CONCERT REVIEW: Britney Yet to Hit Stride  —  Don't call it a comeback quite yet.  Britney Spears still isn't all the way there.  At least not from the standpoint of the kickoff concert of her much-anticipated Circus tour - her first trek in five years - at the New Orleans Arena Tuesday night.

BIG LOVE  —  An Oscar, a divorce, and a guy named Jake have made Reese Witherspoon larger-than-life  —  On her divorce: “Very humiliating and very isolating...But, by the way, if it's not painful, maybe it wasn't the right decision to marry to begin with.  Those are the appropriate emotions.

Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  —  Megan Fox was spotted out yesterday with her supposedly ex-fiancé Brian Austin Green.  —  You didn't stand a chance anyway.  —  See Also  — Waiters Stand At Attention for Megan  — Today for Show & Tell ... Hotness!!!

Bachelor Creator: The Outcome Was Never Staged  —  ABC's reality series The Bachelor has had its share of surprising endings, but Jason Mesnick's on-camera breakup with fiancée Melissa Rycroft and subsequent reunion with runner-up Molly Malaney has been by far the most shocking.

Jeremy Piven's Fishy Behavior  —  A recent trip to Miami could raise more questions about Jeremy Piven's alleged brush with death last winter.  —  The Entourage star, who pulled out of the Broadway show Speed-the-Plow in December after his doctor said he was suffering from mercury poisoning due …

OctoMom Birth Tape Coming Soon — For $$$$$$$  —  TMZ has absolute confirmation from multiple sources that a videotape showing OctoMom giving birth to her 8 babies in the hospital room is being shopped around town — FOR SEVEN FIGURES!!!!!  —  It's unclear who's working the camera …

BORROWED GEMS BECOME J.LO'S  —  JENNIFER Lopez loves jewelry - especially if it's free.  —  The Bronx native borrowed $50,000 worth of diamonds from Robert Mouawad to attend the launch of Andrea Lieberman's fashion line, ALC, at Barneys in Beverly Hills last week.

Lindsay Lohan's NYC Pad for Sale  —  Whether or not you're infatuated with the actress, Lindsay Lohan's former lux apartment in Manhattan is up for grabs - and you can get a $200,000 discount if you act now.  —  Lohan did a really nice job with the place, pouring $100,000 worth of upgrades …

Usher Apologizes for Chris Brown Remarks  —  Usher has apologized for saying that Chris Brown should “have a little remorse” after the 19-year-old singer — who allegedly assaulted girlfriend Rihanna — was photographed jet skiing in Miami last weekend.  —  In a video for Jermaine Dupri's …

JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE TAKES OUT JESSICA BIEL FOR HER BIRTHDAY  —  Yesterday was Jessica Biel's birthday but from the drowsy look on her face, you'd think she just woke up and was heading off to a day of work.  —  The seemingly miserable “actress” and boyfriend Justin Timberlake had a night …

Mariska Hargitay Hospitalized Again  —  Mariska Hargitay was rushed to a hospital in New York last night after suffering chest pains.  —  This is the third time Hargitay has been hospitalized since December — the previous two times were for a collapsed lung.

Miley Tells All in New Autobiography  —  She has a hit TV series, a No. 1 movie and three - count 'em, three!  - No. 1 albums under her belt.  Now, at the ripe age of 16, Miley Cyrus has added another item to her Been-There-Done-That-List: an autobiography.

Sherri Shepherd flocks to Lifetime  —  Network orders comedy pilot to star ‘The View’ co-host  —  Sherri Shepherd may be pulling double duty.  —  Lifetime has ordered a pilot for an untitled multicamera comedy to star the comedian and “The View” co-host.

Holly Madison Is Single, and Staying that Way  —  Holly Madison is single again, but guys lining up to date the Playboy playmate are just going to have to wait.  —  “I'm just not interested in dating anybody,” she told PEOPLE a week after her split with illusionist Criss Angel.