Etta James to Beyoncé: I'll Whoop Your Ass!  —  This is not a joke: 71-year-old Etta James actually threatened to beat the crap out of Beyonce Knowles — and it's caught all on tape!  —  The war is all over Etta's song, “At Last ” — Beyonce sang the tune at Obama's 1st Inauguration Ball …

Gossip Girls  —  Get in on the best gabfest in town: Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, and Ginnifer Goodwin, the stars of He's Just Not That Into You, talk about hookups, breakups, and the importance of girlfriends.  —  Ever want to feel like Sally McDork, president of the Model U.N. club …

THE CHANGELING  —  Jessica Alba discusses her all-new life  —  On giving birth: “Contractions aren't that bad.  If you've ever had bad cramps?  That's what they're like.  But that moment when they put the baby on your chest - that's deep.  It's a deep experience.”

How Britney and Kevin Will Share Custody on Tour  —  Kevin Federline, Britney Spears and (from left) sons Jayden and Preston  —  Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are close to finalizing a custody arrangement allowing them both time to spend with their sons during Spears's tour.

Holly Quits on Playboy for Trick Turner  —  Criss Angel has finally completed his first good magic trick — he's made Holly Madison disappear from Playboy.  —  We're told the former Hugh Hefner hanger-on resigned her position as Playmate editor (whatever that means) for Playboy magazine …

Record-Breaking Breasts  —  One woman stopped at nothing to achieve her twin dreams: a 38KKK bust, and a world record  — EVENTS - THE SCENE - FASHION - DINING - NIGHTLIFE - SHOPPING - REAL ESTATE - GOLDEN LOCAL  —  We were already fairly impressed last April, when we heard …

Didn't I (Blow You This Time)?  —  National Enquirer (February 16, 2009) breaks the story of New Kids On The Block's Jonathan Knight being outed by his lover.  From the lovey-dovey pix, it would appear it was worth it—after all, his homosexuality has been an open secret.

‘Candy Land’ coming to bigscreen  —  Cohen to write, Lima will direct Universal film  —  Universal Pictures is sweet on “Candy Land.”  —  Studio has set Etan Cohen to write and Kevin Lima to direct a live-action feature based on the enduring Hasbro board game.

WHERE AM I AGAIN?  —  TOM Cruise could use a geography lesson.  In Rio de Janeiro hawking “Valkyrie,” Cruise tried to ingratiate himself to reporters by saying hola (hello) and gracias (thanks), not realizing that the language of Brazil is Portuguese, not Spanish.

CANDIDS: JAY-Z & DIDDY / SPIKE / JOHN / MEL B & HUBBY / MARIAH & NICK / SNOOP / WHITNEY  —  Sean “Diddy” Combs and Jay-Z were spotted exiting Madison Square Garden after the Knicks played the Cavaliers in New York City on Wednesday night.  Aww look at Jay-Z smile..  —  Director Spike Lee also hit up the Knicks Game..

New Moon Maybe: 90210's AnnaLynne McCord  —  startraks.com, Peter Sorel/Summit Entertainment  —  Another 90210-er may be making a stop in the Twilight zone.  —  I'm hearing that filmmakers have been considering the idea of casting 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord as Heidi in the upcoming New Moon, the much-anticipated sequel to Twilight.

Mickey Rourke Really Blue It  —  Wearing the official 2008 Los Angeles Douchebag commemorative cap, a lovely Anne Klein scarf, a cobalt Michael Jackson Thriller jacket, a pair of Jessica Simpson limited edition mom jeans and a blinged out chain belt leftover from *NSYNC's 2000 No Strings Attached tour …

Clay Aiken to Appear on America's Next Top Model  —  After enduring countless barbs from Simon Cowell on American Idol's second season, Clay Aiken is finally getting a place at the judges' table — on America's Next Top Model!  —  Find out where Aiken and your other favorite Idols are now!

Michael Phelps speaks out about tabloid photo  —  Swimmer says he's embarrassed by incident, which has him weighing whether to compete in 2012 Olympics  —  In his first interview since a photo surfaced showing him smoking from a marijuana pipe, Michael Phelps said today that the intense public scrutiny …

Brother of Black Eyed Peas' Apl.de.ap Is Murdered  —  Black Eyed Peas' apl.de.ap  —  The half-brother of musician apl.de.ap, one of the creative forces behind the hip-hop group Black Eyed Peas, was murdered in the Philippines on Tuesday.  Joven Pineda Deala was 21.

No Ralph Macchio in New Karate Kid  —  Ralph Macchio will not be making an appearance in The Karate Kid remake.  The Ugly Betty star, who made the 80's franchise popular, has said he would consider making a cameo in the new installment.  But according to director Harald Zwart, it's not going to be that kind of movie.

Tisha Campbell-Martin Expecting Second Child  —  Tisha Campbell-Martin and her husband, Duane Martin, are expecting their second child together, Tisha's former Martin co-star — and best friend — Tichina Arnold, confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  “She just found out and is so excited!” adds Arnold.