CHRIS BROWN SPEAKS OUT ON FACEBOOK  —  CHANGES RELATIONSHIP STATUS TO ‘SINGLE’  —  Disgraced R&B star Chris Brown has made his first statement following his alleged beating of superstar girlfriend Rihanna - he posted an update on his private Facebook page reading: “You'll begin to see her true colors.

OctoMom — It Was a Very Goodyear  —  The only thing more painful than having eight babies cut out of you: Carrying them in your ridiculously distended belly.  Ouch!  —  This picture of a ready to explode Nadya Suleman was taken eight days before giving birth to the last eight of her fourteen kids.

Did Jacko get skin bug from nose job?  —  MICHAEL JACKSON is suffering from an acute MRSA-type skin infection which threatens to EAT his flesh.  —  The singer has been receiving antibiotics via a drip in a bid to beat the superbug, which sources say has spread throughout his body.

Octuplets fertility doctor at center of another multi-pregnancy  —  The Beverly Hills doctor who helped Nadya Suleman conceive octuplets also provided fertility treatment to a 49-year-old woman who is pregnant with quadruplets and is hospitalized at County-USC Medical Center.

Joanna Pacitti Disqualified From American Idol  —  American Idol contestant Joanna Pacitti — who advanced to the top 36 — has been disqualified, a show rep announced Thursday.  —  “It has been determined that Joanna Pacitti is ineligible to continue in the competition,” stated a Fox press release.

Britney Spears' Ex Under Felony Investigation  —  We've learned Adnan Ghalib — the one-time boyfriend of Britney Spears who is under court order to stay away from her — is under investigation for felony assault with a deadly weapon with a vehicle.  —  Here's what went down.

Tori Spelling: I Feel “Pressure” to Be Thin  —  Tori Spelling is speaking out about her suddenly skinny frame, saying she feels a pressure to be thin in Hollywood.  —  “They scrutinize you so much.  You try to be the person who says, 'Oh, I don't care,' but I feel the pressure,” …

Mira Sorvino Expecting Third Child  —  Mira Sorvino is pregnant with her third child, her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com exclusively.  —  “We are overjoyed at the thought of welcoming a new addition to the family,” Sorvino, 41, tells Us.  “With each child, the love in our hearts …

Nude photo of Madonna goes for $37,500  —  NEW YORK (CNN) — A nude photograph of pop singer Madonna was sold for $37,500 Thursday afternoon at a Christie's Art House auction.  —  The photo, originally expected to go for between $10,000 and $15,000, was purchased for more than double …

Mary-Kate Olsen: We Worked for Gummy Bears on Full House  —  Mary-Kate Olsen  —  Ever wonder how Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen hit their marks on Full House before they could talk?  It seems gummy bears were involved.  —  To decide which young girl would do a scene, “It was basically …

Kate Hudson's Ass Needs To Be Paddle Surfed  —  When I saw these pictures of Kate Hudson out paddle surfing in the ocean wherever the hell she is, I have to admit I was a little excited.  The last time I had any Kate Hudson bikini they were pretty damn hot.

Jonah Hill script sells for seven figures to Universal  —  You got to love it when Hollywood pretends they are in the CIA.  Just yesterday, Jonah Hill and writing partners Max Winkler and Matthew Spicer turned over a super-secret script that only Hollywood's top studio heads were allowed to read.

Gossip Girl: Meet Serena's New Boyfriend!  —  Tony R Phipps/Getty Images; Dimitrios Kambouris/Getty Images  —  Serena van der Woodsen (Blake Lively) is getting a new squeeze!  And this one doesn't share a half sibling with her.  Hurrah!  —  Sources reveal to me exclusively that Armie Hammer …

Peter Gabriel Pissed At Oscar Producers And Won't Perform At Academy Awards  —  EXCLUSIVE: I'm told that Peter Gabriel just pulled out of performing at the Academy Awards show.  In a letter to the Academy Of Motion Picture Arts And Sciences, the co-writer and performer of Wall-E's “Down To Earth” …

49 killed as plane crashes into Clarence Center home  —  Forty-nine people reportedly died when an aircraft identified as a Continental Airlines flight crashed into a house in Clarence Center shortly after 10 p.m. last night, starting a huge fire which poured thick smoke throughout the hamlet.

The Jonas Bros Get Hard  —  There is actually something stiffer and less hairy than America's favorite evangelical Christian dandy boy band, the Jonas Brothers ... their wax figures.  —  Just try and pick out the boys from their Madame Tussauds waxen doubles.  We dare you!  —  See Also