OctoMom — It Was a Very Goodyear  —  The only thing more painful than having eight babies cut out of you: Carrying them in your ridiculously distended belly.  Ouch!  —  This picture of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids.

Weakness in Chris Brown Case — Prior Attacks  —  Chris Brown may have gotten lucky because the charge he was booked on is kinda weak, law enforcement sources tell TMZ.  But he's still in big trouble, and Rihanna says it's not the first time he's attacked her.

Idol Disqualified!  —  Shady American Idol semi-finalist Joanna Pacitti has just been disqualified from the competition!  —  Finally!!  —  Fox released a statement late Wednesday explaining Pacitti's disqualification as to “avoid the appearance of impropriety.”

Octuplets' mom ‘creepy’  —  Woman who tries to look like Jolie said to irritate actress  —  Along with many Americans, Angelina Jolie herself is said to be “totally creeped out” by Nadya Suleman, the now-infamous mother of six who just gave birth to octuplets — all thanks to artificial insemination.

Scoop: Hudson gets an erotic bathroom workout  —  Plus: Julia Roberts' publicity comeback; John Mayer's commitment woes  —  Longtime pole-dancing aficionado Kate Hudson has had a stripper pole installed in her bathroom, a source told Us Weekly.  —  The Scoop  —  msnbc.com

Asians Want $4 Billion From Miley Cyrus  —  A Los Angeles woman has filed a class action suit against Miley Cyrus, claiming she mocked Asians in a recent photo by slanting her eyes.  Price tag: $4 billion.  —  Lucie J. Kim claims to represent more than 1 million Asian Pacific Islanders who live in L.A. County.

A-Rod crawls back to Cynthia, and Madonna's not happy  —  Now that Alex Rodriguez has slithered back to his ex-wife, the Yankee slugger's reported paramour Madonna is furious.  —  “Madge is pissed!” reveals an insider, after A-Rod headed home to Coral Gables, Fla., in the wake of his steroid-use scandal.

Joaquin Phoenix's Letterman Disaster  —  Here's Joaquin Phoenix on David Letterman later tonight, either stoned out of his mind or just medically catatonic (or both).  Letterman makes several heroic efforts to politely prompt Phoenix before ruthlessly mocking him.

Exclusive: USA cancels ‘The Starter Wife’  —  USA Network has filed for divorce from The Starter Wife, citing irreconcilable ratings.  —  When the Debra Messing-fronted Wife debuted in 2007 as a six-hour miniseries, it attracted more than 5 million viewers and went on to earn 10 Emmy nominations.

Britney Spears' Ex Under Felony Investigation  —  We've learned Adnan Ghalib — the one-time boyfriend of Britney Spears who is under court order to stay away from her — is under investigation for felony assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle.  —  Here's what went down.

Tori Spelling: I Feel “Pressure” to Be Thin  —  Tori Spelling is speaking out about her suddenly skinny frame, saying she feels a pressure to be thin in Hollywood.  —  “They scrutinize you so much.  You try to be the person who says, 'Oh, I don't care,' but I feel the pressure,” …

DEATHMATCH: Billy Mays vs. Vince ShamWow  —  When Vince ShamWow's name comes up, Billy Mays rolls up his sleeves, sandpapers the inside of his throat and goes off.  During an interview with Adam Corolla, a caller asked about Vince and Billy went on and on about how he was going to take that little bitch down.

I just saw ‘Twilight’ last night for the first time, and I have to say that I think Robert is a beautiful man and an amazing actor  —  She said: “I just saw ‘Twilight’ last night for the first time, and I have to say that I think Robert is a beautiful man and an amazing actor.  He's fabulous!”

Ken Paves Calls Questions About Jessica Simpson's Weight “Irresponsible”  —  Jessica Simpson's hairstylist (and BFF) Ken Paves says he is tired of being asked about the singers weight gain.  —  “I don't think people understand what the responsibility of that question really is,” …