Holly Madison and Criss Angel Kaput  —  The original Girl Next Door, Holly Madison, has amicably parted ways with her Mindfreak beau, Criss Angel, after nearly four months of dating.  —  “She was very much in love with him, and they're still very close friends,” a source close to the former couple told E! …

Britney Spears' Ex Boyfriend Arrested, Charged With Felony  —  Britney Spears' ex Adnan Ghalib was arrested and charged with a felony this morning for running over a court officer who tried to serve the paparazzo with a restraining order against the singer.  —  Ghalib, 36, has pled not guilty, TMZ.com reports.

Lindsay Lohan and ... Warren Beatty  —  Lindsay Lohan and... Warren Beatty  —  What does Warren Beatty have in mind for Lindsay Lohan?  —  He has something, because Beatty is apparently dangling a new movie role in front of the irrepressible Lindsay.  But it has some strings attached to it.

Morgan Freeman's Crash Victim Will Sue, Expose  —  The chick in the passenger seat during Morgan Freeman's “horrific” car crash in August has announced she's suing the actor ... but who cares about her injuries — she's finally going to reveal if she's his mistress!!!

PAULA: FOURTH JUDGE IS MISTAKE  —  PAULA Abdul isn't too keen on the addition of fourth judge Kara DioGuardi to “American Idol” this season.  —  It's nothing personal, she says - just business.  —  “Kara and I have known each other for years and we get along great,” Abdul tells the March 9 issue of OK! magazine.

The Bee's Knees  —  Well, I feel kinda bummed today.  —  I guess I really over did it on the rehearsal front!  My knees have been hurting so badly that I finally broke down and talked to Ty's knee doctor yesterday.  He said I have tendonitis in my knees and that I have to start a course …

Michelle Obama: White House Dog Coming Soon!  —  Michelle and Barack Obama with daughters Malia, left, and Sasha  —  The whole world, it seems, wants to know: What kind of dog are the Obamas getting and, for goodness sake, when?  —  Speaking to PEOPLE at the White House recently …

John Mayer: I Went to the Oscars With Jen Aniston for “Moral Support”  —  John Mayer admits he was “very, very nervous” to attend the Academy Awards with girlfriend Jennifer Aniston on Sunday.  —  “It's not my world, the Oscar thing,” he said on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show Wednesday …

YSL's Big Hit... Fancy Footwork for Posh... K-Fed's Fashion Foray...  HONEST, IT'S TRUE: Kevin Federline, aka K-Fed, is the latest celebrity wannabe to throw his hat in the fashion design ring.  Best known as Britney Spears' ex-husband, the former backup dancer-turned-would-be rapper has now set …

Lauren Conrad: Season 5 of The Hills Will Be the Last  —  Fans of The Hills (and Laguna Beach before that) who've witnessed Lauren Conrad have her heart broken over and over again will be happy to know she's learned from her mistakes.  —  “I think there was a time when I let a guy …

The Real Housewives Of OC Reunion: Gretchen Outed?  —  The main event of last night's Really Plastic Housewives of Orange County Reunion Spectacular was between Tamra and Gretchen.  Battle of the blonde-bos!  They really should have held this s**t in a boxing ring in the middle of the Orange County Swap Meet.

First Lady of San Francisco Bares All in Raunchy ‘Threesome’ Sex Scene  —  LOS ANGELES — First Lady of San Francisco Bares All in Raunchy “Threesome” Sex Scene |  Indie Spirit: Ellen Page's Sudden Slim Down Stirs Whispers, Mickey Rourke Leaves Wood Out Of Acceptance Speech and What Did Mariah Refuse to Talk About?

Rosie: My Teenage Son Told Me to Join the ‘Drunk Club’  —  She may be a teetotaler now - but that hasn't stopped Rosie O'Donnell from making some juicy confessions.  —  In a new interview on the Tyra Banks Show scheduled to air Thursday, the former talk show host says she's sworn off alcohol - and she has her son Parker to thank.

Britney Spears to Get Sawed in Half and Other Circus Tour Secrets  —  Sort of like a wayward career, Britney Spears is going to disappear into thin air—and then magically reappear, to her fans' ecstatic delight.  —  “Right away, she got into the boxes and into the magic contraptions to learn the stuff …

OctoMom Offered $1 Million to Make a Porno  —  OctoMom is used to having multiple people inside of her at once — and now one porn company is willing to shell out big bucks to harness that skill on film.  —  Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just fired off a letter to Nadya Suleman …

PIVEN'S POISONAL PLEA  —  GOING BEFORE B'WAY UNION TO DEFEND ‘SUSHI SICKNESS’  —  JEREMY PIVEN is on the hook.  He goes before the grievance committee of Actors' Equity tomorrow to defend his much-snickered-at claim that high levels of mercury in his bloodstream, brought on by a passion for sushi …

My fiancé put hot sauce in his used condoms  —  Almost forgot to tell you: I'm taking a few days off.  Column should be back next week.  No biggee.  Just got some things to do around the house.  See you next week!—ct  —  Dear Cary,  —  I am so glad you are a guy.

Slumdog Child Stars to Receive New Homes  —  Azhar Ismail (left) and Rubina Ali  —  They've been to the Oscars, they've been to Disneyland, and now the two main child actors from the Oscar-laden Slumdog Millionaire are heading to brand new homes.  —  Indian government authorities are providing …

Justin Timberlake to Appear on Jimmy Fallon's First Show  —  Jimmy Fallon reached into his Saturday Night Live pocket and pulled out a big trick: Music superstar Justin Timberlake will be a guest on Fallon's very first Late Night show, PEOPLE has learned exclusively.