OctoMom — It Was a Very Goodyear  —  The only thing more painful than having eight babies cut out of you: Carrying them in your ridiculously distended belly.  Ouch!  —  This picture of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids.

Weakness in Chris Brown Case — Prior Attacks  —  Chris Brown may have gotten lucky because the charge he was booked on is kinda weak, law enforcement sources tell TMZ.  But he's still in big trouble, and Rihanna says it's not the first time he's attacked her.

Asians Want $4 Billion From Miley Cyrus  —  A Los Angeles woman has filed a class action suit against Miley Cyrus, claiming she mocked Asians in a recent photo by slanting her eyes.  Price tag: $4 billion.  —  Lucie J. Kim claims to represent more than 1 million Asian Pacific Islanders who live in L.A. County.

‘American Idol’ disqualifies Joanna Pacitti from eighth season competition  —  Fox has announced that controversial American Idol contestant Joanna Pacitti has been disqualified from the show's eighth season competition.  —  “It has been determined that Joanna Pacitti is ineligible to continue …

A-Rod crawls back to Cynthia, and Madonna's not happy  —  Now that Alex Rodriguez has slithered back to his ex-wife, the Yankee slugger's reported paramour Madonna is furious.  —  “Madge is pissed!” reveals an insider, after A-Rod headed home to Coral Gables, Fla., in the wake of his steroid-use scandal.

Exclusive!  Nicollette Sheridan's Desperate Housewives Days Numbered  —  Wonder if all those special requests cost Nicollette Sheridan her job on the still-hot ABC soap Desperate Housewives?  —  Reliable sources on the set of Wisteria Lane tell us exclusively that a script has just been circulated …

Ken Paves Calls Questions About Jessica Simpson's Weight “Irresponsible”  —  Jessica Simpson's hairstylist (and BFF) Ken Paves says he is tired of being asked about the singers weight gain.  —  “I don't think people understand what the responsibility of that question really is,” …

Britney Spears Plays a Sexy Housewife in New Video  —  Britney Spears is a mega pop star, a mom of two - and now a happy homemaker in her new video, sources tell PEOPLE.  —  The singer, who plans to hit the road for her Circus tour next month, spent Tuesday filming the video for her upcoming single …

Ask Ausiello: Spoilers on 'Grey's,' ‘House,’ ‘Big Love,’ ‘Fringe,’ ‘NCIS,’ ‘24,’ ‘Gossip Girl,’ ‘Friday Night Lights,’ ‘Heroes,’ ‘Smallville,’ and more!  —  Question: Now that it seems likely that Katherine Heigl and T.R. Knight's are leaving Grey's Anatomy, does this mean there's a chance Isaiah Washington could return as Burke?

Exclusive: USA cancels ‘The Starter Wife’  —  USA Network has filed for divorce from The Starter Wife, citing irreconcilable ratings.  —  When the Debra Messing-fronted Wife debuted in 2007 as a six-hour miniseries, it attracted more than 5 million viewers and went on to earn 10 Emmy nominations.

Joaquin Phoenix's Letterman Disaster  —  Here's Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman later tonight, either stoned out of his mind or just medically catatonic (or both).  Letterman makes several heroic efforts to politely prompt Phoenix before ruthlessly mocking him.

Kenny Chesney Opens Up About Renee Zellweger Split  —  Country star Kenny Chesney has fired back at reports his ex-wife Renee Zellweger's divorce plans came as a complete shock to him, insisting the media slant on their break-up made it look as if it was all one-sided.

Behind the First Lady, a Shadow Stylist  —  MICHELLE OBAMA has become the mistress to American fashion.  “The first lady the world's been waiting for,” blazes the March cover of Vogue, where Mrs. Obama appears in a fuchsia dress by Jason Wu, the young talent she helped turn into an overnight star.