Britney's Ex Charged with Three Felonies  —  Adnan Ghalib — the papper/ex-BF of Britney Spears — has been charged with three felonies for allegedly smashing his car into a process server earlier this month ... and there's a warrant out for his arrest.  —  The L.A. County District Attorney …

Megan Fox and Actor Brian Austin Green Call Off Engagement  —  Megan Fox and fiance Brian Austin Green have split, Usmagazine.com has learned.  —  “The relationship had run its course,” an insider tells Us exclusively.  “It's completely amicable, and they are remaining friends.”

Hospital wants proof Suleman can care for octuplets, she tells Dr. Phil [CORRECTED]  —  Nadya Suleman told TV host Dr. Phil McGraw on Tuesday that she fears Kaiser Permanente Medical Center may not release her octuplets to her until she proves she can care for them.

Gatecrasher: Chris Brown goes to simmer school  —  Chris Brown is taking anger-management classes.  —  The troubled R&B singer, who was arrested two weeks ago on suspicion of making criminal threats against girlfriend Rihanna, attended his first class in Glendale, Calif., on Monday afternoon.

LAPD Still “Vigorously” Investigating Rihanna Photo Leak  —  The Los Angeles Police Department is still trying to plug its leak.  —  The internal investigation launched last week into who provided TMZ.com with a photo of Rihanna that was taken after she was allegedly assaulted by Chris Brown …

Britney Spears to Get Sawed in Half and Other Circus Tour Secrets  —  Sort of like a wayward career, Britney Spears is going to disappear into thin air—and then magically reappear, to her fans' ecstatic delight.  —  “Right away, she got into the boxes and into the magic contraptions to learn the stuff …

OctoMom Offered $1 Million to Make a Porno  —  OctoMom is used to having multiple people inside of her at once — and now one porn company is willing to shell out big bucks to harness that skill on film.  —  Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman …

Sources: Michael Cera Joins Arrested Development Movie  —  Oh happy day!  —  Inside sources close to the negotiations of the upcoming Arrested Development movie tell me that Superbad and Juno star (and before that, hello, George-Michael Bluth!)  Michael Cera has finally agreed to do the feature film project.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus Reveals Her Weakness for Bacon (and Her Abs!)  —  Like many people, actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus admits she struggles when it comes to maintaining her weight.  —  “I have to work at not being fat,” Louis-Dreyfus, 48, tells Shape in its April edition.

Kellie Pickler: Plastic surgery or too much botox?  —  In Touch has an article this week that compares country star and former American Idol contestant Kellie Pickler's very surprised appearance to her cute normal look in the past.  I couldn't find the exact comparison pictures they use …

Break-In Surveillance Footage  —  As I mentioned in a post last night, my house was broken into over the weekend but luckily my surveillance camera caught the burglary on tape.  Watch the video below:  —  If you have any information regarding the break-in or recognize either of these people please contact (213) 972-2971.

Slumdog Stars Land Next Big Gigs  —  Freida Pinto and Dev Patel  —  Debuting in the year's Best Picture is a hard act to follow, but Slumdog Millionaire stars Dev Patel and Freida Pinto already have new projects on the horizon.  —  Pinto, who played Latika in Slumdog …

Michel Gondry set for ‘Green Hornet’  —  Film News: Director signs on to Seth Rogen starrer — Columbia Pictures has set Michel Gondry to direct “Green Hornet,” with production to begin later this year.

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Lady GaGa Sells Out, Goes Corporate  —  Sporting her Where's Waldo bifocals, mother of pearl necklace and ladylike Isotoner leather gloves, dance diva Lady GaGa left her hotel in Paris, looking like she was ready for the sexy secretarial pool at PriceWaterhouseCoopers.

Andy Richter to Rejoin Conan O'Brien as ‘Tonight Show’ Announcer  —  Andy Richter is reuniting with Conan O'Brien, signing on to serve as announcer for Mr. O'Brien's new incarnation of “The Tonight Show.”  —  NBC is expected to announce the decision later today.

Gay Asians criticize Oscar speech's TV censorship  —  KUALA LUMPUR, Malaysia - Gay Asians voiced indignation Wednesday after television broadcasts of the Academy Awards in their region censored the words “gay” and “lesbian” in speeches that called for equal rights for homosexuals.

Jokin' Joaquin: Phoenix Wanted to Be Insulted By the Academy  —  In 2005, Joaquin Phoenix was an awards season favorite following his portrayal of Johnny Cash in Walk the Line, but fast-forward four years and he's the newest object of unshaven mockery.  —  Late last year, Phoenix announced …

It's ‘Bare Skin, Not Bearskin’ for Jamie Bamber  —  If you're reading this, I've managed to pick my jaw up, wipe the drool from my keyboard and actually post this blog.  The utterly, utterly gorgeous Jamie Bamber, who plays DS Matt Devlin in the new Apollo in the new ITV1 drama Law and Order …

Lily goes wild for her new man  —  Surely she's not fur real ... Lily poses with panthers in fake fur and purple heels  —  LILY ALLEN has revealed all about the new man in her life - calling him a “hunk” and boasting that he has a “nice” manhood.  —  Lily has been snapped out numerous times …