Gossip Girls  —  Get in on the best gabfest in town: Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, and Ginnifer Goodwin, the stars of He's Just Not That Into You, talk about hookups, breakups, and the importance of girlfriends.  —  Ever want to feel like Sally McDork, president of the Model U.N. club …

Etta James to Beyoncé: I'll Whoop Your Ass!  —  This is not a joke: 71-year-old Etta James actually threatened to beat the crap out of Beyonce Knowles — and it's caught all on tape!  —  The war is all over Etta's song, “At Last ” — Beyonce sang the tune at Obama's 1st Inauguration Ball …

THE CHANGELING  —  Jessica Alba discusses her all-new life  —  On giving birth: “Contractions aren't that bad.  If you've ever had bad cramps?  That's what they're like.  But that moment when they put the baby on your chest - that's deep.  It's a deep experience.”

Record-Breaking Breasts  —  One woman stopped at nothing to achieve her twin dreams: a 38KKK bust, and a world record  — EVENTS - THE SCENE - FASHION - DINING - NIGHTLIFE - SHOPPING - REAL ESTATE - GOLDEN LOCAL  —  We were already fairly impressed last April, when we heard …

K-Fed Lawyer: No Deal Yet on Britney Touring With Tykes  —  Despite Britney Spears' blog proclaiming earlier this week that Sean Preston and Jayden James will be joining her for the duration of her Circus tour, Kevin Federline's camp insists no deal is done.

‘Candy Land’ coming to bigscreen  —  Cohen to write, Lima will direct Universal film  —  Universal Pictures is sweet on “Candy Land.”  —  Studio has set Etan Cohen to write and Kevin Lima to direct a live-action feature based on the enduring Hasbro board game.

Brother of Black Eyed Peas' Apl.de.ap Is Murdered  —  Black Eyed Peas' apl.de.ap  —  The half-brother of musician apl.de.ap, one of the creative forces behind the hip-hop group Black Eyed Peas, was murdered in the Philippines on Tuesday.  Joven Pineda Deala was 21.

Tom Cruise Shows Off Ripped Abs  —  Tom Cruise looked abs-olutely buff in Brazil on Tuesday.  —  “He's been working out, and he's in great shape!” a Cruise pal recently told Us Weekly.  “He's ripped.”  —  See photos of famous hunks who have packed on major pounds

New Moon Maybe: 90210's AnnaLynne McCord  —  startraks.com, Peter Sorel/Summit Entertainment  —  Another 90210-er may be making a stop in the Twilight zone.  —  I'm hearing that filmmakers have been considering the idea of casting 90210 star AnnaLynne McCord as Heidi in the upcoming New Moon, the much-anticipated sequel to Twilight.

Kristen Stewart: Bikini Pot Head  —  As much as I find Kristen Stewart to be really hot, I don't post about her, because she looks high in every picture taken of her.  So it's no surprise that even in this Kristen Stewart bikini picture, she's got pot leaves on her bikini top.  And who's that gross guy she's with?

Tisha Campbell-Martin Expecting Second Child  —  Tisha Campbell-Martin and her husband, Duane Martin, are expecting their second child together, Tisha's former Martin co-star — and best friend — Tichina Arnold, confirms to Usmagazine.com.  —  “She just found out and is so excited!” adds Arnold.

Mickey Rourke Really Blue It  —  Wearing the official 2008 Los Angeles Douchebag commemorative cap, a lovely Anne Klein scarf, a cobalt Michael Jackson Thriller jacket, a pair of Jessica Simpson limited edition mom jeans and a blinged out chain belt leftover from *NSYNC's 2000 No Strings Attached tour …

Holly Quits on Playboy for Trick Turner  —  Criss Angel has finally completed his first good magic trick — he's made Holly Madison disappear from Playboy.  —  We're told the former Hugh Hefner hanger-on resigned her position as Playmate editor (whatever that means) for Playboy magazine …

Jewel joins Dancing With the Stars!  —  She may be famous for her hit “Hands,” but folk singer Jewel will soon be known for her fancy feet!  Sources tell In Touch that the crooner cutie has signed on to the eighth season of the dance competition series.  “Jewel is so excited about being on the show.

Girl Scout cookie-pushing ethics at the office  —  (CNN) — Sharin Newman Calderon has time to sell Girl Scout cookies.  —  Her 7-year-old daughter, however, does not.  —  “My daughter has soccer, Hebrew school, karate,” the 39-year-old working mother said.  “She's busier than I am.”

Johnny Depp Joins The Three Stooges?  —  Johnny Depp could be starring in the upcoming film adaptation of The Three Stooges, reports In Touch.  —  The 45-year-old actor could soon be poking Sean Penn in the eye in the Farrelly brothers' forthcoming comedy.

Natalie Cole: My Son Might Be My Kidney Donor  —  Natalie Cole is hopeful that a kidney transplant could put an end to the dialysis she undergoes three times a week.  —  “My son [Robert, 31] may be a possible [donor] match,” she told Entertainment Tonight at the Grammy Salute to Jazz on Tuesday.

Paris Hilton's BFF Whoring Up for the Cameras of the Day  —  Paris Hilton's fabricated friend who will remain nameless because I figure learning a new useless whore's name is unnecessary when it's pretty obvious that once the contract is up will fall back into obscurity in her hometown …

Mega Buzz on House, Heroes, 24, 90210 & More  —  Senior editors Matt Mitovich, Mickey O'Connor and Tim Molloy answer your questions.  Drop us a line at mega_scoop@tvguide.com.  —  House is my favorite show, but I am getting sick of this season's Thirteen-centered storylines.

Clay Aiken to Appear on America's Next Top Model  —  After enduring countless barbs from Simon Cowell on American Idol's second season, Clay Aiken is finally getting a place at the judges' table — on America's Next Top Model!  —  Find out where Aiken and your other favorite Idols are now!

X17 XCLUSIVE - Lindsay Got Her License Back!!!  —  No wonder Lindsay Lohan was so excited yesterday afternoon!  A rep for the actress confirms exclusively to X17online that the actress did in fact earn her California drivers license back, so congrats Lilo!  —  We spotted our fav rehabber …