSIVE: New ‘Watchmen’ Poster Released For IMAX Run — Get Your First Look Here!  —  Well, it looks like our skeptical take on last week's release of the “final” poster from “Watchmen” was half-right, at least — and in this case, we couldn't be happier about that.

Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes and Suri Vacation in Brazil  —  Tom Cruise , Katie Holmes and their 2-year-old daughter Suri enjoyed a relaxing family beach vacation over the weekend in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.  —  After spotting the three on the beach (located in a military base), a small small crowd gathered around them.

It's A Snow Day In London!  —  A s**t load of snow busted all over London this morning!  This is exactly what it looks like when Amy Wino sneezes.  And I bet Kate Moss thought she f**king died and gone to cokey heaven.  Bitch ran outside with a cut-off straw and was ready for a snort party.